iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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OH THE PANIC, IT’S TOO MUCH TO BEAR

You guys are hardcore bitches. I told you the market would be up Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. So I was off by one day; go fuck yourself. Hahahahah.

I am banking coin again, banging hard and with animal violence, on african jungle drums–involuntarily punching people in wheeled chairs in the fucking face. Eagerly, I await the Greek elections. Those idiots are about to buttfuck themselves, one way or another. If they vote for party #1, they lose. If they vote for party #2, they lose. What a splendid election.

The Field Marshals at the the Bundesbank have no choice but to eat dicks. Look for that to happen very soon, leading to a short squeeze of epic proportions.

In short, your calls for collapse have been met with stiff punches to the grill. You motherfuckers have no idea, whatsoever, what you are doing. The incompetence amongst the bear crew is flabbergasting. However, it’s worth noting, “The Fly” doesn’t flabber or gast. He just looks down at you fuckers, whilst drinking sweet ambrosia from his chalice, made from a human-fucking-skull.

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46 comments

  1. Yogi and Boo Boo
    Yogi and Boo Boo

    Can’t wait…

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  2. Greg and Stan

    Hi everyone! (We are waving to you)

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  3. Gordy's Corpse

    pure literary prose

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  4. moolahheaven

    Go Fly!

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  5. TMoe

    My WNR has grown and is bigger than yours! Breakout

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  6. Scott Bleier

    The only Bears that are left are in word only. Nobody stands in the way of Policy Response after 3 years of “training”.

    But soon, most everyone will be “eating dicks”. Wait and see…

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    • Scott Bleier

      oh and no homo

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    • alf44

      True “Short Sellers” (bears) tend to take a longer term perspective and are very … uhhh … very patient !

      They build short positions over time and are prepared to give those positions time to play out !

      You underestimate the resolve and the focus of “The Bears” !

      .

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  7. razorsedge

    lol, might buy some tza fer da week end. manufacturing no# not so good.

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  8. WTF?!

    Query, what does a “human-fucking-skull” look like?

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    • Trading_Pymph

      Actually The Fly exaggerates. It’s not a chalice, it’s more like a shot glass–the skull’s previous owner was a bear.

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    • Yogi and Boo Boo
      Yogi and Boo Boo

      There is a post somewhere in the archives about it. It’s not R-rated. Definitely very disgusting…

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  9. Loki

    Could a buy the rumor sell the news be in the offering?

    Next week may not bring collapse, but a wimpy dizzy drunk market that falls down where it started.

    Either way I am banking some coin and frozen margaritas on the volatility short.

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  10. Dog

    If you lose you lose. If you win you still lose. Seriously, who gives a crap about the Greeks?

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  11. thetapeguy

    0bama had a bad week, market had a good one. LMFAO Dr. Fly, good read.

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  12. milesknowsbest

    Lets ass rape these muppets!

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    • Loki

      No sexual violence.

      We are better than that.

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      • milesknowsbest

        I’m sorry…I don’t know what got into me…They’re just so cute & delicate.

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  13. Regsho

    This weekend will be a good one. Money printing, Lebron winning (again), and strippers. Still thinking about the right order…

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  14. Cascadian

    Let your reason be supreme
    Inculcate the habit of deliberation.
    Practice the art of testing whether particular things are actually good or not. Learn to wait and assess instead of always reacting from untrained instinct. Spontaneity is not a virtue in and of itself.

    ~Epectetus

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  15. The_Real_Hmmm

    When they rang the opening bell this morning I yelled, “I’ve never heard bells ring for surrender!! If they want to play music, I’ll give them music. DRUUUUMS!!!” And with great ferocity men reigned thunderous claps upon the tightly stretched animal skins of our deepest bass drums. Upon hearing their fate resonate throughout their cavity and marrow, the enemy lines became awash with palpable fear. Like a line of golf balls their eyes spoke the reality that the war had already been lost. As the beat drew closer it crashed upon the tympanic membranes and reverberated throughout the skulls of the armored men; the strength once held by short sellers quickly morphed into a daze, and the grip of hope slowly began to slip and fade like sand between their fingers.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJkg-p2K3eI

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  16. COYPUS!

    How did you get the name, “The Fly”?

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    • Loki

      I’m still trying to figure the relationship between “The Fly” and a MD or RN holding a syringe in the OR.

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      • COYPUS!

        That’s a relatively new avatar. For quite a while it was Merlin the Magician.

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    • The Fly

      I started on a blog called Fly on Wall Street

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  17. COYPUS!

    Like, “Fly on the Wall”, as in, Wall Street?

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  18. the boost

    Nobody goes to fuckn lunch until this market is down… You dont deserve a fuckn lobster

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  19. the boost

    What you fuckers have failed to account for is this,,, the greeks vote won’t count , kind of like the florida ho hum.. They will get tossed out of the euro

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    • Trading_Pymph

      Great, because then the markets will be off to races.

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    • Cascadian

      They can’t be tossed out, they have to quit on their own. Which they may do.

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  20. leftcoasttrader
    leftcoasttrader

    CNBC doing a special report on Sunday night all but guarantees it will be a non event.

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    • Aileron

      Was thinking the same thing. It will be … in the end … overly anti-climatic.

      Great! Now we know!

      Now what?

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  21. Dre

    Well market is up but your stocks aren’t , that sucks

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  22. TMoe

    WNR WNR

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  23. SLEEK BUTTHOLE

    Still living on the streets here

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    • SLEEK BUTTHOLE

      Btw Fly, these Kendrick Lamar tracks are sick. Great choices lately

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  24. COYPUS

    Le Fly,
    Aside from coffee vs. tea, doctor vs. Merlin avatar pic may be something to consider as it relates to outsized stock market gains.

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  25. rru2s

    Malaysian authorities have dismissed the appeal filed earlier this spring by 3 citizens against Lynas (LYSCF), which removes the main obstacles for startup of production at the new world’s largest rare earth processing plant owned by Lynas.

    The Malysian Ministry of Science, Technology & Innovation that considered the appeal released a statement saying there is “no strong justification nor scientific or technical basis” to withhold the operating licence that was originally granted to the plant last January.

    The ministry told Lynas that it must now submit plans to immobilize any radioactive elements found in the plant’s byproduct waste and to ammend their emergency response plan to consider dust control.

    Mashal Ahmad, managing director of the plant told news agencies, “We already have the answers for the two new conditions.”

    The Malaysian ministry’s rejection of the appeal removes the largest of 2 hurdles that must be resolved before the plant can start up. A special parliamentary select committee (PSC) which has been reviewing plant safety is expected to release its report on Monday, with a debate to be held the day after.” All indications to date from the ministry, academics, and consultants and experts in the rare earth field have suggested that the plant will be very safe to operate.

    In January 2012, the PPS of Lynas shot from $1.05 to $1.70 when the Temporary Operating License (TOL) was granted, but it later it was revealed that stipulations were attached before the actual TOL would be issued. In the interim, a lawsuit was filed by a minority opposition party, SMSL, and had preventted the plant from being granted permission to startup. According to Malaysian law, the appeal’s dismissal is considered final and cannot be reviewed or overturned in court.

    This information was released after the closing bell on the Australian stock exchange where Lynas is traded at high volumes (12 to 20 million shares per day). LYSCF and LYSDY on the US exchanges usually trade less than one million shares per day.

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  26. brshtr

    I believe the avatar photo shows a scalpel, with which The Fly makes moves using surgical precision.
    However, I feel like loose rumors of bailout have been priced in and when that bailout doesn’t hit 1st thing Monday morning, I’ll sell my VXX calls for a decent profit before any QE ripping can set in. Just one way to place chips in a weird crapshoot.

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