This Market is All Full of Fanta

A Bull and a Bear

I’d like it very much if the market lifted up by 900 points today, in a concerted effort to eradicate any and all semblances of short sellers. I realize they do the market a service and many of them are my friends. Nevertheless, it’s important that I find an enemy to fixate on at all times, else I get bored. Hence, I’d like to bury them in salt.

I am on the cusp of making so much money, you’re heads are going to fall the fuck off your shoulders.

A small man commented, in one of my previous blogs, an unvarnished truth. He said something along the lines of “yesterday you were a whining little bitch and look at you now.”

Precisely.

That’s how the world works, pal. One minute you’re slipping down a sewer pipe into the abyss below and the next you are kicking someones mustache clean off their face.

I crush skeletons into dust in markets like this.

Without exaggeration, “The Fly” is back in control of his destiny. With 6% year to date gains and 10% cash in reserve, I sense a summer shift coming, one that will be remembered for centuries to come. Your great, great grandkids will read of such tales, “during the summer of 2012 when the Europeans decided to act like men and bail everyone the fuck out for the sake of banking coin” (lots of illogical statements in that last sentence). Men will be made over the next few months and women will go back to cooking me pancakes. By that time, you will be long dead; but your family legacy will live on, as you nailed the summer surge and made trillions of dollars–buying and selling like a crazed arab in a dynamite shoppe.

We’re likely to close at the highs on the Dow. I am fairly certain we are safe today; but I cannot offer similar securities for tomorrow.

You fuckers are getting Cherry Blossomed betting against Ben.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Etzzikix4Mk

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