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CRISIS OVER: TIME TO KILL BEARS AGAIN

Lo and behold, Costanza trading has gripped Wall Street, sending stocks HIGHER (get the fuck…how can it be?), following what seemed like horrific news out of JPM. Truly, this is one fuck of a meat-grinder. Every one loses and nothing is sanctimonious.

Chips are leading the way, after solid NVDA results. And, let’s not forget, last night INTC said business was great and they didn’t know what the fuck was wrong with CSCO–because business in Europe is going swimmingly.

My favorite chip play is NXPI.

Well, it looks like the crisis is over and we can all get back to throwing fistfuls of cocaine into violently spinning fans again. Or, this might be some sick rouse, designed to lure people back into the trap for proper execution. Either way, I am listening to the album featured below, dressed to the nines, clean shaven and ready for anything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUnQWAp6mx0

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22 comments

  1. Yabollox

    Nice music.

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  2. charlie

    Back in yelp at 20. Begin the bear hunt.

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  3. Po Pimp

    $SOXL is your safe haven for the day.

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  4. noodleboy

    This is great music.

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  5. razorsedge

    clean shaven ready for anything? call john travolta

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  6. ruggyup

    This reader unreservedly recommends today’s must read from Jesse:
    http://jessescrossroadscafe.blogspot.com/

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    • razorsedge

      tks good read. lol santelli just went on about the regulators…it like askin a chef ot build a nuclear reactor.

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  7. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    In spite of gold hemorraging, things are going swimmingly in Miner-world…who the fuck would have guessed it? Maybe we are really near a tradeable bottom.

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  8. MX2101

    By comparison, this market is making my girlfriend look like a balanced, stable, reasonable person.

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  9. eiddyman

    Fly to wife: Market’s up. See ya, pal.

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  10. razorsedge

    bac went pos, faz mobile might get a flat tire

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  11. Dinosaur Trader

    Maybe the market is fucked up because you’re all mean and have bad karma.

    Get some crystals and realign your energy before it’s too late.

    12-21-2012.

    -DT

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    • razorsedge

      i stopped doin crystal, zanix dude,zanix

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    • wvufan8787

      Hate to burst your bubble but if you use the julian calendar without leap years (similar to the mayans) apocolypse already happened a few years ago. There is not an integer number of days in a year. Mayan calendar was not very accurate. FAIL.

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      • Dinosaur Trader

        WRONG!

        When the world ends in December, and you’re all scared, and I’m all scared, and our souls are on their way to wherever they’re going, my soul is going to find your soul and moon it.

        12-21-2012.

        -DT

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  12. Mr. Partridge

    Kill them all boss

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  13. Belly of the Beast
    Belly of the Beast

    I think Razor called it when he said that this was planned. They made a fortune on puts and probably did their existing buyback ! How can we find what dates they executed their buyback ? Is it possible, or super secret squirrel information ?

    http://youtu.be/lqJDuZIcQ34

    .

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  14. jimmy_two_times
    jimmy_two_times

    Fly,

    Treasuries still catching a bid here. What are your thoughts?

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  15. razorsedge

    i have to think when i make lemon aid…(i use concentrate)fedx should run on amzn,ebay.

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