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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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The Market is Getting Its Creep On

ATTENTION SHORT SELLERS:

The market is defying all of the laws of economics, thoroughly preached by the Karl’s of the world, clamoring for death and mayhem. Although Obama is shredding the constitution, the market seems to be enjoying it. Dare I say the constitution is an ass? I dare, indeud.

All we care about here is higher equity prices. If we have to get it by throwing fistfuls of cocaine into rapidly spinning fans, so be it. It is my right, as a gentleman of honour and liberty, to exercise my democratic abilities through the banking of profuse amounts of coinage, to be placed into my purse (no homo!) for the explicit purposes of rapid spending sprees.

Some of you gallivant around town, acquiring sculptures and ancient pieces of art. “The Fly” is only interested in old newspapers, algorithms and building internet “deathrays.”

If you are short stock and get the feeling your abode is being lowered into a monstrous sized vat of hot oil, that’s because it is!

PREPARE TO FLOUR YOURSELVES AND BE DEVOURED BY SAVAGE CHINAMEN INSIDE OF HUMAN CANNIBALISM SHOPPES, DRINKING MUGS OF URINE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeTWO7dofhs

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27 comments

  1. noodleboy

    This hilarious insanity leaves me feeling slightly odd

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  2. Yabollox

    No federal budget passed in 3 years. Who needs it?

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  3. brk15

    Got a $AAPL @604.
    I think options are cheap. JAN14 600C is only 112?

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    • noodleboy

      vs the 2013 600c they are pretty good value I’d say. They are popular too – 18k open interest. The 500’s expiring tomorrow are worth 106, gives you some scope.

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      • MetalLeg

        When AAPL dipped recently, what were those options worth?

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        • noodleboy

          expiring 500’s were worth about 55, then popped to 115.
          13′ 600 = 46(lo) to 79ish(hi)
          14′ 600 = 84(lo) to 120ish(hi)

          sorry for delay on response, I went out for a bit

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  4. panamaorange

    http://officialblog.yelp.com/2010/04/here-at-yelp-were-always-excited-to- announce-feature-and-site-improvements-with-the-help-of-great-partners- today-weve-been.html

    YELP strengthening ties with facebook!

    YELP could easily make a sharp squeeze within the next 3 trading days. 9 to 10% , like we saw in ZNGA and P , would not surprise me

    But, I do suggest some ZNGA as well. It should have deep integration with the “FB phone”

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  5. asteroids

    My favourite indicator has gone red. I’m getting out here. Not bad for a few days work.

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    • T-Bird

      Which one would that be?

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      • asteroids

        I watch a combination of currency and various indicators on the SPY. It kinda works. Nothings perfect.

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  6. heaterman

    The Constitution itself gives you the privilege and the right to disrespect it verbally……just sayin’…..

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  7. Halfbloodpope

    Upgrade your double wide mobile home with some fine custom vinyls brought to you by Patrick Industries. $PATK
    Bears in this name are being death marched upon the trail of tears with the final destination being a Chinese bile factory.

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  8. asteroids

    Damn. Fly is correct again. The shorts just got their faces ripped off.

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  9. Daniel Labonte

    Short in May…Romney only option for victory is to make markets implode…

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  10. 4fl3x

    Master Fly, you need to start trading indexes/futures. You market timing has been incredible the past couple years.

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  11. andchovy

    What is your price target (sell point) for NXPI??

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  12. frankie gamwell

    Fly, You’ve got great taste in music, Rick Ross aside. I’ve never heard of Arnalds. Where’d you pick up this gem?

    Ever hear of Iver Kleive? It’s very similar. Download the the soundtrack to the movie Troubled Water off amazon now! http://www.amazon.com/Orgelmusikken-Fra-Deusynlige/dp/B002WLVT32/ref=sr_shvl_album_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1335467122&sr=301-1

    I know you won’t be disappointed. Take care

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  13. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    HOW THE FUCK IS GDX DOWN IN THIS ENVIRONMENT…..so damned angry its not even healthy.

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  14. Mr. Cain Thaler

    I think it finally happened. Everyone has left the markets, except for one bot which is focused, trying to out trade itself.

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  15. TheArtist

    Ugggggggggggg!!!!!!!!

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  16. Raver trader

    Nice buy on NXPI! Up 8% in AH

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