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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Early Morning Missive

I really want to buy a few stocks, like DDD, SSYS, KEG and RAX, but find myself fully invested. The little bit of cash I have left is reserved for crisis, knife jabs to the scrotum types of pin action. Nevertheless, I’ll find a way to buy what I want, when I want, with animal satisfaction.

The coxcombical nature of many of you make my job easy, disproving the flawed laws of gravity, showing the world the wonders of top shelf money management. My blog is read by many in the business of money management, professional hucksters, weavers of fallacy and misdirection. I take it upon myself, every single day, to teach you the ways of a gentleman, through example and by the superiority of my digital pen. Sadly, a great many of you fall by the wayside, only interested in doing gross commissions, little fee goblins, whilst swallowing large containers of lower to middle class beverages.

I can only do so much.

The mainspring of this post is to re-alert you to the fact that I am the Ajax of this financial blogging scene. You are the solar sector of blogging, while I am Apple, bowling on you fat fuckers until the cows come home.

As the day progresses, I will have more meaningful things to say. That is all.

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    I wonder if calling yourself “the Apple of (whatever)” in 2012 will be akin to calling oneself “the Digital Equipment” of, say, 1991?

    Maybe I’m just so ironophilic that I tend to project ironies into the future.

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    Anyone interested in seeing hobbyist-level 3-D printers in action can likely find one or more at a local hackerspace (http://hackerspaces.org/wiki/). Hobbyist printers are affordable; many designs are open/free, and iterative improvement in design is rampant.

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    Hat tip, for coxcombical. I had to look that one up.

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    I use DDD SSYS and others in my profession. This technology is bada$$.

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    RGR +3% – again. This is the AAPL of the gun world.

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    Kass gnomes saying no bidders for RIMM. Sad…

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      They should get out of the hardware bidness and sell their backoffice product while opening it up to all platforms, they would make a killing

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    ashats on cnbc crushing refiners…Im in WNR up to my puckered chocolate starfish….anyone with a recommendation??? should I sell it at a small profit?

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    Ben just threw the market in the water, it’ll either sink or swim. A test so-to-speak. Meanwhile VXX is surfing.

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