I take a single day off to relax, clear my mind, spending my time and money at the fucking circus, and the great halls of iBankCoin get hijacked by a fucking Deejay, turning my place of prosper into a degenerate graveyard for the ill humored.
Effective immediately, all iBC personal employed in the IT department will cease and desist from interfering with God’s work here.
As you can see, most of the Costanza stocks that I chose last night are up sharply today. However, I forgot to mention one group: the fucking shippers. Everyone needs the boats to ship all of that shit back and forth between China and San Fransicko, regardless of a Chinese slowdown. Don’t you fucking see what’s going on here? Just do the opposite of what makes sense and you will become billionaires in no time.
Who needs boats when China is slowing?
We don’t.
But for the love of midgets in cannons, the stocks should trade UP on that news. Shares of FRO, OSG, TNK, TNP, FREE, just to name a few, have gone parabolic. I have a few that may run next, but will reserve suchness for the great domain that is The PPT, for now. It’s not like Umpire Fly will ever buy one; God forbid I invest money and lose it. My Lord, the horror and shame that would befall the residence of “The Fly.” I would be forced to live out the rest of my days like a vagabond.
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JIG
hahah JIG
Nice job today, Jeremy.
And remember, as the IT guy, you can do this again whenever you want.
Thanks Anton
I’m the only person in the IT department! Quit singling me out!
Jeremy…my Red Cup is in the air for you, thanxs for the shout out….
Fly, Can I please have my blood bath? For Shippers, I was listening to a Greek Ship Conf on the net last night. They have no idea if this is a turning point to good or bad. All they know is too many stupid shippers built to many stupid ships (there words, not mine). Flash PMI data comes out next Thursday and the world gets to go damn we are in trouble. But will they QE me, omg, I am sooooo tired of that.
damn, I should proof read..cough..cough. lol.
Is that March 22nd?
Whatever.. http://www.markiteconomics.com/Survey/Page.mvc/DiaryofReleaseDates yep
Thanks Nymph,
There is a possible major earthquake on March 22nd as well…coincendence?
The historical and geological records say the Earth and particularly the Pacific Ring of Fire will experience a 9+ magnitude quake event on March 22, 2012 @ 4:58:34 UTC where Earth axis is expected to shift 5+ inches. Earth experienced a simlar event on February 27, 2010 and March 11, 2011 and we expect the 188-day Cycle Pattern to continue. Everyone living in a seismic zone should pay careful attention to events transpiring around March 22, 2012 along with people living near the coasts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJiLKUoPdaA&feature=related
AAPL is responsible for 34% of the Nasdaq 100’s gains this year.
Should some kind of rebalancing be taken place? I remember when AAPL was about 12% of the nasdaq for the longest time.
I think it’s rediculous that 1 out of 100 companies is reponsible for 1/3 of the gains.
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/does-wall-street-love-apple-174116159.html
How dare you besmirth the holy of holies! With a PE of 10 after taking out stuff like cash it is worth 100 trillion dollars. AAPl jihadis will soon be over to slay you with the annointed iSword.
They could rename the Nasdaq 100 to Applesaq at least…
iQQQ
Good one
it’s offical,it’s nasdapple
picture me living in Cuba
I got no love for these niggaz, I eat em alive like a baracuda.
They got me on Google earth, that’s what somebody be sayin.
“He’s coming back soon, hell no I ain’t playin”
Didn’t want to be another statistic
So I moved out the street, faked my death and went balistic
The federales wanted to see me dead – niggaz had prices on my head
Now I got Biggie Smalls back instead, I fed em lead
Now I’m ‘deceased’, how will I act? Will God forgive me
for all the cash a nigga stack from crack, and never came back?
My 2nd life to exist, it’s so hard to live in bliss
when niggaz treatin each other like shit and piss.
Mama, no more thuggin, the world is a shit storm
My homies is back stabbers, depicted wit sick scorns
and horns, they pick fights, just scheamin on ways
to put a gun inside my hands and see the look on their face
Just picture me in Cuba
Fakin my death, living after my last breath cuz Suge was,
Back Stabbin, motha fuckin don’t act like you wuz
Not guilty trying to kill me I’m a still be
Sending you death threats, and one day come back to do the… last business with a ketchup filled vest
fakin my death one more time until my last breath,
thinkin of the people I’ll be fooling, to get back at the one who fooled us…
picture me in Cuba
Can you see me now? Heheheh
Move down south a little bit so you can get a CLEAR picture
Can you see it? Hahah
Pictue me In Cuba
Yeah nigga!
I hope I haunt your dreams cuz that’s what a nigga do to you
Guess who’s back?
Makaveli
ROFL!
Stocks I own that did the Costanza today!
My biggest winners today were;
SOL +13.82%
PWER +6.96%
POT +6.62%
MOS +4.07%
KNDI +2.64%
TCK.B +3.40%
AGU +3.22%
ECA +3.04%
CPST +2.91%
I bought shit loads of COGO last night. And today, after selling it, I told my boss to go fuck himself and quit my job!
jeremy broke a leg today brah,he got more love today than anyone should be allowed .go boy