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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BUSY, In Surgery

If anyone needs me for the remainder of the day, understand something, I’ll be in surgery, working on portfolios– partaking in things of that nature. You may not understand this, as your feeble brains cannot grasp what I am doing here, but CPST is going the fuck higher. Specific to my cause, so is VXX, TIF, and once I buy it, BID.

There is nothing that will escape the clutches of Dr. Fly in 2012, currently working on a perfect year, in the 15th fucking inning. You bozos clown around near fountain drinks while I’m decanting shit from the 1600’s found at the bottom of oceans.

Everyone is bullish because people take the path of least resistance all the time. This is classic sales 101. Give a person an easy out and they will take it. “The Fly” doesn’t fuck around with easy paths or short cuts. I do the heavy lifting, doing shit because it’s hard. I read long books that look like bibles and I never read instructions–because I can figure the shit out myself.

BEAR WITNESS to the great spectacular, little people from the interworlds. Your lives are about to improve by a factor of 20, just by being around my awesomeness. Pardon the direct tones; I have little desire to waste time today.

Ladies and gents, Chinese burrito stocks are ripping higher today, names like CAAS have no place in the minds of gentlemen. I venture, once again, this is indeud the last leg of the turkey. Chow down and eat heartily for the famine is right around the corner.

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39 comments

  1. JakeGint

    You bozos clown around near fountain drinks while I’m decanting shit from the 1600?s found at the bottom of oceans.

    That’s some salty wine, pal.

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  2. alf44

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    His words carry such weight … they would break a less interesting man’s jaw !

    He has won trophys … with only his game face !

    He bowls … overhand !

    He doesn’t always drink beer … but when he does … he prefers BUTTERBEER !

    He is the most interesting Fly … in the world !!!

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  3. MarkedMan

    You’ve been saying this is the last leg since forever, cocko. Eat a slice of Chess’s dick mixed with JakeGint’s niece’s pussy. Assclown

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  4. Yabollox

    I lost my ass on CAAS last year. This really pisses me off.

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  5. surplusdroids

    Here’s too fuckin Toby.

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  6. The_Real_Hmmm

    The American Warlords of Apple are going full apocalypto on shorts.

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  7. Dog

    “…I never read instructions–because I can figure the shit out myself.”

    Do you find yourself putting things on backwards or upside down because you didn’t read those instructions?

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  8. razorsedge

    was in the bar yesterday, i hear “hey your a pretty nice guy” i looked around and only saw the bartender. i said thanks for the nice comment. he said, i didnt say anything..,i told him what i heard. he said it was the pretzels talkin, there complementary.

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  9. Mike

    what about WNR..?? hold thru earnings or as Kenny would say “get the fuck out?”…he had a hysterical line last night whilst talking to his sister in law…”ok (whatever her name is), what are all the ladies down at the tampon shoppe saying?”…………………fucking classic!

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  10. The Pirate Trader

    I wouldn’t drink shit decanted or not; no matter where or when it was found. It’s just not healthy.

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  11. JakeGint

    Hey Le Fly, that’s pretty cool!

    As of 3:18 this afternoon, you are 2,222 basis points behind Mark!

    What are the odds?

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  12. drummerboy

    fly doesnt need directions, ROFLMAO,not when you shop ikea,all you need is an allen wrench.

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  13. MarkedMan

    I went to far, didn’t know Gint’s niece was 2 days old. But Chess’s schlong deserves the ass whooping.

    As for you Sir Fly,

    You can’t expect us to believe you when the SPX has been bought all the time, BTD. It’s a nice day outside, i will go enjoy my broke ass outside, reminiscing on what I could have been.

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    • Chess's Shlong

      You sick pervert!

      From what depths of depravity do disgusting thoughts like those emanate?

      I shudder to think what you’ve revealed about yourself!

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      • Chess's "Schlort"

        The rumors of Chess’s uhhh … “Schlong” have been greatly exagerrated!

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