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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Can You Keep Your Focus?


Indeud, I am fixed on this market and will not let up for a second. Similar to hungry mountain lions trapped inside of a ballroom filled with metrosexuals, I am possessed by the meal ahead. I will avoid the mediocrity of consolidation and forge ahead with spectacular wins, designed to dumbfound the vast majority of you into a catatonic state of amazement.

Having sold the principal part of my holdings yesterday, I find myself a spectator, watching you. I find it to be therapeutic– seeing the graffiti strewn across this site, as you scurry about in a fervor to get rich through some slipshod, bedraggled, myopic scheme. After a good beating or two, many of you flood the comments section with cries of anger and misanthropic rage, blaming yours truly for the problems at hand.

Woe upon your person for entertaining that train of thought! You’d be better off eating a few dozen chicken mcnuggets, washed down with an iced cold glass of arsenic than fucking with me.

Nevertheless, I endeavor to tow you to the next level of development, despite your low class ingratitude. It is common for the mezzo cito to demonstrate carless thanklessness, as it is in their nature to be base and without regard for charity. To be upset with people of that cloth is equal to slapping a child for liking cartoons. One must laugh at the baseness of the mezzo cito and endeavor to tow them along, as it is the philanthropic thing to do.

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UPDATE: I sold out of GMCR.

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31 comments

  1. clegger_2000

    Do you have plans to put some hedges in place?

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  2. Jakegint

    Similar to hungry mountain lions trapped inside of a ballroom filled with metrosexuals, I am possessed by the meal ahead.

    Cannibalism!

    ____

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  3. PopBottleKidsOfAmerica
    PopBottleKidsOfAmerica

    dont forget to wash it down wif an ice cold pepsi

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  4. PopBottleKidsOfAmerica
    PopBottleKidsOfAmerica

    oh.and Fig-gettaboutit

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  5. SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHINILLA!!!
    SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHINILLA!!!

    The mezzo cito ride bikes? Subways? Skateboards?

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  6. SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHINILLA!!!
    SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHINILLA!!!

    Then, indeud, they are truly carless.

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  7. John

    nice cezanne

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  8. ruggyup

    If you have any interest in Brazil oil exploration and production see this extract from Reuters article today:
    Though Seadrill’s shares didn’t flinch, the delay to its planned public offering in Brazil could still be a worrying sign. Petrobras is insisting on unspecified changes to the corporate structure at Seabras. The tweaks could be negligible — no one is specifying what they are — but will nevertheless delay the share sale for two months. This creates a surprise and an unwelcome degree of uncertainty. By April, market conditions could be less friendly. And it suggests potentially more interference may be in store.

    By contrast, consider the remarkable speed and ease with which one insider is operating. OGX, the exploration group controlled by Brazilian billionaire Eike Batista, is moving apace. He was boasting of having set a new world speed record for offshore drilling, taking a field from discovery to production in just two years. Tudor Pickering reckons it can typically take as long as five years. The quick turnaround will instill confidence that Batista can deliver on a forecast to be pumping 1.4 million barrels a day by 2020.

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  9. Yabollox

    Just this morning my wife asked if my “millionaire friends” were philanthropic.

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  10. Yabollox

    That piano player has a nice rack!

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  11. john M

    Gorgeous music, thanks Fly!

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  12. TMoe

    Fly thanks for pointing out CVI a few weeks ago. Adding to this winner

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  13. Geoff Garbacz

    Alerted to your website my a client. Good stuff. Agree with taking some money off the table here. I took the universe of stocks you track and on a daily basis 67 are now weak, 16 are holds or aggressive buys, 67 are buys with 29 aggressive shorts/sells. 10 days ago almost all buys daily. Weekly 6 sells and monthly none.

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  14. BullRun

    Your Focus needs more Focus!

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  15. ecchymosis

    It is a travesty that The Fly is ignored here!!! http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2012/01/cnbc-best-alternative-financial-blogs/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

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  16. jg

    “oversized Lee jeans” — too effin’ good.

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