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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BET AGAINST FLY, LOSE YOUR HOUSE

I’m playing pool with the testicles (NO HOMO) of FOSL shorts today. Don’t worry, I wear white gloves at all times. I am not selling into this rally. Let it come back down, as the market gives up. I’ve been to the future and know where this one lands, ultimately.

Your grave error was thinking this was 2011. Sir, take a look at your calendar and understand that while Le Fly sips champagne from the 6th floor at Soho House, you are getting pressed like a panini–betting against the man in the time machine.

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32 comments

  1. Tim Knight

    How can I be more like you, O Divine Fli?

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  2. Bèze

    your commentary is getting to be redundant and like a bevis and butthead rerun: “heh heh. cut off body parts. heh heh.” really.

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    • The Fly

      Fair enough.

      Pick a topic my good man and I will opine on it.

      Although I think playing pool with testicles is rather unique, in that it has never been suggested before.

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      • The_Real_Hmmm

        If you’re playing pool with testicles you might as well play darts with dried up rotten cocks.

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      • Bèze

        I used to – long ago – sympathize with Cramer because he HAD to say something every day. Not anymore. I have sympathized with you since about October with this market and keeping a blog up. All the best.

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      The world despises character development.

      Hence, Joey is the favored character of friends, and they spun off the cinical quack from Cheers into his own sitcom.

      Go with it.

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  3. NoStripedPolos

    “The Fly” is actually Tim Knight’s “Tyler Durden” (no (0) HEDGE)

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  4. yoursisterspanties
    yoursisterspanties

    SOHO house is so 2005

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  5. tm

    It’s not terribly realistic to suggest playing pool with testes. They aren’t perfectly spherical and therefore would not roll true. Would also be tough to impart spin on them.

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  6. figesamlls

    Where is your opening banner stating “I have see the future and it is:…”? I miss that

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  7. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Well, it feels like this market is actually dead. Has anyone got a pulse? We needs a catalyst.

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  8. drummerboy

    soho house sounds like a rehab facility for old coked up traders in nyc.

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  9. THEY'LL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD
    THEY'LL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD

    I always knew The Fly played around with balls. Explains a lot (dick shaped technical chart patterns anyone?).

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  10. Yabollox

    You want my house you get my mortgage.

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  11. razorsedge

    NICE,lovin clne today…

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  12. HalfBloodPope

    While reading “The Important Matter of “Fly Goes Grocery Shopping” I almost just died choking on the piece of toast I was eating.

    A must read.

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  13. ChuckUFarley

    UNG
    will natural gas finally make a u-turn this year?

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    • drummerboy

      oh yea,the crazy “cotex” lady.

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      • HalfBloodPope

        I was laughed because I could picture myself somehow getting in the very same type of predicament.

        But then I cried because I have to deal with that very same type of psychopath at the pharmacy on a more regular basis.

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  14. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    While Fly plays with FOSL nutz (DMND) I’m squeezing more OCZ juice …

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  15. Whaler31

    Senor Fly

    What’s your take on $DECK today?

    I expected a better bounce.

    Did you lighten your load?

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  16. BullRun

    Time to load the boat with EK

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