iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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My Nuts are Next to Go

I am pushing +1% for the day, thanks to gains in FOSL. My cash was reduced yesterday, with the FSLR and DMND buys, down to 20%. I got my enemies on the run, fossilized, as I prepare for my next win.

I’m throwing cocaine all over my DMND nuts, whilst smoking my peace pipe. It is destined, or might I say, inevitable, that the shares trade north, as it is customary to do so. SHAME ON YOUR HOUSE of deceit and vagrancy for ham and egging it in 2012. You are undeserving of a grandfather clock.

Pardon the redundancy of my repetition. Quit being selfish. This domain is not for you, but for the millions. “The Fly” is on a world stage, delivering winship from Shenzen to Puma Punku back to NYC. Do you argue with the operator of a movie theatre for playing the same film 5 times per day because you’ve already seen said movie? Your needs are in fact secondary to the greater good, which is to enlighten barbaric subhumans as to the proper management of money.

Now some of you delve into the degeneracy of Twitter for stock advice. I partake in Twitter for amusement; but let’s be clear, it is the dark alleyway, un-policed, three miles away from the Estates at iBankCoin. What you see here is financial reason on the highest levels, tailor made and also translated for the masses.

Into the later hours of the day, I expect DMND to start cutting nuts off, rinsing them, and packaging them up in tin cans for your consumption.

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27 comments

  1. Juice

    i hear your nuts are like diamonds

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  2. The Big Ragu

    “Your gonna love my nuts!”

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  3. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    So you got Herb Greenberg to advance your nut theme … Ugh!

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  4. HalfBloodPope

    Might I venture to guess future contest winners at IBC will be rewarded via $FSL watches.

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  5. The_Real_Hmmm

    I refuse to use the stocktwits naming conventions and fully encourage the dilution of intelligence within the online financial community. It entertains me to watch these barnacles of banality do their research on “the stream” and nestle into stocks like some sort of folksy hobo onto a sac of potatoes in a boxcar clacking along the rails of mediocrity, ready to jump out onto a filthy riverbank at the glimmer of a single unopened can of beans.

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  6. Fly's Enemy

    Fly sees what we don’t see. We need guidance to point us in the right direction. Mike Holland has a fund that has performed like an index fund for the last 5 years – why does anyone pay a fee for that?

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  7. Whaler31

    $DECK is screwing the pooch.

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    • The Fly

      Sacrifices must be made

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    • kcscott

      What you mean is DECK is backfilling yesterdays gap.

      No surprise there is some profit taking off the recent run

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    • ruggyup

      Actually, the pooch is licking his nuts, as pooches do, while deck stands idly by thinking, ‘wish I could do that’.

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      FOR $1,000 PER MONTH, I CAN TELL YOU WHO IS MAKING MONEY, RIGHT NOW!!!!

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  9. jimmy_two_times

    nuts are almost on fire … funny how its moving up in the pm, Fly must have a time machine

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  10. CASHN1N9

    MAN, YOU GOTTA LOVE THIS GUY!!!!

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  11. drummerboy

    dmnd nuts,a girls best friend.

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  12. Tim Knight

    You’re going ballastic, Mav!

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  13. Blind Read Ant

    Making $$$,$$$ in the market?

    Perfect time to visit Cali:

    http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2012/01/12/la-puente-mayor-blames-prison-realignment-for-surge-in-violent-crime/

    Thank you HOBOama & 10-dip-pension-Brown!

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  14. mancini

    I just abandoned my fslr position at 41.75. I must thank for providing me fortitude to hold when the criminals were trying to shake us out at 39. I probably would’ve sold at the lows had I not known I was in good company. Truth is, they can take this as low as they want.

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    • mancini

      With crude below $100, you guys might like the trade I put on recently. Buy the June $85 crude put for around $3.30 each, sell as many June $70 puts as you want to make the net debit as cheap as you desire. With nat gas so low, rising jobless claim, no one would be surprised if we retest the recent $75 crude lows. Then again, it seems we are blowing up Iranian nuclear scientists on a weekly basis.

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