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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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GORILLAS IN THE MIST

Pardon my absence from the internet, “The Fly” has been busy procuring provisions for the annual New Years eve festival at Le Casa del Fly.

The market, for the most part, has been sitting idle–waiting for an opportunity to pounce on the bears. My position is static and unbendable, as it is my custom to behave in such a manner. I have positions that I feel should trade higher. Therefore, instead of exchanging them for others, I simply wait.

Granted, waiting for losers to become champions is a painful process, which entails a large capital base. For that, I am eternally grateful. Someone like yourself, devoid of food, needs to plod along, wandering the jungle night, looking for even a beetle to devour.

In 2012, there will be wholesale improvements to the offices of iBankCoin. I gather my enemies will tremble, naturally so. And, I know my friends will help in the construction of the greatest financial empire the internet has ever known. You shall all bear witness, soon enough, of exactly what the fuck I am talking about.

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44 comments

  1. THEY'LL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD
    THEY'LL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD

    Gorillas? Are you a guido?

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  2. Rhino

    “Bear,” with you? Or, Bears in the “midst?”

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  3. pedro

    Fly,

    Given your prediction that FB will pull its IPO in 2012, why stay invested in GSVC?

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  4. Sparaticus

    What should I buy right now Flea?

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  5. AlphaBetaBanjo

    Happy New Year to all at Le Casa Del Fly and iBankcoin…..although I am well over max age limit allowed I enjoy the site and appreciate how much work it must take.

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  6. Yogi & Boo Boo

    What a bunch of rude arse holes. They can’t even pretend to be gentlemen. http://tinyurl.com/7royxk9

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  7. noodle

    Happy new years iBC

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  8. Granpa

    Where the fuck is the respect when visiting the House that Fly built? Say less and learn more.

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  9. Damon

    Bear Gryls made a fortune eating beatles in the jungle.

    Happy New Year, Senor Fly

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  10. flyaway18

    BTW, some peeps over here have been calling Timmay an asshat and he doesn’t appreciate it. Is he up for the AHOY award?

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  11. flyaway18

    The classless trolls are out, you’re all a bunch of wankers.

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  12. Ronnie

    If something does kill you, it will not make you stronger – it will make you dead.

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  13. Edwin

    my gold miners oversold flashing multiple years low.

    $BPGDM:GDX = 0.20

    pawn your speedo, sell your wife, and buy GDX.

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  14. usowrongagainstill
    usowrongagainstill

    Finally Banned! THANKS!!!!!

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    • usowrongagain2

      I’m actually the realy fly and just posting to get my count up. I’m trying to reach a full 100 comments for the year and I’ve written 97 of them myself! Thanks for the other reader who posted 3 times – Mom.

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