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Quit Pissing on my Snowcone

Nice market rally today, other than DECK. On my eyes, should DECK defy all of the sorcery put forth by the evil “warm weather” magicians, I am going to impale all of the people who spread these disdainful lies. Seeing the stock down another 4 today makes me want to throw whole sticks of dynamite at people who are waiting to be served SHIT at one of NYC’s hot dog vendors.

Everything else is going “swimmmingly,” led by outsized gains in acquisition target MDR.

TZA is trading lower, as it should, and will be a magnificent buy soon. Patience is key when playing the market. One cannot presume to just pick up a violin, for the first time, and play Tchaikovsky Concerto No. 1. Do not assume you know anything at all, for the nature of things always catches up and presses the weak into cups to be consumed by the strong.

Having said that, I am going now, off to underwrite some X-mas acquisitions.

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38 comments

  1. clegger_2000

    What’s up with those “Sabrett” carts?

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  2. JakeGint

    The European Union folks…sometimes they defy parody.

    Don’t worry… Europe’s in good hands…

    ______

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  3. TMoe

    Obama is a complete idiot. This “what does $40 mean to you” is absolutely useless.

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  4. TMoe

    I want my 40 dollars!!!!!

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  5. Dr Funk

    VXX will be a great buy

    Not yet

    But soon

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  6. Mrs. Peabody

    FTK, my children, FTK…..higher and higher due to high quality.

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  7. Damon

    Mr. Fly-

    It would help DECK if Cramer didn’t shit on everynight.

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  8. A Christmas Eve Story
    A Christmas Eve Story

    of sorts:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63M34s8afbo&NR=1

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  9. drummerboy

    ya wanna have a good laugh,just look at the indices,the s&p was at 770 something and the dow,ahhhh to have a real bottom again

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  10. Trading_Nymph

    Trivia, Did you know that China’s New Year is Jan 23rd next year..so that silly speculation of restocking should kick in before China closes down the country and parties. Also, Bird Flu is starting to pop its head up there, imho, this could play into food inflation if everyone starts avoiding eating chicken and switches to pigs.

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  11. Mary / NYC

    Mr. Fly,

    For what it’s worth, I just got back from the UGG store on 67th and Columbus here in NYC. The place was a mad house. Took me over 5 minutes to get sales help and yes, I did purchase a pair of UGGs for myself. There was also a long line at the register. Their stuff is flying out the door from what I witnessed. That analyst has no idea what he’s talking out.

    Regards,

    Mary/NYC

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    • JakeGint

      Good thing Midtown Manhattan is such a snapshot of typical-America.

      Did you visit that baklava store next door? Took my three hours just to obtain a three pound block of smertzna-grovina wheel!

      I still have Armenian arm hairs all over my good Brooks Brothers camel-hair overcoat!

      ___________

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  12. Goldie

    Santa’s Bag is full of Uggs. DECK will head higher from here..

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  13. Bubba

    Couple more strands on the trailer and it’s PBR time !

    http://youtu.be/8u_c1oyaClU

    .

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  14. Joe

    Whats the ratio of fundamentals to technicals for equities and fx for everyone?

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