iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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A Thanksgiving Warning

Let the clowns and the asshats pine for the next great depression, so they could make a few euros on their FAZ positions. When you read the frantic, fucktarded manifestos of these lemmings understand they are not leaders, but pathetic, sorry followers, who conform to “group think” because they are weak. It has never been my belief we were in some stock market utopia, where community organizers blazed a path to glory through income redistribution. But I refuse to believe the central banks of the world will sit idle while their respective countries burn to the fucking ground. It. isn’t. going. to. happen.

These scenarios have played out numerous times over the past three years. Each and every time, like clockwork, the most ardent of bears overwhelm the comments section of this glorious blog. I spit on your person. I slap the life out of your face. It always ends with one big grande “I told ya so”, followed by me bowling on your heads with cannon balls.

There is no ambiguity about the situation we find ourselves in. There is no more time for talk and half measures. The deviants in Europe must conclude their civilizations or adhere to the untenable laws of survival. Without total and complete cooperation from all powers in the EU, the stock market and banking system as we know it will be nothing more than a memory. These slow rolling black swan events, purported by governments intentionally, are extraordinarily rare. As a matter of fact, I do not believe this has ever happened.

I take no qualms with those who want no part of this tape and have elected to go to cash. However, I harbor a great deal of disdain, and frankly, deep seated murderous rage towards the fucktards who attempt to “machine gun” me through half hazard declarations of war on this web domain. I will cut your heads off and put your skulls in my backyard to be used as cigar ashtrays.

“The Fly” does not back down from low level punks, who run around with heroin needles in their necks and leave snarky comments on the internets. It is a MISTAKE to fuck with me and I will let my presence be known, over and over again, until your livers are searing on my grill.

Happy Thanksgiving!

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63 comments

  1. Hammer

    Gobble gobble….

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  2. pedro

    Fly, when we do indeed get the Merk Monster to capitulate on printing, in light of your over-sized EXK and AG positions, any concern that their gains will be muted by a stronger dollar?

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    • leftcoasttrader

      If we have learned anything from this tape, it’s that any news of Europe devaluing the Euro will make the Euro explode to the upside. Of course people will eventually come to their senses and see this is ludicrous. But I think the initial reaction from the bots is a foregone conclusion.

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  3. fake amish

    the gravestones of a few more are comin. turkey sandwiches with clam sauce.

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  4. Random Anonymous Person
    Random Anonymous Person

    I agree but timing, as always, is everything. For now Germany is fucking everyone.

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  5. maineman

    Hey, you are always right. But, you know what? Sounds like you need a break. Have a drink. Take a soak in the hot tub. Friday will be here soon enough. Thanks for all you do.

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  6. A fan

    Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours Fly. It’s been a shit year. Here’s to better times.

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  7. RJ

    I love the rage Fly, you’re a fuckin beauty. Keep it comin.

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  8. JTU

    I agree with you! We will get through this! We always have!
    Today I believe was an opportunity to take advantage of stocks that were on sale and in the spirit of Thanksgiving, to “gobble” up the savings!
    Happy Thanksgiving to all of our American neighbours from Canada.

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  9. Blind Read Ant

    Rock eye sockets out here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls9Sr9xsNYI

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  10. Mark

    LOL. Have a great Thanksgiving.

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  11. Ivan

    If I didn’t know that the above rant is coming from the Fly I would’ve thought that it’s from somebody who got drunk too early.
    Don’t wanna annoy you though, cause for some reason I read sometimes your blog and you’re transparent trader.
    Cheers

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  12. Mr. Cain Thaler

    These egregrious little bastards.

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  13. theedge111

    Fly

    Love your posts.

    The problem is too large to contain at this point.

    The ECB can try to intervene and buy wothless bonds. However, I don’t think it can work.

    There is “no bid” for EU debt because the debts overwhelm the resources that the CB’s in Europe have to stop it.

    You might get your ECB printfest but it’s not going to work. The bond market realizes Europe is fucked.

    Pound the table as hard as you want for more global interventions. It’s not going to work and it will only create massive inflation.

    Germany still may choose to bail on this nightmare.

    Loving the falling markets. Up 1% in managed accounts and up much higher in spec accounts.

    Best of luck.

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    • theedge111

      1% for the day that is. 7% YTD. YOu may piss on this but I am pleased considering the volatility. SPec is up 100% which pales tou your 900% last year.

      Best.

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    • Yankeedog

      Germany bail on the EU. I say done deal.The rest of them will be yearning for the good old days of WW2.

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    • J

      The ECB can win. All central banks have within their power to raise nominal GDP at will. This isn’t something new. It’s always been there as a result of their ability to control the quantity of money.

      A large part of the problem in the EU is that the central bank has lost control of events allowing nominal GDP to collapse.

      It can regain control any time it wants to.

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  14. Dayman

    The Fed has shown it is not afraid to ‘print’ money. Our yields are low enough; we issue more debt to the open market, treasury lends it to various european governments and refinances over xxx years. Bingo bango bongo- world crisis solved and the bank with the printing press has just bought another continent.

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  15. Anton

    Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, Fly.

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  16. Yabollox

    The Euro’s have thus far been reluctant to print money. They have persued austerity. We have done otherwise. It’ll be interesting to see who recovers first.

    I’m usually not patient enough. Just gotta relax and wait for things to come around. Things are not all that dire. Many folks are still going to work every day.

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  17. domtex

    How do we bank coin Fly? Editorials are interesting, but do you forget your core business?

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  18. Trading_Nymph

    Blind Ant..I just saw your question on the other post, posted an answer on bank Q…..Random thought, German Press has been really hinting about creating a Northern Europe Version of the Euro, the Euro is only 13 years old and what we are use to can really change. China is not so giddy to come to the rescue in the short term, Copper needs to drop back down to 2ish range. Markets are a mess and must correct. For Depression/Recession..reading thru global econ data, recession of course, USA is being held up by some strange Automobile buying we are doing, once that trend fades we should start to reflect the ugly conditions the rest of the world is in…Happy Tofurky Day

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  19. moolahheaven

    “The Fly” is the financial Shakespeare of our time!

    This will be a financial Macbeth in 300 years-
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    “Have not I deep seated murderous rage upon thee o’ fucktardeth? Those who attempt to stabeth me through half hazard declarations of war on this web domain(eth). I skoff at you, bite my thumb at you sir, and will henceforth decapitate and put your skulls in my garden, used henceforth as cigar ashtrays.

    I shall not back down from you jackals, thouest are low levelth punks, traipsing aroundeth, heroin needle in neck, Foul man! Thou leavest comments so snarketh and foul on thine internets. Thou has mistakenly fucketh’d with thine master; will I not let my presence be known? Repeatedly until thou liver seareth on mine grill.”

    -HamFLY’s Return, Act II, Scene I

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  20. Vegastrader

    Yes the end game is coming one day, but not this week or this month. Soon another magical mystical face ripping rally will begin. 31% long, 0% short 69% cash. Ready to buy any futher dip or flashcrash but doubt that I will get that opportunity. Buy fear and sell euphoria.

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  21. Juice

    It’s different this time!

    😉
    8)

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  22. drummerboy

    because you know what the real answer may be in the resolution to this whole fucktarded mess. happy thanksgiving good sir to you and yours’. and to the rest of all the good folks that make this place the best. thank you.

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  23. Colonel von Ryan

    Just look at what happened to the market when Carter was around, we are witnessing it now. This means that 2015 will be the turn around year into a true bull market. Now I know everyone is impatient and wants immediate gratification but right now we all have to take a bite out of the shit sandwich until the Paper Hanger is sent back to Chicago…

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    • riggedgame

      When Carter left office the S&P index
      closed at 134.37. On Jan 20, 1977 when he assumed office it was 120.97.

      That was a GAIN of 11.07 percent over the
      four years, plus dividends.

      The S&P under Obama to date is UO 44.3%.

      It was DOWN 40% during the reign of Dimwit Bush.

      You had better wise up and BUY stocks on the day a Dem is inaugurated, and sell EVERYTHING on the day a Republican slithers in.

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      • ?

        Don’t confuse the partisan with facts. Story lines are so much easier to remember.

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      • Colonel von Ryan

        I like your use of the caps lock in your post, it lends an air of superiority doesn’t it?

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  24. JimKingsland

    The Fly is among the best. Honest about what is going on. that’s rare and refreshing for the times that we are in.

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  25. Atlas Vicious

    Thank you to Ibankcoin for all the years of providing commentary, advice, and perspective. Its many things here, one of which is consistently interesting. I consider that rare and valuable.

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  26. J. Livermore

    God bless Le Fly.

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  27. Ozark Hillbilly

    Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I hope we all take the time to think about the truly important things today.

    I don’t care which way the market goes as long as I’m on board the right elevator.

    My personal feeling is that we are indeed possibly watching the slow (but accelerating) destruction of the world’s financial systems, whether you date this to Bretton Woods or Jekyll Island or whatever. I’m not banking on it happening, but it’s well past the time to start considering that it could.

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  28. Ultramarine1

    Happy Thanksgiving, Dr. Fly. Thanks for all the updates through this insane market. I hope for this day that you end up with a full belly and restful sleep (that’s my goal today).

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  29. Falcontrader

    Right fuck’em all! But, buy some RTN cause the middle east is next…….”>

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  30. jackass

    You’re nothing more than a blowhard, egocentric jackass that ive been fading since FTK 3.5yrs ago…thanks for the profits goatfuqer

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    • dave

      You can spell correctly here. The Fly doesn’t catch every rise and fall of the market(nobody does). If you know of someone that can win day in and day out please feel free to let us know.

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    • Dr Fly

      I WILL KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND.

      BANNED

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  31. The Fly

    BTW: FTK was last year.

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  32. Trading_Nymph

    Coming back from the early morning/late night black friday sales. People were just buying the ad items and taking off, retailers want that impulse buying and looking at everyones stuff, there was no impulse around at all…mostly TV’s..fwiw.

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  33. Caffeinated

    Black Friday is so pre-apocalypse.

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  34. Bullish

    Today’s trading just confirms how stupid the grave dancers on Twitter over the last two days are.

    OMG! The Dow will fall 10,000 points on Friday!! Run chicken little! RUN!

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  35. Tiny grave dancer

    Our music continues

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  36. TMoe

    poor nflx

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  37. alf44

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    In-Vert-Ed Ham-Mer !!!

    Say it with me …

    In-Vert-Ed Ham-Mer !!!

    .

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