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You Cannot Ecape Destiny

Your mood ring said we’d go down today; but now you know better. You cannot defeat mathematics, as it is all things intertwined with humanity and space. “The Fly” pressed his gains today to the tune of 4.3%, sprearheaded by WNR and TEX. This makes no sense to you, as I am now +7.3% for the year. The constellations seemed to be in your favour, yet when you least expected– you were crushed with an asteroid.

The expiration date on this market rally is tomorrow. Therefore, I will most likely be cashing in on some names, in order to preserve the good name of Le Fly and avoid the unfashionable crowd.

To sum up today’s action, I leave you with a true story, passed along to me from Grandpa Fly, from a time when things were simple and absolute.

(this true story was deleted by the Good Christians of the Mid-West Coalition)

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57 comments

  1. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    and so we end 70 points higher than yesterday afternoon….they are gunning it up. maybe this will have legs with the oncoming earnings season.

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    • Roller coaster

      What ever happened to thought that this might be a bear market rally?

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      • xxxHuggieBearxxx
        xxxHuggieBearxxx

        thats what they want you to think right before an angry gorilla rips your head clean off and fucks you just how you wished you’d never been fucked.

        and the gorilla is in no way sober.

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  2. BigMike

    Approaching VIX at $35.38 (50EMA).

    If we break that, going long strong. In the meantime, waiting and seeing.
    Good day overall…even better for commodities holders.

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    • robert

      Good idea, buy at the peak of a 3 sigma move to the upside. LOL

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      • Mad Willie Thompson
        Mad Willie Thompson

        Better than a 4-vector chainmail to the junk.

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        • robert

          junk? nothing has changed in 2 days. so it’s the same junk.

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          • Kenny F. Powers

            Spot on my man. Greece is absolultey defaulting, so we head much lower. However, this rally was nailed by this website. I am a little bit more med. term and I am all in short. PS. Fuck Alf.

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  3. drummerboy

    s&p 900 hundo here we come

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  4. SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHILLLLLLLA!!!
    SUBCOMANDANTE CHINCHILLLLLLLA!!!

    PREPARING VARIOUS SUNGLASSES…

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  5. huh?

    A wild bear on a rampage, just when you think hes gone, he comes back and rips your nipples off, and mauls your ass. HOW the fuck you going to make money without nipples? Not possible folks.

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    • RealLife

      “HOW the fuck you going to make money without nipples?” lol – hat tip

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  6. goon

    ‘we can’t run from who we are; our destiny chooses us’ – Professor Petrovsky; Rounders

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  7. Juiceyfruit

    foreordination

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    • ALLPROz

      pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

      for all you dusty construction workers…

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  8. Trading_Nymph

    Fly, I still have my Calender Circled. That end of the day rally had no Eur/USD support of it at all. Either leaked ECB/BoE info or just a shake out of shorts going into the meetings. IMHO, there is no reason to buy ahead of the meetings and NFP unless you know something…ah, Fly, do you know something?

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  9. tm

    I fear this post may be overdeveloped…

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  10. TradingPymph

    “eScape

    “A” game, right?

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  11. stockcats

    I laughed, I cried, I puked

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  12. robert

    something about pigs noshing on balls… makes me smile.

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  13. Rob T

    Comic. Genius.

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  14. Roller coaster

    Why is my mood ring pink?

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  15. theedge111

    “Your mood ring said we’d go down today”

    LOL….CLASSIC!

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  16. JTU

    Tell me the rally ain’t over tomorrow! Already? WTF!

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  17. vito

    I kicks your ass for being homosexy rude boy cousin flea

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  18. coin

    FST exploded

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  19. shipwrecked&alone
    shipwrecked&alone

    This is setting up for a perfect long drawn out wall of worry slow rally at some point in the near future.

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  20. Ruben the Cuban

    That was a nice rally, but I have no faith in it. Sold out of my ARO and WNR that I bought yesterday morning, back to 100% cash after a nice two days.

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    • Kenny F. Powers

      Probably a smart move, but he definitely nailed this one. Nice call.

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      • Ruben the Cuban

        Thank you, sir. Picking up two points (WNR) in just over 24 hours is always a nice feeling! It was tempting to hold my position longer, but the whole “Nobody ever lost money when selling at a profit” saying kept ringing in my ears. Good luck to us all.

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  21. JakeGint

    Only Batman can E-cape his destiny.

    He does so in .pdf format.

    ______

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  22. JakeGint

    More proof that Le Monsieur truly is “le Francais” in his heart.

    _________

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  23. Xenomorph

    Damn…Nice call Brundlefly!

    Dissolving Bitch-A$$ Bears with your patented acid-spit!

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  24. cheguacaomole

    Begin the Beguine… this new beginning of the “end” has just begun. Europe will stumble towards resolution..face rip….seasonality.. got your “scary pumpkins on the lawn Starling?
    Romney looks like a comer… skull fuk…. the greatest rally of all times!!! really!!
    Sell in October 2011 and go away…. go far away.. like Yap or Palau or Vannuatuu.. look it up vermin

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    • ed

      you come here misspelling fuck, using inconsistent ellipses lengths and accusing us vermin of not knowing intimately of Vanuatu ,like we don’t remember it from fifa world cup 06. well good sir i have this to say to you: fuck you and the overcooked pork dumplings you rode in on

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  25. cheguacaomole

    FIP Fly is Priceless… and I do thank you for this refuge.. vaya con dios assholes

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  26. cheguacaomole

    I just sold my villa off the coast of ITALY today on the Island of Sardinia… I am in no hurry to change my Euros for dollars btw

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  27. cheguacaomole

    falling in an open sewer and cutting your face up.. painfull… the fly…. priceless

    FIP

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  28. cheguacaomole

    I fucked it up! I REALLY FUCKED IT UP! (TANGUAREY STRAIGHT UP 3 LARGE olives with pits) Sell October 2012… now the wine

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  29. ruggyup

    Funny, I thought the Master said this kind of cheap, vulgar and ignorant dialogue would not be tolerated. Sounds like Texan Rick Perry, all hat and no cattle.

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  30. Bravo

    RIP Steve Jobs….Sad sad day….

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  31. Damon

    A tragic evening. Steve Jobs is dead.

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  32. TraderCaddy

    Save the Grandpa Fly story on his birthday (and your Anniversary and iBC’s beginning)next month.
    The Midwest Coalition will be dissolved by then.

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  33. Niles

    If I was his doc I would been buying AAPL puts with this info, is that insider trading?

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