You people got to be kidding me, bidding me farewell and shit, as if I am done throwing bowling balls at you fuckers. Did you really think a little market adversity was gonna flush me out of this game, paving the way for fucktards like you to take my shine?
Listen you, I’ve been doing this shit since I was 10 years old. While you little brats were busy getting kicked out of trees, Small Fly was busy investing in corporations, plotting to takeover the world, and shit. The stock business is mine. Whether you know it or not, “The Fly” fucking owns this stock game and would never walk away from something that offers such humor and fortune. If you are like me and missed out on the rally, so what. Go make yourself a glass of tea and drown yourself in it.
The market can do whatever the fuck it wants to do. I am 70% cash with a 5% net short position. I have plenty of time and coin to get back on my feet, throwing people off stark raving mad cliffs.
As for this market, it is unsustainable. The whole Germany is gonna rape themselves so the Italians can vacay in Tripoli is absurd. The only way Europe gets bailed out is via IMF. On the bright side, TLT is coming in and the dollar is getting smashed. Valuations for basic material stocks are now pricing in draconian measures, which makes you think a little. How draconian are things? Will 0bama tax the rich and feed us bitter peas?
Will batman be able to get there in time, before his buddy Robin gets sliced in half by a table saw?
All of these questions, AND MORE, shall be answered shortly.
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Later Gator!
you must be joking…pulling a jim rogers?
Grandpa Fly would be proud. Atta boy Scooter.
Oh boy, this is going to be funny…
gonna fetch me some popcorn
You need to go into the jungle, Apocalypse-Now style, and shed your outer-self. Only there can you reconnect with your animal spirits and expunge the rampant fear and greed that have laid claim to your soul.
This is WAY better than this BS computer training I am sitting through. Thank God I can switch screens now and then.
Nothing screams “I am a hundredaire” quite like bitching about a mandatory computer training session. Comment on, worker drone. Comment on.
STFU pleb.. I can only imagine your station in life
You have to start somewhere.
Clearly your time isn’t that valuable either?
I saved up my initial trading stake from working at a health food store.
Play it again, Sam.
Quoth the raven: “Livermore”.
He’s pulling a Rogers and moving to Asia..and will be wearing a bow tie.
First Le Fly has to buy matching BMW Motorcycles for himself and Mrs. Fly and toodle along the back roads of Russia and China/Mongolia. The transformation will not be notable, we hope!
Don’t do it!!!!!!!!!!!
You will hang out all your fellow Bloggers to dry! The IBC’s value will diminish without you!
Whew!!!!!
That was a close call!
I can go and releive myself now!
I knew you were only fucking with us!
relieve
I hate spelling errors!
Cracks me up how many folk here take you so literally.
Don’t they understand this is a Metaphorical Universe we’re livin’ in ovah heah?
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yea,like about the time you said you were gonna leave,remember that, i do
The Fly can retire because he was super successful for many years!
The Dude
Don’t leave!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq3V3mKF218
LOL
Classic!
Maybe the last 3 years has been one incredibly long dream sequence and this last market surge is just your “wake-up” call. Which would also explain allowing some of your decisions concerning “tabbed” bloggers…
V.King “re-branded and better than ever”
You’re back Viking. Hoping to hear bad news, hey?
My armies approach….developing
Fly is God !!!
Sir Fly will fuck the market again !!!
Say it ain’t so Mr. Fly!
I don’t know the guy and haven’t been around here very long but from what I’ve seen and read, my guess is that he’s just disgusted by what has transpired recently and needs to take a break. My sense is that this trading shit is in his blood so when the smoke clears, he’ll make his way back. Maybe it’s just wishful thinking on my part. Good luck Fly.
Thanks for stay’n Mr. Fly. I will make you proud.
is IBC dead then? have fun enjoy your life jimmy
Batman and Robin? I think you mean Pinky and the Brain…
Some of you fuckers don’t even bother reading, do you?
Don’t you mean even when Le Fly appears to be losing, he’s winning?
Welcome back Master Fly!
thanks. Good to be back. I was gone for 1 hour.
Where’s Zombie in all this shamozzle, Fly created?
Too late.
Zombie’s done offed himself.
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And I thought you were going to give baseball another try. Get the arm back. At least it was a shorter retirement than Jordan.
We just might get 4% today!
Beaten up materials stocks are up huge!
Look at our old friend FTK
Its ain’t over til I say its over.
tech looks a little crowded still.. may be the place to short
Germany could not take over Europe with storm troopers, but they might do it with the Euro.
This shit is the best thing on the internet. I’ve been reading for years now.
…. from the Brett Favre playbook
Except the tears were real this time.
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WELL SAID !
Simply…amazing !!
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You Sir are one of a kind, hope u never leave us !