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Incognito Decapitation

Today was clever. Even though I lost, I do enjoy watching the market do extraordinary things. I am a fan of the stock market first, investor second. Today’s incognito decapitation of the bulls was perfect. They lulled suckers like me into the tape, with headline strength. Slowly, they boiled the clumsy pigs all day in underperforming momentum names. Then at the end of the day they threw down the gauntlet and QWICKLY (NFLX) decapitated all of the bulls, AND MORE.

The S&P showed minor losses, but the damage was far more extensive.

Should that fuckfaced Clam do nothing tomorrow, you’re all going to hell. And, you’re getting Rick Perry’d too.

Nevertheless, sleep well and try not to worry about stupid shit, like money. Eventually, this shit will sort out and we’ll all be rich as fuck, or desperately poor, battling one another for water sources and/or farm land. I went from gains to losses, like a gentleman in the night, tipping his hat to a lady draped in pearls. I didn’t bitch about it like some of you dicksuckers, but behaved in a very dignified and honorable manner.

Tomorrow, for the occasion, I expect all of you to visit iBankCoin dressed in a tuxedo, top hat, white gloves, black cane tipped with white ivory. Failure to do so will lead to your immediate banning.

NOTE: Women ARE NOT exempted from this dress code.

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136 comments

  1. StringTheory

    Will you permit shoe covers? I don’t want blood on my eel skin kicks.

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  2. mickeyp

    crushed… CLF, KRA, HUN, DE … looking at tape I would not have guessed.. something stinks… we crash tomorrow

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  3. moolahheaven

    There is NO ONE like the Fly…

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    • DRAXWIN

      I wonder how many gallons of semen you will guzzle in a life time, moolahheaven.

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  4. clegger_2000

    Would something from here be appropriate?

    http://www.brooksbrothers.com/

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  5. pedro

    HAHAHA. Thanks for the humor, Fly. I’ve absolutely gotten smoked in this market the past three weeks. Have tried to be patient the last couple of days but got Rick Perry’d today in AG.

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    • The Fly

      It traded down .60 from high. That’s not Rick Perry’d.

      Go get yourself some TZOO and know what it’s like to be PERRY’d

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  6. Cloris Leechman

    That slightly out-of-tune teenage lead cello is an utterly perfect accompaniment for that post. And that kid has more talent in one finger than Rick Ross will ever have.

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    • MOTV8

      That kid could never be a prison guard or steal Freeway Rick Ross’ identity to become a rap mogul. Yo-Yo Ma, maybe….

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  7. ruggyup

    In addition to my gold conductor’s watch I will be wearing freshly dry cleaned and pressed whit spats.

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  8. craptastic

    PM’s and miners. Ahhhhh, it smells like money in here.

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  9. ottnott

    “The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected.”

    G.K. Chesterton

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    • JakeGint

      If you keep reading Chesterton, you will no longer be a lib, Ottster.

      Do, go on.

      __________

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      • ottnott

        Ah, but the more Gint I read, the more I am driven back to more liberal positions.

        With Gint prolific and Chesterton dead, I anticipate a constant leftward bias.

        If only I weren’t such a willow branch, moving in whichever direction the slightest breeze blows.

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        • JakeGint

          Who are you kiddin’? Your McGovernite branch broke off during the Carter Administration.

          But no worries, my friend… the Gint is 99.96% Chesterton, filterless, so feel free to inhale away.

          ____________

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          • ottnott

            My what branch?

            My father is of similar age to McGovern, and grew up only a few miles away from McG, but I don’t think I absorbed any McG through my father.

            The year McG ran for president, our house had a 45 rpm floppy record (you kids can Google that beast – it isn’t mythological) of “Nixon’s the One”, given in appreciation of their financial support for that fine Socialist-Republican.

            For the record, though, I’m opposed to continuation of the Vietnam war (sorry, I meant conflict – the good guys never lose a war).

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          • ottnott

            The google informs me that the “Nixon’s the One” record appeared in my home in 1968, which means I’d had 4 years of pro-Nixon indoctrination before he faced McGovern.

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  10. TraderCaddy

    I don’t own a tuxedo.
    I do have a ’60s style Nehru Jacket that my Uncle Leo from Miami Beach (RIP) gave me when he sold clothes out of the trunk of his car.
    Makes me look like Gandhi without the tan.
    Hopefully this will be acceptable attire.

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  11. The_Real_Hmmm

    My PCX weeklies got crushed today, but it was a dice roll (bright red with white dots) off of short covering or momentum and so far its come up straight RAPE EYES. Because of the rapid decline in the stock price I devoted some time today delving into the basic materials sector, finding what an appropriate lower bound would be for these stocks. Let’s just say PCX is rapidly approaching it (no duh).

    I still think Ben will defer to fiscal policy before the Fed takes further accommodating action. Cash is being hoarded by corporations or passed through financial assets (stock buybacks) which spits in the face of petroleum/gasoline or food item inflation threats. Just a couple signposts for you walking through my thoughts.

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  12. razorsedge

    top hat n coat,for woman. humm , reminds me of demi moore in that striptease movie, i like it.

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  13. jose mann

    I have absolutely no money to rent that fucking tuxedo, what the fuck am I going to do ???

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  14. shipwrecked&alone

    I will request my butler and man servant, Anthony Hopkins, to take my limo and hand deliver on a silver platter held shoulder high one Midol per trader. He will not accept tips nor engage in conversation deemed unbefitting for a man of his stature. I will remain homebound and try to gain some sense of purpose from Charlie Sheens roast.

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  15. Mr. Cain Thaler

    Is it time for listening to Sinatra?

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  16. superpositron

    I shall be wearing these. http://bit.ly/nEjY8n

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  17. Trading_Nymph

    I have to go rent a Tux? I wonder if they come in Pink..that is the Hot color this season, with a Red bow of course.

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  18. HalfBloodPope

    I will be dressed as Pee-wee Herman.

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  19. The Fly

    No Sinatra yet, but soon.

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  20. a yahoo

    That was mighty nice.
    Shed sure do play a nice fiddle, don’t he?

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  21. Belly of the Beast
    Belly of the Beast

    themanofa1000voices :

    http://youtu.be/5zmyjKW7Cpo

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  22. HalfBloodPope

    I changed my mind. Seersucker suit and a bolo tie.

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  23. jimmy_two_times

    after tomorrow columbian neckties for everyone

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  24. Xmas Ninja

    Instead of a tuxedo and top hat, is it OK if I wear a red ninja outfit and a santa hat?

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  25. Anton

    Well, nothing like waiting ’til the last minute, McGyver:

    Nouriel Roubini on how to prevent a depression –
    http://reut.rs/pcOBaD

    And he definately has a tuxedo because he was always wearing one in those Dracula movies.

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  26. Vegas Trader II

    Alarming reversal today, GOP writing letter to clam urging no more government interference, futs in the red= TZA looking stellar tomorrow as well..

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    • HalfBloodPope

      I wonder if Bernanke took the letter from Boehner, lit it on fire with his antique zippo, and then used it light up a cigar right in front of him.

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  27. Purdy

    That reminds me: Master and Commander, great movie.

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  28. Taco

    Bombino, Tuareg Islamic tribal blues guitar…

    Tenere…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31BAWDXJaLs

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  29. Blind Read Ant

    Sports Book: GUILTY AS SIN betting against my favourite Yanks. Win$ me a Benz. 2 bad on mercado acione.

    I expect “bullish” positions to float in the air like a Rick Ross Video.

    I, naturally, will be brooming that shit up with a platinum (strike that) GOLDEN broom. Bon Change amis.

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  30. wanna be rapper wearing a tux and a tophat while dropkicking haters in the face
    wanna be rapper wearing a tux and a tophat while dropkicking haters in the face

    I’m sick/
    sick enough to go psycho
    like Michael/
    take your pick
    Tyson or Vick/
    and stick Michael J fox
    in a micro-/
    wave and watch him convulse
    like a viper on nitro/
    I was hyper in highschool
    rode my bicycle/
    just to stand outside with a rifle/
    and aim at you pricks
    and you hicks/
    dikes oh and dicks/
    I’ll pick on who I want like a sniper with a kick/
    I project and protect like a pico with geico/
    Reject then break necks, so start the fight or don’t start… shit/
    or get off the pot, you’re fruit with fuzz and no pit/
    all apple with no Jobs, no core… neutrogena with no zits/
    all foam but no beer, first aid with no kit/
    (You) Homo’s catching with no glove, you’re all Romney with no Mitt/
    And if you ain’t Fly, then you ain’t legit
    and get with my shit before you taint yourself quick/
    I’ll faint or die before I give up to a bitch/
    Add it up, get a clue, puzzle piece it all fits/
    It’s paint by the numbers so sodoku that shit/

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  31. BanAlf.com

    Perma bulls and Perma bears drive me nuts. You cannot be a successful trader if that is the case. Therefore, anything with this tag should admit their guilt. You cannot be a real trader and be successful if this is the case. I am watching several of you. Thank god for Scott Bleir.

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  32. Yikes!

    Hah! I just have to laugh- I was up $10k at one point today only to end the day down -$2700. What a fuckin roller coaster- loved every minute of it! Traded over 20,000 shares. It aint about gettin rich- its about having a good time w/ your risk capital! Love it!

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    • DRAXWIN

      yea losing $ is soooo much fun! I may wake up tomorrow and see how much I can lose. Who knows though, I may have the george kastansa thing going for me, and I end up making a truck load of $….

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    • jose mann

      you must have a seven figure portfolio …

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    • lol

      contact GA

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  33. razorsedge

    i knew a midget who was gay, he finally came out of the cabinet.

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  34. Bullish

    Today’s letter from the GOP to Bernanke proves that the politician’s give 2 shits about the economy. It’s all about the next election.

    After the GOP wins the white house next year they will convienently try the same things they poo pooed while Obummer was president. With the exception of raising taxes.

    Bernanke is gonna show them who’s really in charge tomorrow.

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    • razorsedge

      im thinkin, he’ll say its ur ball game, u fix it, and put it back to congress. maybe buy the long term , but not much.the mkt sinks, then rally because congress will have to fix this, by doing what they have disreguarded,

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  35. Sierra Water

    Take a good look at all the major indices and the last months price action as it relates to their Daily 200 Day SMAs. Its very conceivable that the Clam will in fact creat enough of a bank to get price action above the 200 Day SMAs, however, if price fails to overcome these key 200 SMAs, we could be looking at a major kiss of death off them setting the stage for a major crash.. I would hate to be heavy long here. If your heavy short, at least the downside is probably manageable as the 200sma will provide some initial resistance to allow you to cover. We are coming to a head, either way.

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  36. Sierra Water

    ^bang, not bank.

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  37. TMoe

    Solyndra execs to plead 5th at House hearing

    Well no shit sherlock

    http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iiuD3g4_8OVDJWZ4PELsEjO8bhTg?docId=e7ec5907f5e34e7283cd536ef0d83cda

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  38. JTU

    Fly, you should get a nice boost to all your tech stocks off of the bullish outlook from Oracle!

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  39. Po Pimp

    I’ll pick up some gloves tomorrow, but the gold handle on the cane stays:

    http://images.costumes.net/supa-mac-daddy-pimp.jpg

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  40. razorsedge

    tmoe, check this, i was workin on leds, for 3 yrs, got the shit, right 30ft lunination underwater dock light. we just got to production. my cost is 22.bucks. so we r lookin for a manufacture. we find 1 in orlando. great. except i also sent what i was tryin to do to a co. in china. there price to me is 19. shiped to my door? how can i employ people here if they can make it , ship it , and a nicer finish to my door?

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    • razorsedge

      my point is china isnt playin fair. they subsidize shipping.

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      • Po Pimp

        When your Chinese version electrocutes hundreds of people then you will understand.

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        • razorsedge

          hum were talkin 12v, power savings is the inticement, 1/8 the cost, u could light building that cost 100,000 a year for 1/8th. get it?

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          • Po Pimp

            Oh I’m sorry I didn’t see the voltage specified in your original post. Let me double check, nope still don’t see it.

            Don’t expect everyone to read your fucking mind.

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    • Raise taxes, Cut spending
      Raise taxes, Cut spending

      And by the time you get your first shipment, your design will already be copied and the knock-offs will be selling in Walmart for a retail price less than your cost.

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  41. The Plumbers Crack

    I’ll wear a tux, but ain’t no way I can keep my crack covered when fixing the clogged sink.

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  42. Xmas Ninja

    Mercans, Today I announce what you was hopin’ fer. Kick’n the can down the road off the cliff agin. We gonna make it allllllllright. Anywho, worth a shot. Sorry ’bout yer mort-ga-ges. Just stop payin um like the rest’a ‘em. Bruhahahaha …cough cough …cough cough cough. As you were… Nothin’ to see here. Bye. Move along. Let’s do this agin next month. Fear the beard. Clam

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  43. razorsedge

    my house running aircondidtioning, 2 refridges, hot tub , waterheaters, is under 120. a month. my boat on the other hand cost more to run than my home.

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  44. alf44

    … uhhh …

    .

    SHORTER … Than Verne Troyer!!!

    .

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    • razorsedge

      shorter than tatoo, from fantsy island?

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    • alf44

      I shall soon dine on Clam…

      … with a nice Chianti and Fava Beans !!!

      .

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    • itg

      I think we’re topping out here, but not quite the top yet.

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      • alf44

        …whatev !!!

        .

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        • alf44

          .

          AAPL printed the classic … “topping tail”/”shooting star”/”gravestone doji” today !!!

          Call it what you will !!!

          Today … we saw the “swing pivot HIGH” ! imo

          Notice I didn’t say “TOP” !

          I said … “swing pivot HIGH” !

          Only time will tell if this is an actual intermediate “TOP” … leading to a re-test of the 1101 S&P LOWS !

          Stay tuned … but … AAPL may have been the “tell” !!! imo

          Just sayin’ !!!

          .

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          • alf44

            Okay !

            Did I just actually have the audacity to call a temporary halt to AAPLs “relentless march toward infinity” …

            … uhhh …

            Yep !

            I think I sorta did !!!

            Amazing how a “few” Gin and Tonics embolden you !!!

            NEVERTHELESS !!!

            .

            .

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  45. J. Livermore

    I miss the thumbs up and thumbs down.

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  46. razorsedge

    im thinkin nat gas could save our economy. we have it , we could use it, oil is at peak,(look at resurves) this is the 5th time weve been here, so oil will rise. but we have an out . why dont we take it? cuba is drillin off r coast. what do we need to see the energy problem we have?

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    • Po Pimp

      cuba is drillin off r coast

      Deepwater permits are back to being issued at the same rate pre-Macondo. One of the best kept secrets out there apparently.

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  47. razorsedge

    so more on my tomatos, after figureing out to much fertilizer was no good,(killed 30%)and talkin to the gardner, my tomatoes r doin great! but they r grownin on the ground, the tomatos will spoil.so i figured they need structure, to lift them up. not fertilizer, but a path they can follow.so i put in a frame they can follow, they’ll know were to go, n how to get there. so in january im hopein fer fruit,

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    • drummerboy

      raz,i keep 8 foot long conduit as stakes.when the plant gets higher than the tomatoe basket allows,i take one and stake it in the center,and start tying the plant with string as they get taller,so nothing is laying on the ground.nothing worse than a tomatoe plant laying all over. a good feed schedule is every other week,i been using fish shit for years,it’s great.

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  48. Belly of the Beast

    They say talking to plants helps them grow …

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  49. razorsedge

    obama said no more talkin,,,

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  50. JakeGint

    Today’s pin action obviously connotes we’re in for some gay fat rapper action tomorrow!

    _________

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  51. Dr Funk

    T-Nymph…Whats up with the Shanghai. That is the so called risk on asian index correct

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  52. razorsedge

    this is our gov, so they figure we got a big lawn to mow, so they buy this riding mower, and send it to congress, they say u know we should have headlights on that mower, a grass catcher, and a wagon to hall the clippings, great, but then they send it to the senate , they say thats great but we could hire a guy who has all that equipment, and pay for it by the savings will get from not putting gas into the mower we just bought.what a great thing for america.

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  53. alf44

    .

    Crash – Maybe Tomorrow !!!

    I’ve been down and
    I’m wondering why
    These little black clouds
    Keep walking around
    With me
    With me
    .
    It wastes time
    And I’d rather be high
    Think I’ll walk me outside
    And buy a rainbow smile
    But be free
    They’re all free
    .
    So maybe tomorrow
    I’ll find my way home
    So maybe tomorrow
    I’ll find my way home
    .
    I look around at a beautiful life
    Been the upperside of down
    Been the inside of out
    But we breathe
    We breathe
    .
    I wanna breeze and an open mind
    I wanna swim in the ocean
    Wanna take my time for me
    All me
    .
    So maybe tomorrow
    I’ll find my way home
    So maybe tomorrow
    I’ll find my way home
    .
    So maybe tomorrow
    I’ll find my way home
    So maybe tomorrow
    I’ll find my way home
    .
    So maybe tomorrow
    I’ll find my way home
    So maybe tomorrow
    I’ll find my way home

    ~ Stereophonics ~

    .

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    • Dr Funk

      Naaaaaaa. It wont crash yet. Fear, maybe. The panic will happen later

      NA NA NA NA
      NA NA NA NA
      HEY HEY

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  54. razorsedge

    i knew if i had one chance to get my hands down in her pants, maybe she;d be happy for awhil,i cant remember if i cryed , when the gang told me her cherry died . something touched me deep inside the i caught VD, i was singing why oh why miss american pie…

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    • drummerboy

      so,did you drive your chevy through her levy.and did it have head lights

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      • razorsedge

        u r up early

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        • razorsedge

          watch mcp today ,sell off was over done imho

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          • drummerboy

            jp morgan is screwin em,jp morgans metal warehouses ought be video taped and then a company like mcp can turn it around and use it against jp morgan.these people dont know how to fight a “good” fight. mcp needs to go on a campaign against the morgue.and show the investing public proof,that jp morgan and goldman sachs manipulates metal prices.

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  55. Bullish

    Goldman must not be following Trading Nymph’s Fibo lines on Apple. Price target raised to $520.

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  56. Vegas Trader II

    Swoooossshhhh…

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