Today was clever. Even though I lost, I do enjoy watching the market do extraordinary things. I am a fan of the stock market first, investor second. Today’s incognito decapitation of the bulls was perfect. They lulled suckers like me into the tape, with headline strength. Slowly, they boiled the clumsy pigs all day in underperforming momentum names. Then at the end of the day they threw down the gauntlet and QWICKLY (NFLX) decapitated all of the bulls, AND MORE.
The S&P showed minor losses, but the damage was far more extensive.
Should that fuckfaced Clam do nothing tomorrow, you’re all going to hell. And, you’re getting Rick Perry’d too.
Nevertheless, sleep well and try not to worry about stupid shit, like money. Eventually, this shit will sort out and we’ll all be rich as fuck, or desperately poor, battling one another for water sources and/or farm land. I went from gains to losses, like a gentleman in the night, tipping his hat to a lady draped in pearls. I didn’t bitch about it like some of you dicksuckers, but behaved in a very dignified and honorable manner.
Tomorrow, for the occasion, I expect all of you to visit iBankCoin dressed in a tuxedo, top hat, white gloves, black cane tipped with white ivory. Failure to do so will lead to your immediate banning.
NOTE: Women ARE NOT exempted from this dress code.
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Will you permit shoe covers? I don’t want blood on my eel skin kicks.
NO
crushed… CLF, KRA, HUN, DE … looking at tape I would not have guessed.. something stinks… we crash tomorrow
There is NO ONE like the Fly…
I wonder how many gallons of semen you will guzzle in a life time, moolahheaven.
Would something from here be appropriate?
http://www.brooksbrothers.com/
ABSOLUTELY NOT
HAHAHA. Thanks for the humor, Fly. I’ve absolutely gotten smoked in this market the past three weeks. Have tried to be patient the last couple of days but got Rick Perry’d today in AG.
It traded down .60 from high. That’s not Rick Perry’d.
Go get yourself some TZOO and know what it’s like to be PERRY’d
That slightly out-of-tune teenage lead cello is an utterly perfect accompaniment for that post. And that kid has more talent in one finger than Rick Ross will ever have.
That kid could never be a prison guard or steal Freeway Rick Ross’ identity to become a rap mogul. Yo-Yo Ma, maybe….
In addition to my gold conductor’s watch I will be wearing freshly dry cleaned and pressed whit spats.
PM’s and miners. Ahhhhh, it smells like money in here.
Coincidence?
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“The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of the Conservatives is to prevent the mistakes from being corrected.”
G.K. Chesterton
If you keep reading Chesterton, you will no longer be a lib, Ottster.
Do, go on.
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Ah, but the more Gint I read, the more I am driven back to more liberal positions.
With Gint prolific and Chesterton dead, I anticipate a constant leftward bias.
If only I weren’t such a willow branch, moving in whichever direction the slightest breeze blows.
Who are you kiddin’? Your McGovernite branch broke off during the Carter Administration.
But no worries, my friend… the Gint is 99.96% Chesterton, filterless, so feel free to inhale away.
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My what branch?
My father is of similar age to McGovern, and grew up only a few miles away from McG, but I don’t think I absorbed any McG through my father.
The year McG ran for president, our house had a 45 rpm floppy record (you kids can Google that beast – it isn’t mythological) of “Nixon’s the One”, given in appreciation of their financial support for that fine Socialist-Republican.
For the record, though, I’m opposed to continuation of the Vietnam war (sorry, I meant conflict – the good guys never lose a war).
The google informs me that the “Nixon’s the One” record appeared in my home in 1968, which means I’d had 4 years of pro-Nixon indoctrination before he faced McGovern.
I don’t own a tuxedo.
I do have a ’60s style Nehru Jacket that my Uncle Leo from Miami Beach (RIP) gave me when he sold clothes out of the trunk of his car.
Makes me look like Gandhi without the tan.
Hopefully this will be acceptable attire.
Here ya go:
http://www.buy4lesstuxedo.com/Tuxedos.html?gclid=CNXX2qXirKsCFRM6gwod_k_D9Q
I would order one for my funeral but cremation is the way to go.
What makes you think a tuxedo won’t burn?
I would love to know how you can wear a Nehru jacket in Orlando and not end up tan.
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My PCX weeklies got crushed today, but it was a dice roll (bright red with white dots) off of short covering or momentum and so far its come up straight RAPE EYES. Because of the rapid decline in the stock price I devoted some time today delving into the basic materials sector, finding what an appropriate lower bound would be for these stocks. Let’s just say PCX is rapidly approaching it (no duh).
I still think Ben will defer to fiscal policy before the Fed takes further accommodating action. Cash is being hoarded by corporations or passed through financial assets (stock buybacks) which spits in the face of petroleum/gasoline or food item inflation threats. Just a couple signposts for you walking through my thoughts.
top hat n coat,for woman. humm , reminds me of demi moore in that striptease movie, i like it.
+1
I have absolutely no money to rent that fucking tuxedo, what the fuck am I going to do ???
If you ain’t got no money take your broke ass home
Your vile, disruptive and parasitic. A good ass whooping is well in order.
can you please deliver that whooping, right NOW, I am starting to enjoy it …
I will request my butler and man servant, Anthony Hopkins, to take my limo and hand deliver on a silver platter held shoulder high one Midol per trader. He will not accept tips nor engage in conversation deemed unbefitting for a man of his stature. I will remain homebound and try to gain some sense of purpose from Charlie Sheens roast.
Is it time for listening to Sinatra?
I shall be wearing these. http://bit.ly/nEjY8n
I have to go rent a Tux? I wonder if they come in Pink..that is the Hot color this season, with a Red bow of course.
Found it, Fergie was wearing it http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/famous-style/140090-stacy-fergusons-pink-dolce-gabbana-tuxedo-jacket.html
Never, ever diminish perception of your character by any possible association with Fergie, a wealthy but classless chick.
“Chav.”
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http://www.brightcoloredtuxedos.com/
I will be dressed as Pee-wee Herman.
Doesn’t that preclude wearing clothes (or at least the pants)?
And the problem is ???
is he the dude who pulled out his WNR ???
sorry, it is Sir Fly who pulled out his WNR …
No Sinatra yet, but soon.
Sir Fly, how do you look in a tuxedo ???
STFU
Sir Fly, what is STFU ???
St Francis University, of course.
Dolt.
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dude, I did not graduate from that University … you mean the Fly thought that I come from that prestigious academy ???
No, he’s merely politely suggesting that you matriculate there.
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slightly creepy question
That is what I have been saying…
Jose Mann might be a closet perv.
how many kind of perv are there ???
That was mighty nice.
Shed sure do play a nice fiddle, don’t he?
themanofa1000voices :
http://youtu.be/5zmyjKW7Cpo
I changed my mind. Seersucker suit and a bolo tie.
after tomorrow columbian neckties for everyone
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Columbian%20neck%20tie
you mean #1 or #2
Gross, bubba, gross!
Instead of a tuxedo and top hat, is it OK if I wear a red ninja outfit and a santa hat?
Feel free to come as a ninja as well.
Well, nothing like waiting ’til the last minute, McGyver:
Nouriel Roubini on how to prevent a depression –
http://reut.rs/pcOBaD
And he definately has a tuxedo because he was always wearing one in those Dracula movies.
Alarming reversal today, GOP writing letter to clam urging no more government interference, futs in the red= TZA looking stellar tomorrow as well..
I wonder if Bernanke took the letter from Boehner, lit it on fire with his antique zippo, and then used it light up a cigar right in front of him.
That reminds me: Master and Commander, great movie.
Bombino, Tuareg Islamic tribal blues guitar…
Tenere…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31BAWDXJaLs
a back beat and a chorus of “HiHowAreYas” followed by rain clouds?
Sports Book: GUILTY AS SIN betting against my favourite Yanks. Win$ me a Benz. 2 bad on mercado acione.
I expect “bullish” positions to float in the air like a Rick Ross Video.
I, naturally, will be brooming that shit up with a platinum (strike that) GOLDEN broom. Bon Change amis.
I’m sick/
sick enough to go psycho
like Michael/
take your pick
Tyson or Vick/
and stick Michael J fox
in a micro-/
wave and watch him convulse
like a viper on nitro/
I was hyper in highschool
rode my bicycle/
just to stand outside with a rifle/
and aim at you pricks
and you hicks/
dikes oh and dicks/
I’ll pick on who I want like a sniper with a kick/
I project and protect like a pico with geico/
Reject then break necks, so start the fight or don’t start… shit/
or get off the pot, you’re fruit with fuzz and no pit/
all apple with no Jobs, no core… neutrogena with no zits/
all foam but no beer, first aid with no kit/
(You) Homo’s catching with no glove, you’re all Romney with no Mitt/
And if you ain’t Fly, then you ain’t legit
and get with my shit before you taint yourself quick/
I’ll faint or die before I give up to a bitch/
Add it up, get a clue, puzzle piece it all fits/
It’s paint by the numbers so sodoku that shit/
http://xtranormal.zendesk.com/entries/20278921-adding-voiceovers-and-audio-recordings-to-your-movie-scripts-online
Unleash your inner…”Shatner?”
lol
Perma bulls and Perma bears drive me nuts. You cannot be a successful trader if that is the case. Therefore, anything with this tag should admit their guilt. You cannot be a real trader and be successful if this is the case. I am watching several of you. Thank god for Scott Bleir.
lol, i definitely know something will happen tomarrow. period.
Hah! I just have to laugh- I was up $10k at one point today only to end the day down -$2700. What a fuckin roller coaster- loved every minute of it! Traded over 20,000 shares. It aint about gettin rich- its about having a good time w/ your risk capital! Love it!
yea losing $ is soooo much fun! I may wake up tomorrow and see how much I can lose. Who knows though, I may have the george kastansa thing going for me, and I end up making a truck load of $….
you must have a seven figure portfolio …
contact GA
i knew a midget who was gay, he finally came out of the cabinet.
sorry, but it was a short joke!
gay midgets ??? whoa …
I want to meet one …
better if you can introduce me to a lesbian midget !!!
with a flat head?
so u have a place to put ur beer?i dont know any of them i head theres a shortage, sorry
Today’s letter from the GOP to Bernanke proves that the politician’s give 2 shits about the economy. It’s all about the next election.
After the GOP wins the white house next year they will convienently try the same things they poo pooed while Obummer was president. With the exception of raising taxes.
Bernanke is gonna show them who’s really in charge tomorrow.
im thinkin, he’ll say its ur ball game, u fix it, and put it back to congress. maybe buy the long term , but not much.the mkt sinks, then rally because congress will have to fix this, by doing what they have disreguarded,
Take a good look at all the major indices and the last months price action as it relates to their Daily 200 Day SMAs. Its very conceivable that the Clam will in fact creat enough of a bank to get price action above the 200 Day SMAs, however, if price fails to overcome these key 200 SMAs, we could be looking at a major kiss of death off them setting the stage for a major crash.. I would hate to be heavy long here. If your heavy short, at least the downside is probably manageable as the 200sma will provide some initial resistance to allow you to cover. We are coming to a head, either way.
^bang, not bank.
Solyndra execs to plead 5th at House hearing
Well no shit sherlock
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iiuD3g4_8OVDJWZ4PELsEjO8bhTg?docId=e7ec5907f5e34e7283cd536ef0d83cda
Fly, you should get a nice boost to all your tech stocks off of the bullish outlook from Oracle!
I’ll pick up some gloves tomorrow, but the gold handle on the cane stays:
http://images.costumes.net/supa-mac-daddy-pimp.jpg
tmoe, check this, i was workin on leds, for 3 yrs, got the shit, right 30ft lunination underwater dock light. we just got to production. my cost is 22.bucks. so we r lookin for a manufacture. we find 1 in orlando. great. except i also sent what i was tryin to do to a co. in china. there price to me is 19. shiped to my door? how can i employ people here if they can make it , ship it , and a nicer finish to my door?
my point is china isnt playin fair. they subsidize shipping.
When your Chinese version electrocutes hundreds of people then you will understand.
hum were talkin 12v, power savings is the inticement, 1/8 the cost, u could light building that cost 100,000 a year for 1/8th. get it?
Oh I’m sorry I didn’t see the voltage specified in your original post. Let me double check, nope still don’t see it.
Don’t expect everyone to read your fucking mind.
And by the time you get your first shipment, your design will already be copied and the knock-offs will be selling in Walmart for a retail price less than your cost.
lol,
I’ll wear a tux, but ain’t no way I can keep my crack covered when fixing the clogged sink.
lol, if i had a nickle fer every time i heard that..
Mercans, Today I announce what you was hopin’ fer. Kick’n the can down the road off the cliff agin. We gonna make it allllllllright. Anywho, worth a shot. Sorry ’bout yer mort-ga-ges. Just stop payin um like the rest’a ‘em. Bruhahahaha …cough cough …cough cough cough. As you were… Nothin’ to see here. Bye. Move along. Let’s do this agin next month. Fear the beard. Clam
there once was a man from nantucket..
my house running aircondidtioning, 2 refridges, hot tub , waterheaters, is under 120. a month. my boat on the other hand cost more to run than my home.
… uhhh …
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SHORTER … Than Verne Troyer!!!
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shorter than tatoo, from fantsy island?
I shall soon dine on Clam…
… with a nice Chianti and Fava Beans !!!
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I think we’re topping out here, but not quite the top yet.
…whatev !!!
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AAPL printed the classic … “topping tail”/”shooting star”/”gravestone doji” today !!!
Call it what you will !!!
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Today … we saw the “swing pivot HIGH” ! imo
Notice I didn’t say “TOP” !
I said … “swing pivot HIGH” !
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Only time will tell if this is an actual intermediate “TOP” … leading to a re-test of the 1101 S&P LOWS !
Stay tuned … but … AAPL may have been the “tell” !!! imo
Just sayin’ !!!
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Okay !
Did I just actually have the audacity to call a temporary halt to AAPLs “relentless march toward infinity” …
… uhhh …
Yep !
I think I sorta did !!!
Amazing how a “few” Gin and Tonics embolden you !!!
NEVERTHELESS !!!
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I miss the thumbs up and thumbs down.
sorry j, was just sayin,, ahhhhhhhhhhhh
I want the Fly to put up Livers, not thumbs
how about road kill, possum, racoon n squerl..mmmmmmmmmmmm
I think we should choose between Rick Ross and Obama.
im thinkin nat gas could save our economy. we have it , we could use it, oil is at peak,(look at resurves) this is the 5th time weve been here, so oil will rise. but we have an out . why dont we take it? cuba is drillin off r coast. what do we need to see the energy problem we have?
cuba is drillin off r coast
Deepwater permits are back to being issued at the same rate pre-Macondo. One of the best kept secrets out there apparently.
we have no.dakota, we have canada… oh what does it take . we can drill but we have more already, wtf
so more on my tomatos, after figureing out to much fertilizer was no good,(killed 30%)and talkin to the gardner, my tomatoes r doin great! but they r grownin on the ground, the tomatos will spoil.so i figured they need structure, to lift them up. not fertilizer, but a path they can follow.so i put in a frame they can follow, they’ll know were to go, n how to get there. so in january im hopein fer fruit,
raz,i keep 8 foot long conduit as stakes.when the plant gets higher than the tomatoe basket allows,i take one and stake it in the center,and start tying the plant with string as they get taller,so nothing is laying on the ground.nothing worse than a tomatoe plant laying all over. a good feed schedule is every other week,i been using fish shit for years,it’s great.
They say talking to plants helps them grow …
obama said no more talkin,,,
Today’s pin action obviously connotes we’re in for some gay fat rapper action tomorrow!
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jake great post, bot gld at the open todaY,
T-Nymph…Whats up with the Shanghai. That is the so called risk on asian index correct
this is our gov, so they figure we got a big lawn to mow, so they buy this riding mower, and send it to congress, they say u know we should have headlights on that mower, a grass catcher, and a wagon to hall the clippings, great, but then they send it to the senate , they say thats great but we could hire a guy who has all that equipment, and pay for it by the savings will get from not putting gas into the mower we just bought.what a great thing for america.
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Crash – Maybe Tomorrow !!!
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I’ve been down and
I’m wondering why
These little black clouds
Keep walking around
With me
With me
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It wastes time
And I’d rather be high
Think I’ll walk me outside
And buy a rainbow smile
But be free
They’re all free
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So maybe tomorrow
I’ll find my way home
So maybe tomorrow
I’ll find my way home
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I look around at a beautiful life
Been the upperside of down
Been the inside of out
But we breathe
We breathe
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I wanna breeze and an open mind
I wanna swim in the ocean
Wanna take my time for me
All me
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So maybe tomorrow
I’ll find my way home
So maybe tomorrow
I’ll find my way home
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So maybe tomorrow
I’ll find my way home
So maybe tomorrow
I’ll find my way home
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So maybe tomorrow
I’ll find my way home
So maybe tomorrow
I’ll find my way home
~ Stereophonics ~
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Naaaaaaa. It wont crash yet. Fear, maybe. The panic will happen later
NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
HEY HEY
i knew if i had one chance to get my hands down in her pants, maybe she;d be happy for awhil,i cant remember if i cryed , when the gang told me her cherry died . something touched me deep inside the i caught VD, i was singing why oh why miss american pie…
so,did you drive your chevy through her levy.and did it have head lights
u r up early
watch mcp today ,sell off was over done imho
jp morgan is screwin em,jp morgans metal warehouses ought be video taped and then a company like mcp can turn it around and use it against jp morgan.these people dont know how to fight a “good” fight. mcp needs to go on a campaign against the morgue.and show the investing public proof,that jp morgan and goldman sachs manipulates metal prices.
Goldman must not be following Trading Nymph’s Fibo lines on Apple. Price target raised to $520.
that price target was established over a year ago.
Swoooossshhhh…