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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BEARSHITTERS OF THE WORLD UNITE

You guys should all gather around the fireside tonight and concoct some brand-fucking-new SocGen rumors. Or, you can make some shit up about MS or C, both stocks suck. As you know, rumors are only lies if proven so.

It appears I am off by 2% at the moment.

Back to the beach.

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25 comments

  1. sspiff

    Death Cross! Mercury Retrograde! BAC loses ten trillion in weimar republic government script. A plague of Locusts! To the FAZ mobile.

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  2. razorsedge

    sip wine,find a candle, get a sitter fer the kids, tell ur wife u lov her, f this mkt…

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    • Mrs. Dr. Fly

      You are a very sensitive man Mr. Razorsedge. He better do this or else I will bury his iPhone up the ass of a sting ray. I am not sure about the sitter though. We may not need one. Fly, Jr. has taken up surfing and his hormones are raging. He met a young lady and wants to take her on a zip wire through a tropical forest at night. Sounds like night time jackalope hunting at the Staten Island dump that my hubby used to take me when were dating.

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      • razorsedge

        i have 2 sons, went threw the same…lol

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      • winsef

        Oh my, the accuracy of this statement is scary. La Fly de Fem?

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        • JakeGint

          I think Mrs. Fly would take exception to being portrayed with an Amy Winehouse avatar.

          (She’s tonnes better looking than Amy (even sober), not to mention her husband)

          Although that is some funny shit, as usual, TC.

          _________

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  3. Yogi & Boo Boo

    I guess the bears didn’t eat their Wheaties, drink their Kool Aid, eat their power bars today. LOL.

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  4. TraderRick

    Hmm, I’m sure I can whip up some bearish rumors. How about, Spanish and Italian bonds being proped up by the ECB, no issuance of Euro bonds, European financial transaction tax, world economic slowdown, cats and dogs living together.

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  5. EV

    OK, how about this rumor: ShittyBank lets a common criminal fully pay off a $353K mortgage with a money order from “Secretary of the Treasury Hank M. Paulson, Jr”. What fool would believe that one?

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  6. john1

    still long and strong full positions off the bottom here, fuck retard bears, the world has been ending tomorrow every day.. or so i hear, how’s that been working bears?

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  7. razorsedge

    this mkt kinda reminds me of one of those reverse morgages, its pays u and at the end u die or get kicked out….

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  8. theedge111

    Who need rumors when the fundementals are all bearish?

    Dell missed AH. Should be another fine day for the bear shitters tomorrow. Carry on.

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  9. TeahouseOnTheTracks
    TeahouseOnTheTracks

    OEW Daily Recap: Hat Tip to Tony

    “The market sold off overnight but recovered some heading into the close. Throughout the day the market traded between yesterday’s SPX 1204 high and the OEW 1187 pivot range. This pivot, btw, acted as resistance on thursday/friday, and has now acted as support on monday/tuesday. The short term OEW charts remain positive as long as this pivots +/- 7 point range holds. A break lower would suggest Intermediate wave v [down] is underway. A push through yesterday’s high [spx 1204] would suggest the OEW 1222 pivot is the next target.”

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  10. razorsedge

    banks stated today resume foreclosures , hello supply glut, unless the gobment starts buyin n rentin um out

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