iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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PREPARE FOR PAIN

I am now up 50%+ on my TZA calls. Do you how I timed the market top to the exact day? Ask around and you will understand that there is a sublime harmony of mathematical precision present here on iBC. You just need to know where to find it and unlock its treasures. My accounts remain flush with cash at 60%, awaiting for the chance to buy back in cheap.

You fuckers are simply too nebulous to play on the same field with me.  Most of you are red commies, dressed in capitalist pig uniforms, decrying the unfairness of life in general due to rich guys fucking up the world. This Halloween, be sure to take your nebulous asses over to your local costume store for a Joseph Stalin uniform. You can masquerade around town, taking candy from little rich kids and then giving it to poor kids throwing D batteries at one another.

You deserve what you get and most of you deserve nothing.

Bottom line: this isn’t pain. We are undergoing a benign sell off, which is going to lead to a flush. As always, “The Fly” is in the tall grass, waiting for a chance to go in for the kill.

Top picks: DECK, TZA

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31 comments

  1. schizo1688

    can we have that OB and OS scale again ?

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  2. Rocky

    No pain no gain

    Mr. Balboa

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  3. yellow

    for bull or bear

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  4. Falcontrader

    My high school gymnastics coach (flying rings in college) used to tell us “It’s only pain, don’t worry about it”.”>

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  5. Geoduck

    The forecast calls for pain…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IrdMyQSKr8

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  6. razorsedge

    still in cash…

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  7. willis

    What’s your prediction for the fight?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1TxiVhrkZA

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  8. drummerboy

    nebulous red commie ? ha

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  9. HalfBloodPope

    “Portfolio consists of equal percentages of AMRN CRZO TC TSLA GSVC Opinions would be much appreciated.”

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  10. GYSC

    Taipan in the grass?

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  11. drummerboy

    all you had to do was throw on some atm calls on bidu on friday, sell before close today,then take off the rest of the year.

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  12. seeker

    I’m sitting back drinking a quad espresso from sbux……

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  13. jimmie

    you are on fire lately

    eat plenty of clumps of that honey i mentioned

    it’s an elixir and is better than drugs

    you can get it al whole foods

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  14. go2jupiter

    DEAR IBC:

    Vote thumbs down if I am “mentally ill”

    Vote thumbs up if you want a nice surprise

    If you don’t know me, checkout the King of the PG

    This is important.

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  15. jimmie

    at ^

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  16. razorsedge

    never look a gift fly in the mouth..

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  17. mutabaruka

    As I have been preaching and will continue to preach until AAPL is a $1000, sell everything leverage your mpneyvand buy this do gooder. In the meantime I will continue shomping.

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  18. razorsedge

    hum, the mkt doesnt seem to be fading, as of yet, missed my chance to get in yesterday. clne, lng

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  19. moolaheaven

    “take your nebulous asses over to your local costume store for a Joseph Stalin uniform” – Quote of the YEAR Comrade! HAHAHA!!!!

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  20. JTU

    I don’t know, I think stocks will get a bounce as soon as a deal is announced!

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    • Geoduck

      No deal for a while. Congress is having too much fun kicking 0bama’s ass.

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  21. FIG

    There won’t be any deal until August 2 at 11:59pm.

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  22. Quint

    That a way…stir up the panic.

    I hope everyone panics and interest rates skyrocket to 12%…then I’ll go and put all my money in CDs and take the next 10 years off.

    Unfortunately, the bond market doesn’t seem to care about any of this nonsense.

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