iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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WE ARE GOING FUCKING HIGHER

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Everything you see here today is Hollywood. Like the fake lunar landing, investors are fooling themselves by underestimating the power of the Bearded one. He will smite you will great vengeance and authority. I warned you about your horrible transgressions and pleaded with you to correct your ways. You chose to believe in the sleeveless dinner jacket crowd, zerohedging yourself short amidst negative news flow, only to find yourself here several weeks later looking for guidance.

I am not here to teach you anything. Instead, I will tell you everything, as it pertains to this market and what should be done.

Play it close to the vest and keep cash reserves; but be long. The days are long now and the summer nights will warm the sentiments of the most ardent of bears. Truth be told, there isn’t much time for you to waste and not too much upside left. However, the one thing I can tell you, this market should not be shorted.

With my money, I like CRZO, VCLK, DECK and GSVC most today. I never lose and I don’t bitch and complain when I do.

Be gone now and tell the world “The Fly” is watching, every second of the day.

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27 comments

  1. go2jupiter

    FUCKING FIRST

    hahaha

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  2. alf44

    …in the land of the blind … the one eyed man is king !

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  3. drummerboy

    can ya see me now

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  4. drummerboy

    advertisers, mother grabbers’ should be grateful for the opportunity in itself,fuck what they sell

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  5. Po Pimp

    “I’m gonna get those bitches.” – The Ben Bernak

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  6. panamaorange

    Fed cant do any more stimulus, bond buying, or easing unless that ends. Because it WILL send UGA gasoline past the highs from a few years ago.
    Don’t overestimate tim and Benny. They are paralyzed by expensive gas. If they touch that printing lever, we are shooting above 5$ gas in days. Would backfire instantly.

    Can’t see a reason to be bearish, or bullish up here in this consolidation zone. Its a gamble on outcomes of ECB summit and budget debate in US. I am considering fishing for some YHOO or RIMM calls, however.

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    • panamaorange

      By “unless that ends” , i meant the oil surge since the SPR debacle. Got cutoff thanks to the inherent instability of apple safari browser. Makes me pine for the days of Netscape.

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      • drummerboy

        well over 4 bucks a gallon now,deeper in the city it’s almost 5

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  7. heaterman

    Thumbs up if you think Obama is using the strategic petroleum reserve release as a mini QE3.

    Thumbs down if you think he is just an imbecile.

    Hmmm maybe a person would want to be able to choose both……..

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  8. Quint

    Fly is getting belligerent…I mean more belligerent …

    …which means he is either on his A-game, or the market is about ready to give him a smack down.

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  9. Dubz

    LOL @ – “You chose to believe in the sleeveless dinner jacket crowd,”

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  10. The_Real_Hmmm

    I might take a shot at some Chinese bullshit. I’ve been doing some reading on them and basically all of the VIEs are not to trick US investors, but to work around Chinese government. Wrap that around your head. Don’t get me wrong, there are shady ass motherfuckers out there ready to take your wallet under the guise of a NY Yankees hat tip, but there has been a contagion with the ADRs; perhaps not every one is trash.

    At first glance, AMCN is one stock where the SEC has written them several letters and the company has appropriately responded. The last correspondence has the SEC stating they have no further questions. Interesting. Just a thought as some of these have been basing and have large potential risk/reward.

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  11. norcal

    FUCKING HILARIOUS!!

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  12. The Plumbers Crack
    The Plumbers Crack

    All my friends will be at the sleeveless dinner jacket dinner!

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  13. sniper6

    The sleeves on my dinner jacket are extra long. I wear it with my arms crossed over my chest and the ends of the sleeves tied together behind my back.

    That’s why I don’t post often anymore, typing with the tip of my nose is tough to do. Especially with this hockey mask on.

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  14. go2mars

    Sleeveless dinner jackets, THERE’s THAT 155 IQ AGAIN!! I’m going to make me one of those for weddings and funerals (but never for business). Suit-shorts like cousin Balki wears; those are fully acceptable (conservative even), but sleeveless dinner jackets are might raise an eyebrow amongst the 30+ crowd.

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  15. Green Machine

    Eyeing AFL going into earnings next week…

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