iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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iBankCoin is NOT For Everyone

I’ve never meant to insult anyone in particular, just everyone in general. While some of you are accustomed to middle class pikers, begging for your business on the internets, “The Fly” couldn’t give two fucks and a gay moose about that shit. When you come to iBC understand that it is not for you. That might be difficult for you to process, as it goes against the grain of logic, pertaining to business. However, if you could understand for a brief moment that iBC represents 0.002% of my annual income, you will know to shut the fuck up.

Again, no disrespect is intended to hardcore iBC’ers who have been through the ups and downs of this fucktarded market. Its been a war in the markets over the past 4 years and if you are in the black from then to now, I tip my cap to you, Sir.

As for you other little bastards complaining about the culture of iBC, LEAVE NOW, else I will have one of my agents break yours arms off and club you to death with your own elbows.

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80 comments

  1. John Merriwether
    John Merriwether

    This comment is not on fire.

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    • John Merriwether
      John Merriwether

      Better to be punching people in the face than be on fire.

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  2. charlie

    Does this mean a handful of loud-mouthed bearTARDS are about to be banned? *fingers crossed*

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    • Frog playing a colorful accordion in a small Italian village
      Frog playing a colorful accordion in a small Italian village

      People who are making a million percent a year, according to them– but then they never share their time and date stamped trade like Fly does. Those folks sound like those spam ads for newsletters that come in email all the time “Double your money every week” LOL.

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  3. HalfBloodPope

    My motto has always been, “If we don’t sell it you don’t need it.”

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  4. Hugh Hendry

    Do the Hugh

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  5. flyaway18

    No One, sorry I missed your post last night.
    I grew up in Winthrop and return there as often as I can for those great roast beef sandwiches at Kelly’s in Revere.

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  6. Belly of the Beast
    Belly of the Beast

    They’re Gaying Up The Ocean !

    http://youtu.be/W19wr5rXVHk

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  7. Sid

    **Yawn** boring.

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  8. theedge111

    Ahh

    Fresh short entries….

    Lots of individual pig stocks to short here. This is turning into a stock picker/crusher market. Bear shitters and bullshitters can make money in this environment.

    Fuck the SPY and all of those other fucking indexes. Do your homework and you can make money both ways.

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  9. jimmie

    FLY, you’re BANNED

    ROFLMAO!

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  10. Fly's Mama

    Is this how I taught you? What with all of those foul and vulgar words. Grab a chair and go into time out young man.

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  11. john

    Fly the only issue I may have with you is that you simply remind me of myself, I figuratively crush people on a daily basis, all driven by competition and the will to be better. But I find your style of writing, blunt, refreshing and comical at times in this business full of nerds. All the while I occasionally get the slight urge to punch you in the face I still commend you for somehow holding my interest and somehow managing to show a human side while talking so much shit.

    Side note: Congrats to everyone that made a lambo in this week’s market….

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  12. tdstrike

    Ban all the dicksucking bearshitters but one, so that he may go back to his zerohedge tribe and tell of the horrors he’s seen and of the oncoming storm.

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  13. alf44

    “…club you to death with your own elbows…”

    THAT … is pure gold !

    Hilarious !!!

    .

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  14. Maximus

    this blog is the only thing i can read for more than 5 mins, whether it be a newspaper, magazine, research report, watching my awful woman’s world cup team that got struck by lighting, etc.

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  15. Trading Nymph

    Sucky Week for this Nymph…Stupid Rally and a bitch slap to my sweet little dollar. But, window dressing is over and the world has to deal with the weak PMI’s hitting the wires tonight.

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    • Wilco

      Yep,Geece was anti-climatic, “air ball” as they say..The french guy was the one who got roughed up this week. (who isn’t actually french)

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    • TA

      Why can’t you just go with the flow?
      Seriously your opinion is just getting in the way of you making money

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    • TeahouseOnTheTracks
      TeahouseOnTheTracks

      TN is the new DD in disguise … if she didn’t rake it in short the last six weeks she will be feeling the wrath of the margin Margies soon as her trading account blows up ala DevilDog who had to borrow from his dad to maintain positions unless she is really just a paperhanger.

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      • Trading Nymph

        Tea..Not a paperhanger but I don’t mess with margins. I would have love to have been here when Devil Dog was around….Bind Dead, He’s back home now..and actually he offered to fund some programs over in Germany, so hot for their IT, “oh we are partners now, let me see your IT”…lol. ….Wilco, This huge rally smells like just one huge short squeeze, Greece was just a distraction of some really great calls around the world paying off on the end of QE2…..TA, Don’t want to be a trend player, I need to understand this.

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        • Po Pimp

          Seems like the only thing you have been understanding the last 2+ years is how to get your face ripped off.

          If the S&P goes to 2,500 then finally crashes to 1,300 are you going to say “I told you so.”?

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          • Trading Nymph

            Po..not with these lame PMI’s that are coming out tonight. IMHO we could continue to have this stupid rally but it really does appear this “rally” this week was just a wash and rinse.

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          • Po Pimp

            How is it different from the lame PMI’s that came out in 2009 or 2010 for that matter?

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        • Bind Dead Aphid

          “Funding.” Haha. I genuinely like things Chinese, but please. We’re closer to a millennium than not on “the books” when it comes to “Piracy.”

          Funding.

          As a gentleman to someone attempting to be a lady, good luck.

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  16. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Priceless.

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  17. Big Tyme

    I started coming to this website because of “The Fly’s” vulgar and vitriolic words, but now I come to see people get “banned”. I don’t care who you are: that shit is funny.

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    • xxxHuggieBearxxx
      xxxHuggieBearxxx

      funny, i originally came here because he was calling every ebb and flow of the market pretty accurately….then all of a sudden he just started buying WNR no matter what the fuck was going on in the world.

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      • The Fly

        WNR is an extension of my cock.

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        • Dontbelieveonevulgarword
          Dontbelieveonevulgarword

          Is that why you cut it off at the bottom and then claimed a victory? You must have really been short WNR and now you’re shorter?

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  18. Dinosaur Trader

    I remember back in 2007 when the Fly was happy to have people visit his blog.

    He’d be like, “Hey, thanks for stopping by and reading about what I think about the markets.”

    I don’t miss those days.

    -DT

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    • The Fly

      You are a liar. I NEVER said that.

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      • alphadawgg

        Oh, yes I remember you said stuff like that….just before you told everyone to go fuck a can of corn.

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        • Dr Fly

          Pffffffff

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          • franky

            you know. of all the hilarious shit the Monsieur says, i think my favorite is the can of corn. i mean, fuckin’ a can of corn has got to hurt.

            brings me to tears everytime i read it….

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          • go2mars

            “Punch off your moustache”

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  19. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    As of about a month ago, I am in the black “lifetime”, as measured from recorded trading results since 2004. The entire majority of which was due to results since 2008, and in no small part due to influences gained from here (though certainly not in total).

    Although, i did lose about 20% on a born position one time…. 😉

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    • xxxHuggieBearxxx
      xxxHuggieBearxxx

      thank you to whomever was generous enough to grant me that single upvote….i shall cherish it.

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  20. Asst. Mgr. at a Walmart food court
    Asst. Mgr. at a Walmart food court

    I was the first person the Fly ever banned. I ridiculed him on his prediction that Lehman would go to zero.

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    • xxxHuggieBearxxx
      xxxHuggieBearxxx

      i think, technically, you may have been proven correct.

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  21. J

    “As for you other little bastards complaining about the culture of iBC, LEAVE NOW, else I will have one of my agents break yours arms off and club you to death with your own elbows.”

    lol

    Marketing at its best.

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  22. jg

    prostrations. long live iBC.

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  23. JTU

    Fly I love you in a non-gay sort of way!
    You are spectacular!
    You are real!

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  24. Tutti

    While I dont always agree w Fly, you can’t argue that he’s as honest in the red as he is in the black. Go on twitter and see how many say they blew a trade, or god forbid down for the year. His prose is original and hilarious to boot. Lastly 99% don’t pay so how can you get offended? Get some thick skin bitches.

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  25. MetalLeg

    As a kid, hearing the phrase, “who was that masked man” was always associated with the Lone Ranger.

    Today, that masked man is The Fly and I think I found a picture of him without his mask.

    http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/11775649/2/istockphoto_11775649-weird-doctor-with-syringe-xxxl.jpg

    Seriously, those who are offended by anything The Fly writes should find the nearest broomstick and shove it up their ass, bristle end first.

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  26. The Fly

    My first FlyonWallstreet blogs, back in 2006
    http://flyonwallstreet.blogspot.com/2006_08_06_archive.html

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    • sam

      no wnr buys back in 2006 wtf

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    • Thomas

      Wow. The comment in those blogs were far more vitriolic than they are today.

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    • etfpivottrader
      etfpivottrader

      “I cannot promise you stellar picks. However, I can promise: I will make an assclown out of myself, less than the many blowhards over at thestreet.com.”

      With vocabulary like “assclown” who wouldn’t want to read the Fly?

      Long live the “culture” of IBC and the words of Le Fly!

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  27. Yabollox

    When I was a kid there was a store in town that had their sign hung upside down. It worked.

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  28. Bullish

    Best teevee on the internets. Not only does iBC provide an interesting perspective on the market, this shit is very funny. Fly also provides you all with some valuable info on how to be a true gentleman. Pay attention.

    So Fly, Hardwood flooring, maple or spanish cherry?

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  29. Colonel von Ryan
    Colonel von Ryan

    I knew this bitch was a con artist. Problem is you can’t sue a crack addict / prostitute for damages… http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/01/nyregion/strauss-kahn-case-seen-as-in-jeopardy.html?_r=1&hp

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  30. Dayman

    FLY do you ever go back and look at some of your old flings like FTK, SD, SQM etc? Or are you the ‘hit it and quit it’ type?

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  31. kwonk03

    Looking at that old blogspot brings back memories…

    Hey Fly, consider this a testament from one loyal follower… at the beginning of 2007, I came back from Fallujah, Iraq with 50K in my account… but unwilling to squander on cars and hookers like most of my jarhead devildogs were doing. My little interest on pico projectors somehow led me to your Fly on Wallstreet blog, and I thought i found me a goldmine… it was my kind of site with that rough humor and just seriously intelligent reasonings… shit you made trading feel manly and respectable.

    Beyond picops, I went to battle with you on your convictions with carbon nanotubes, chinese milk powders, green energy drinks, buffalo wings, even some bullshit video phones for dried up old people.

    While this isn’t a success story, as I was AWOL without internet or interest in Africa and Asia during the bank crisis in 2008.. and my account lost over 80%… I still want to say that your site was the first site I went back to reading daily once I ended up back on earth getting a boring office job in manhattan like all the other slaves.

    Ever since, I’ve been back on board with your brilliant picks of frack and crack and weiners. I’m slowly climbing up to reclaim black on my war money and hope to splurge on the splendours of PPT once i get some +’s.

    To keep this short rather than keep going another five paragraphs… Fly, I could not go a day without reading your posts these days in my boring ass day, often refreshing to see if there were another post. It’s just too damn funny… remarks clever and outrageous, music choice respectably eclectic from arcade fire to mobb deep, you get plenty street cred. No wonder you got so many man-crushes on this board… including a veteran jarhead infantry machine gunner like myself.

    Keep writing and don’t mind these bitches. I know my place as well, as i’m nothing to you and all i am is a leech off your logic and intelligence. Heck don’t mind that… thank you sir may i have another.

    Maybe I will post again in another 3 years… (by the way i’m not that missing Devildog guy)

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  32. jt

    ..”culture of ibc..” – now that’s really funny! Snake oil not selling well recently? No worries sycophants, even though not making $ their egos will come to the rescue!
    Regards

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  33. JakeGint

    Free Willie Shakes… and news of a possible Blackened Cross. Tomorrow will call the tale.

    _____________

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  34. dave

    Even though I have guys trying to bum money off me every time I stop at a gas station, BWLD is packed every night.

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  35. better man

    Is your love affair with BORN over.???? are you tempted to buy at 5 bucks…. you recall you loved it over 10

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  36. razorsedge

    something to think about, what % of gov spending is GDP. 39.8% is the no# i get (fom the net) so if gov spending in states, fed are down after qe2 . so as we go forward and if jobs dont get better what will be the impact? u can only fire so many people to get ur profits up.

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  37. ryno

    Silver call not working out… silver heading to 28ish …sell silver now

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  38. razorsedge

    dumped everything in 1 acc. but did not buy tza yet, will buy back monday ,,,,or not.lol

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  39. razorsedge

    the french r pissed at r justice system, strauss-kahn bull shit , hahahahahahahaha. but how come they didnt check her background first?

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  40. Frog playing a colorful accordion in a small Italian village
    Frog playing a colorful accordion in a small Italian village

    Certainly looks like someone wanted him out of the picture during some key discussions at the IMF.

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  41. Frog playing a colorful accordion in a small Italian village
    Frog playing a colorful accordion in a small Italian village

    Am reading that the new IMF head got confirmed 2 days ago. Amazing what some folks can get away with.

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  42. ryno

    refiners selling off….

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  43. Real Texan

    We need to lose these wierd Frost Bank advertisements where ugly people move around and then stop. It might scare young children.

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  44. jworthy

    Up 21.77% thanks to your daily gospel over the last four years. Hatez-gun-hate.

    To your continued success

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