iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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CONQUERSHIP

Up 2.63% today, now pushing 10% for the year–as predicted. I sold out of FAS and calls towards the end of the day. All in all, I am still 97% long and I intend to sell. However, truth be told, greed on an unprecedented scale is holding me back. My greed is so big, so magnanimous, it makes Donald Trump look like a charitable, warm man. I promise to sell some shit tomorrow.

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28 comments

  1. Abha

    I regret not buying some TZA before the close.

    Oh well

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  2. FrankWhite

    Today was the day to get long. Markets positive on first day of month 136% of the time.

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    • kohai

      I thought that May 31st.. will be happy if you are correct sir.

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  3. Marc David

    Congrats Fly! Time for a Creatine and Beta-Alanine cocktail?

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  4. clegger_2000

    Rick Ross Y’all!

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  5. Thomas

    You’re probably the only financial blogger that wears a top hat and white gloves, yet still has street cred.

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  6. Johnny2time

    You know the Fly is feeling real strong when he breaks out the Ricky Ro.

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  7. Juiceyfruit

    nice run Senor .. well done, u greedy muthafocker 8)

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  8. TeahouseOnTheTracks
    TeahouseOnTheTracks

    OEW Daily Recap:

    “The close above the 1313 pivot, and the pivot range, is quite positive and exactly what we mentioned was required to get an uptrend going. It certainly looks like the low is in and an uptrend confirmation appears imminent. Short term support is now at the 1313/1303 pivots, with resistance at SPX 1345 then the 1363/1372 pivots. The market remains quite overbought, a sizeable pullback can occur at any time.”

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  9. razorsedge

    any thoughts on the debt ceiling?

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    • razorsedge

      that would throw the fly in the ointment.

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    • A Mönkey with an Umlaut Which is Actually Two Bullets Going Over My Head
      A Mönkey with an Umlaut Which is Actually Two Bullets Going Over My Head

      its going to be raised…count on it.

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    • Johnny2time

      No chance it’s not raised, we’ve got at least 12 months of solid rally ahead of us.

      Stay long until the printing stops.

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  10. kohai

    Congrats boss — S.A.M!

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  11. Bill Johnson

    Fly, you don’t think the pullback will wait until Tuesday?

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  12. mike barker

    You mindless, groveling synchophants. Aren’t you ashamed to be hysterically cheering on a very average financial blogger? Calling him “Boss” and “Senor”. WTF? “Please Sir, may I have another?” Jesus, have you assholes no self-respect? Up a measly 10% for the year but until a few weeks ago ? What is so great about the “time machine”, a very ordinary OB/OS oscillator available free at countless financial services websites?
    Fly…you are a fake. I think I’ll start a financial website and collect a fee from the idiots, too.

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  13. Dr Funk

    DOW +150
    FAZ -0.28

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

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  14. sam

    433.98 YEAR
    Quarters 20.37% 32.30% 38.59% 43.10% 32.4 % 27.69% – – – – – –

    Q1 Performance120.71%
    Q2 Performance 89 46%

    Thats my year fly…. but I am better than you so do not feel bad.

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  15. Ruben The Cuban
    Ruben The Cuban

    Hell of a run you’re on Fly, hell of a run. Greed is seriously messing with me too, been thinking of unloading the SODA I picked up last week, but it keeps making me happy I haven’t. Thankfully DANG gave me back what RENN took away. Lamenting the WNR I sold weeks ago at break-even when it dropped…

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  16. lol

    no homo as you say, but has anyone ever told you you have big balls that are only outmatched by the size of your WNR?

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  17. stinkystank

    Senior LeFly’s cock has girth? No?

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