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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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The Great Spectacular Continues

“The Fly” saw his gains expand today by 2.1%, pushing his year to date returns to 7%. The story of the day is not Greece, but the banks. I went long BAC, FAS, as well as a variety of call options, betting the banks will get their turn, AND MORE. I stated earlier this week you would witness “The Fly” take his paltry low single digit gains to double digits “in no time at all.” Well, I am doing exactly that, with ease and class.

I went about my day in a very dignified manner, which is why I am able to speak to you with such pride and unchecked hubris. I did not day trade in and out of small shares, like some other weird bloggers out there. And, I didn’t tweet and retweet about stories of doom. I started my day watching a strange woman on CNBC conduct a broadcast with a gas mask on, while eating oats from my oversized bowl. Then, I hurried over for a swim, while entering my bank buys. At the end of the day, I came out on the winning team.

Crack spreads rampaged higher today, helping push HOC to new all time highs. With a little patience, you will see WNR at $20+ in no time at all. Upon WNR touching down on $20, I will cut the heads off of all of the dicksuckers who besmirched me for going long the name (I know who you are and where you live). I will activate iBC’s Orbital Space Cannon (OSC) and vaporize your fucking house pets.

In closing, I will be doing another Q&A on StockTwits tonight, starting at 11:30, ending at 12am. Be there or not, either way it doesn’t make a difference to me.

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35 comments

  1. outofmiddleclass
    outofmiddleclass

    Fly is god! $WNR to 25!

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    • A Mönkey with an Illegally Obtained Umlaut
      A Mönkey with an Illegally Obtained Umlaut

      Fuck yeah! 5 more than 20 is good.

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  2. Juiceyfruit

    what kind of swim w/o you do, Senor?

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  3. flyaway18

    Why so late with the stocktwits Q&A as that is past my bedtime, some of us pikers have day jobs.
    A guy of your stature deserves prime time, not past bedtime.

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  4. Bullish

    Can someone with knowledge of StockTwits please explain how to access the Q&A session? Last time, all I could see were Fly’s responses. Aren’t you supposed to be able to see both the Questions and the Answers?

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    • Andy

      I was confused as well. I am not a StockTwits user but I stopped in for TheFly show. The “main” stream seemed to have all the questions but TheFly’s responses were only found on his own feed or twitter page.

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    • Hack

      Twits is useless in a question and answer format…especially when the answer is; yes, no, that’s exactly right, yes I bought it yesterday, it’s in my personal account; no, I’ll never buy that stock again…etc…etc

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  5. TheBigRagu

    Fly doing options?
    The world is ending!

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  6. Johnny2time

    “as well as a variety of call options…”

    that’s a first!

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  7. Aristotle

    We ARE NOT worthy! Your greatness is unparallelled!!!!

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  8. go2mars

    http://dont-tread-on.me/who-cares-about-your-bet-if-the-casino-is-demolished/

    Non-zero chance outcomes of extreme consequence should be examined.

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  9. speedius

    The Fly is Ron Swanson.

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  10. TeahouseOnTheTracks
    TeahouseOnTheTracks

    OEW Bottom Line:

    “Should this market clear the 1313 pivot we’ll likely get new uptrend confirmations. For now short term support is at the 1303/1291 pivots, with resistance at the 1313 pivot and then SPX 1345.”

    Breaking the 1313 pivot (1306-1320 spx) would confirm the 1258 bottom and the beginning of Major Wave3 … this is in line with Scott’s post that we can rally to 1320 and still be in a downtrend but conversely, breaking above 1320 confirms a new bull leg up.

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  11. shipwrecked&alone
    shipwrecked&alone

    Why do you guys buy time machines when crystal balls are selling much cheaper?

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  12. No One

    Do you swim with a lit cigarette in your mouth like the pearl jam drummer in the video?

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  13. Dr Fly

    For tonight’s Stocktwits q &a , tag your questions under the $fly stream for clarity.
    I am taking it over.

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  14. tom

    If by “all-time highs” on HOC you mean “52-week highs”, then yes, that’s true.

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  15. Belly of the Beast
    Belly of the Beast

    Weird Al’s got an awesome voice !

    Thumbs up for Jim Morrison ?

    http://youtu.be/y4sALru9IJk

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  16. The Fly

    Ok knucklebrains, come over to Stocktwits for a little chat.

    Search under $FLY stream

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  17. Frankie Gamwell

    Freakin love that album. 1991, I got my first real blowjob to that song…or maybe it was Alive. I’ll never forget that girl.

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