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Back to Hedonism

Whew, that double dip threat was real scary. I recall about 1 week ago, a small amount of perspiration began to accumulate near my right eyebrow. Upon seeing this, “The Fly” quickly jumped into the shower, then went for a swim and forgot all about it.

It’s time to eat grapes and beluga caviar again, while “feeling bad” for the unemployed. Everything is grand and life could not be better for the haves. If you are not in the club yet (net worth over $1 million), try harder and quit letting your brain get in the way of a good decision or two.

A few threads ago, a reader took great offense to my barrage of insults towards your person. You mustn’t take what I say personally, unless of course you are well deserving of it. After all, I single out no one; therefore, I offend no one. There is a certain art when drumming the heads of my enemies to dust. They come to iBankCoin everyday with great hopes that I will decline and drown in a baby pool filled with piss water. Howsoever, just when you think “The Fly” is losing, BAM, he fucking wins. It’s important that you understand EXACTLY what is transpiring here, as I am documenting the world’s greatest trader for present and future generations. Books will be written using my posts.

Nevertheless, you are part of history, as I climb the tall ladders of winship. As you readily know, I am in possession of the only time machine available for retail usage. And might I point out, it was right, yet again. Do not covet what is not yours and never whine, it sets bad precedent and you make yourself look weak in front of your wife and kids.

On the backs of UCO, WNR, CLF, TZOO, EXK, TKLC, NXPI, BGC as well as others, I pushed forward by 3% today.

Off to abduct farmers in Iowa.

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51 comments

  1. Abha

    Good job Fly!

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  2. Quint

    $1 million net worth is middle class…

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  3. Carsony

    So what has changed…Was this a pullback opportunity to buy or sell. ?

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  4. Keyser Söze

    What did Iowa farmers did to you? When you run your tests on them, you will find that they are good people.

    KS

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  5. Quint

    That “share this post” block is really starting to screw up the blog formatting…not that you care given all the ads on here lately, it is starting to look like Yahoo mail!

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  6. stan

    your amazing

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  7. Blago

    Hey Mr Fly can I borrow 30 bucks to buy some smokes?

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  8. LD

    94,700 shares of WNR traded after hours for $16.60 when the closing price is $17.08. When that happens, what’s going on?

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    • JakeGint

      Late registered trade.

      ______

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      • LD

        Just looked up ‘late trade.’ Here’s a definition…

        “Late trades, as the name implies, are trades that are reported to the Stock Exchange some time after the trade has been executed. There can be a number of reasons for this. Stocks have a market size, the size varying with each stock. If a trade is executed that is six times the Normal Market Size then the market makers, for stocks traded on the full list, do not have to report the trade for 1 hour after the trade was executed. Once reported, this would show as a late trade.”

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  9. Quint

    Finally some Talking Heads…about time we upgraded the music selections.

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  10. razorsedge

    back from chicago, was at at cboe, stock exchange, fed resurve,cme. met rick santelli (for a few seconds), now i am home.

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    • panamaorange

      Well, next time you meet Rick Santelli, tell him Im the guy who warned him of the commodity top. Had a friend, at a local Chicago “tea party” event, provide him this chart:
      http://chart.ly/wuasi87

      Rick’s response to my chart? – “Bladerdash! Go buy some copper and corn”

      After which they both proceeded to get hammered for weeks.

      I’m actually bullish on commodities down here, as of late last week. ERX and MOO in particular. But, point is, you don’t want to be taking trade advice from him.

      At the very least, ask him why he uses the word “Balderdash” . Is he a time traveler from 1909?
      http://tinyurl.com/3gfhwew

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      • JakeGint

        He used to say “Bullshit” all the time until one day he said it on air. The CNBS producers promptly put him in the lightless “Cool Hand Luke” spider hole for 17 days with only tepid water, pickled eggs and soft-cello Barry Manilow hits to pass the day.

        Now, he only says “balderdash” to just about everything.

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  11. blar

    defend the trend…

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  12. HalfBloodPope

    Did I mention GLUU last night and get three thumbs down? Let us look at the tape then.
    http://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2011/06/27/tech-is-revving-up/

    Three of you fuckers lost out on a nice pop from the meth of tech stocks.

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  13. Dr Fly

    If I don’t put ads on the site, how will Woodshedder eat?

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  14. GYSC

    “climbing tall ladders of winship” ,epic! nice.

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  15. Caruthers

    Disappointed that Rick Ross is not yet the official unofficial spokesperson for winning days on iBC.

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  16. the man

    Iowa is nice, except that we are swimming in a sea of chemicals, like Kerouac said…’the prettiest girls”…

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  17. STFU

    Took some profits off the table today and nibbled on a little TZA.
    Hope to buy back some of the stocks I sold today at lower prices!

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  18. drummerboy

    this is a pickers’ market

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  19. bababooey

    $1 million?!! Hahahaaaaaaa….that’s piker. What, do you live in the 90’s?

    I guess this explains why you run a “website”…

    “networth over $1 million”…hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa…

    hahahahahahahaaaa

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