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The Squeeze is On

You think the bulls are done pressing their God given rights? Think again, dicksucker. On Jupiter’s stone, your eyes shall be gouged out by the eagle of freedom, as I throw hot slices of pizza at homeless men near Wall Street.

“The Fly” will be spending the 4th of July festivities in DC this year,
from the confort of the best hotel that stupid city has to offer.
After that, I’ll be in Philly and all sorts of assholes cities in Penn. Mind you, the summer festivities have begun at Casa del Fly.

In case you were wondering, yes, I will be throwing jumping jacks at political motherfuckers, from the back of my 1980’s style limo.

For the day, I made lots of money. I am positioned in refiners, homies, steel and tech. Also, I bought UCO today, based upon the mathematical calculations of The PPT. With regards to silver: I told you it was at least a 5 day hold. You bitches have the brains of goats.

At the end of the day, you shall feel the wrath of the bearded clam soon, just in time for national festivities- m80’s in your face jack.

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20 comments

  1. Real Texan

    I for one, will be hedging WNR with a short position in BEXP. This rally might be faded.

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  2. stan

    fly must be up tons this year !!!! oh oh …its almost July and fly is way up on the year !!!!

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  3. panamaorange

    Unless this Greece vote fails, the EEM emerging market sector is set to go up at least another 10% by end of summer. That would drag the SPY sandp500 back to pre-osama highs.

    The weakest sector of the EEM is FXI China. However, China has been holding well, in spite of massive China tech stock crashes , and a 5 month Yuan rally. Either of those 2 catalysts should have caused a shanghai crash. Never happened.

    Unless the bears can produce a scare story that specifically targets the EEM nations, the sell off is done. Would need something major, like a failure of one of those dams in china. Being that they are made of cardboard and string, I can’t rule that possibility out.

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  4. Dinosaur Trader

    This post was especially aggressive.

    -DT

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    • Defensive indeud
      Defensive indeud

      His stock positioning is defensive, atleast he has to be aggressive on the blog superficially so that people think he is winning.

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  5. WTF!

    If I’ve told you once I’ve told you thousand times, it’s “caltrops” not “jumping jacks.”

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    • Po Pimp

      Growing up in the deep Souf my contemporaries had a different name with severe racial overtones. Definitely not allowed to post such material on a fine site like this.

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  6. punyandy

    The Hay Adams is indeud lovely.

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  7. cashew

    Philly is a fun city.

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  8. rookie

    i’m torn on oil… with both the euro and spy flying today we didn’t move… i bought one contract near 90 and at a minimum i think we’ll see a gap fill of 93.4 but i am not expecting too much more.

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  9. No One

    Heard of spell check?

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  10. TeahouseOnTheTracks
    TeahouseOnTheTracks

    Fly … when in Pennsy be sure to check out the National Railroad Museum and stay at the Lackawanna Hotel.

    You’re a little early for the Rails & Ales Brewfest but the kids can ride a steam train and tour a coal mine just like the immigrants and plebs of yesteryear ….

    http://www.radisson.com/scranton-hotel-pa-18503/pascrant

    http://www.nationalrrmuseum.org/en-us/default.aspx#

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  11. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Why in the fuck would you want to come to Philadelphia? Trust me when I tell you, you are better off steering clear of here. There is nothing to see here and nothing worth risking life and limb for. Why, just yesterday an unruly mob of a hundred or so people was running a muck attacking all manner of civilians, irrespective of gender.

    http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20110627_Woman_s_leg_broken__others_hurt_in_Spring_Garden_mob_attack.html

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  12. HalfBloodPope

    Lake Wallenpaupack is the only place I know in PA the CEO’s of NYC go to kick back. I unfortunately will be pirating the waters of Lake George due to an unforgiving work schedule.

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  13. mike barker

    Hate it when people confuse “your” with “you’re”. Instantly lose credibility and my interest. “Stan”, please get the fuck out.

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  14. go2mars

    Jupiter’s Stone: ?

    “Saturn devoured all of his children as soon as they were born. Realizing that her next child Jupiter would be susceptible to the same treatment, Ops hid him as soon as he was born and offered Saturn a large stone wrapped in swaddling clothes in his place. Saturn swallowed the stone, and was forced to disgorge Jupiter’s siblings in the process of ridding it from his digestive system. Jupiter returned from hiding to overthrow Saturn, assuming leadership over the cosmos and forcing Saturn to flee to Italy.”

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