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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Idiots Running Amuck

As I sit here grilling some chicken, heavily seasoned with lemon, olive oil, garlic, and large doses of fresh tarragon, I am reminded of the idiocy that plagues our society, whilst large explosions of fireworks reverberate in the background. A hotly debated topic these days is the dick pics of a certain Congressman, Anthony Weiner.

To think that any of you would support this vile man, granting him a continuance to serve the stupid people of New York is somewhat appalling and outright moronic. I want him out for one reason and one reason alone: he is a child. I don’t need people like him, clogging the arteries of my elected government. He offers nothing but distraction and should be sent to the gallows, to swing low, for his crimes again humanity.

Tomorrow afternoon, I must depart for two reasons: 1. My son’s 30k per year private school tuition for 2011-2012 is due. 2. I have business to attend to. You didn’t think there was a lack of business to attend to at Casa del Fly, did you?

Whether the market moves up or down tomorrow is immaterial to me. I do not have leverage in managed accounts and will be able to sustain any barrage of selling that you and your ilk might deem fit to inflict upon me. Once you understand that I am an aircraft carrier, compared to the flotilla you are traveling in, the attempts to school me on anything, sans fixing shit around the house, will cease at once.

If you are new to this site, I welcome you to click around a bit. We have a very diverse group of investors/traders here, with all sorts of ideas, stemming from a return to the gold standard to smoking pipe-hard. While I view my own opinions as paramount to all others, I’d be remiss if I didn’t suggest that you take in all of the splenour [sic] of iBankCoin, just prior to delving back into your dark world of Twitter and/or yahoo message boards.

Off to eat a very late dinner.

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39 comments

  1. Juiceyfruit

    77 views and nary a comment …… hmmm ….. 😮

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  2. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Was this a pre-warning that you will be nowhere to be found tomorrow? After a notable absence late last week?

    If so, i interpret this as bad mojo, as during your absences the market seems to act at its worst and in contradiction to the benefit of my positions. I do not claim to know which is causal.

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  3. tdstrike

    Tarragon on chicken? Must be an east coast thing, here in the mountains we grille’m straight so as not to lose the flavor of the growth hormones.

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  4. Don Yaschuk

    Amused that the globe and mail is selected as handing out gravitas.

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  5. panamaorange

    Gas prices (UGA) , not just oil prices, would have to take a trip below 3.40. Otherwise, the pump price sticker shock would be too great for QE3 to be implemented.
    Mideast instability is out of the fed’s control right now. Unless we find the political will to bomb facebook and twitter HQ, Gas will be too expensive to allow any more QE.

    But, the market is undervalued without QE3 being unnecessary

    XLB material stocks are now more undervalued, relative to commodities, than at last summer’s lows.:
    http://stockcharts.com/h-sc/ui?s=XLB:DBC&p=D&yr=1&mn=0&dy=0&id=p32051627781

    And Dividend paying stocks are becoming extremely undervalued, relative to low yielding bonds
    http://stockcharts.com/h-sc/ui?s=SDY:TLT&p=D&yr=1&mn=0&dy=0&id=p31708527990

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  6. Pete

    Sen. David Vitter bangs a prostitute in a motel room while his wife and kids are at home and is not forced out of the Senate, but a liberal tweets a photo of his cock and he is a monster?

    Tweets a pic of his cock vs actually fucking a prostitute. I cant wait to hear how the republicans make this a big deal on this forum. Its not a big deal to me. He never ran on “family values” that republicans love to run on with the gay bashing and religious superiority.

    Oh and yea, lets remember while Clinton was getting impeached by Gingrich, Gingrich was cheating on his wife ROFL!

    Nothing gets done in congress anyway. So how big a distraction is this if the senate is still moving at its all time slow pace.

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    • The Fly

      Why are you comparing, making this a left vs right debate? Absurd.

      Form an opinion without comparing it to something else.

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    • johnny2time

      “He never ran on “family values””

      Exactly, everyone should know by now that all libtards are pathological liars…their cause is just!

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      • discoordinated

        besides the person who broke the story apparently still has more and worse photos unreleased. That makes weiner a big blackmail target.

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      • JakeGint

        All due respect to your need to turn this into “two wrongs make a right” for your Weiner, but the problem was not in his odd behaviour, but in his Nixon-like attempt to cover it up by claiming “hacked” and throwing various and sundry under the bus to escape embarrassment.

        Or maybe his father-in-law.

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        • Yabollox

          Weiner lied for 10 days, then admitted what he’d done when it became apparent Breitbart had a lot more photos and identified him explicitly. He’d have kept the lie going if he could.

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  7. arizonaborderguard
    arizonaborderguard

    Been wondering for some time now how much your son’s tuition was. Thanks chief.

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    • JakeGint

      I don’t get why he has to go somewhere to send it in… lol…

      Fly my friend, do you pay in cash that has been secreted in an undisclosed location, like a summer house backyard in the Poconos, Tony Soprano-style?

      ________________

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  8. Bind Dead Aphid

    If any haut teachers at private school, might I suggest we recruit them for the new N. African IBC Resort & Hookah friendly casino?

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    • JakeGint

      Private school is not the place to find the hot teachers. However, I am amazed at the number of extremely hot numbers — usually public school teachers — who are found in compromising positions with their students.

      Here’s one that just got grabbed grabbing one of her students at our local Science & Math magnet school. This is a school, btw, that recently beat out NY’s Stuyvesant for total National Merit Scholarships…

      I guess some girls really DO like geeks?

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      • Po Pimp

        I’d pimp it out.

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      • Yogi & Boo Boo

        That’s a new way of describing it:

        “Earlier this week, Shafer was indicted on a charge of engaging in an unlawful transaction with a minor, and a new felony charge, custodial interference.”

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  9. flyaway18

    I was looking for the chicken rub I use to marinate my chicken, it’s called “Chicken Rub” Pride of SZEGED.
    It almost sounds like hedged or zerohedge, hmmm…
    Anyway, mix it with oil and lemon juice and it is quite tasty.
    No worries about eating late as long as you follow up with Marc David’s workout routine immediately after.

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  10. ric

    can not find a decent map showing the arizona fire area: help, so I will not be an idiot running amuck!

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  11. Dishobgyn

    dr fly
    Why are you holding OPEN? I amm just curiouse about your approach and rationale

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  12. Jimbo

    MAVS ROCK!!!

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    • Bullish

      LBJ is horrible! Ha! So nice to see him lose in such a miserable fashion.

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      • muktukchuck

        Holy shit does the NBA final look great on KING Lebron and Saint Chris Bosh — wear it well you freaking no character sacks of crap.

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  13. mystery

    I love his name, that makes the whole thing 10x better

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  14. One Upper

    bon appétit

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  15. Quint

    Mark Cuban started Broadcast.com in order to listen to college basketball games (Indiana, I believe) over the Internet and now he has an NBA Championshp…pretty amazing.

    Maybe he needs to run for President to renew the entrepreneurial spirit in this country.

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    • JakeGint

      You are correct, he is an IU grad.

      One other distinction… he sold his Yahoo stock (which he got for B’cast.com) BEFORE the bubble popped. Hence his ability to have kitchen cookouts in his backyard in University Park with John Mellencamp providing the entertainment….

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      • 500Kmin

        If I recall corretly, I don’t think he was able to sell it prior to the bubble popping(restricted for some period). I believe he bought a collar from Merrill, which saved his ass.

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        • JakeGint

          I think you are right… he hedged it immediately. And got rid of it as soon as he could. $5 bn for Broadcast.com…. lol, that was some serious piracy.

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      • Quint

        Goldman collared it for him…who else?

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  16. SteveTheNeighbor, Jr.
    SteveTheNeighbor, Jr.

    Uncle Fly. Is it true that Fly, Jr. will not be going to public school with me next year? You can’t do that. We are BFF. We were going to join the chess club together and we were going to try and play doubles on the tennis team. Plus Anna Ricci has a crush on him- don’t tell him I said that. My Dad said we can’t afford private school for me unless you buy more insurance from him. So, please buy more insurance from Dad. He said he can sell you a bunch. He said something about manhole liability insurance for those elderly people you keep kicking.

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  17. Yabollox

    Grandiose–

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