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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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King Cock

Believe me when I tell you, “The Fly” is looking “majestic” right now, practically floating throughout his office (NO HOMO), decked out in his “monarchy clothes” crown and all. The status of his cock, via WNR, is extraordinary (NO HOMO). It was rather limp this morning. However, as you can see by the current share price, things are looking up (NO HOMO).

Reason being: crack spreads are moving higher, thanks to gasoline dropping less than oil. It’s simply a matter of time before investors sashay, in droves, into the shares of WNR with reckless abandon (NO HOMO).

As for my other shit: I am banking coin in ZSL and TLT, but losing a few in AG/EXK. But the reason why I am “King Cock” is due to my magnificent cash horde, now oversized above 50%. With the market drowning in puddles, “The Fly” stands to benefit immensely vis a vis the direct purchase of your margin liquidation, VIZ.

If you are wondering as to when that might be, I counter with a casual statement, such as “none of your concern” or “see The PPT“, in order to ascertain suchness (NO HOMO).

NOTE: I cannot believe LFT is a fraud. Avoid any and all Chinese related stocks.

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35 comments

  1. Caffeinated

    It’s not gay in a three-way.

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  2. mango

    slope of hope

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  3. Joakim Noah

    You have yet to figure out the proper context in which to use the phrase “no homo”. Stop before you hurt yourself.

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  4. drummerboy

    cock me once shame on you, cock me twice shame on me. wnr, the race for first boner,i mean cocksucker.

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    • Bullish

      LOL – hidden due to low comment rating? I like this new feature.

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  5. Juiceyfruit

    The Fly is obsessed with his WNR.

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    • TJWP

      I think that if you try to make money betting against the senior, then you will be broke in poor order. He makes mistakes like anyone else, but also operates at a level far above most.

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  6. Aristotle

    I have been told that when the Fly takes a piss, he wields his WNR like a 44″ Louisville slugger.

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  7. Bullish

    What the hell are these thumbs?

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    • drummerboy

      found a new way to get banned? who knows,shit feature though, too nit picky

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  8. Trading Nymph

    Tonight we are getting German GDP data, along with Ifo Data from them (that is a survey of about 7000 companies on what they see and how they are doing). Eur/USD appears to be holding 1.4050/75 and US Dollar is staying over 76.00….will be interesting what the pros in the last hour will do…I see a continued move down because our little dollar got to rest, we will see.

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    • john

      What markets do you trade and at what time frames do you trade at?

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      • Trading Nymph

        US Equties..DRR, SMN, FXP, FAZ, VXX, AUY, GIVN…but I am a bit of a junkie and watch all global markets and currency, commodities, etc…

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        • Trading Nymph

          Time Frame is long term, At my site I do minute to minute comment on daily moves to keep my skills, but my thesis is that China Govt caused a huge commodity bubble of too much easy money (now illegal hot money) which created a global belief of global growth. The balance of Supply vs true demand is so out of wack. I got really burned in 2008 following US Markets only with a micro analysis, I have been trying to learn to see the bigger picture.

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        • Po Pimp

          Let’s take a look here. Percent gains you need to get back to April 2009 levels:

          DRR: 20% (You might get this one)
          SMN: 510% (Doesn’t look good)
          FXP: 290% (Doesn’t look good)
          FAZ: 1,630% (Oh shit)
          VXX: 1,730% (Double oh shit)
          AUY: You’re up 40%, way to go.
          GIVN: You’re up 170%. Very impressive good call

          Now let’s take this into consideration. The only thing you’re making any money on are long equities. All your inverse shit is way down save the DRR. Please learn from this.

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  9. panamaorange

    We will get around a 6 to 7% bounce. But, it could be 10% , if glenn beck gets his followers into “hindenburg omen” bear mode–like last summer.

    The only reason consumer staples are outperforming is, Russian soldiers love the great taste of canned purina.

    http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2011/05/23/Russian-troops-fed-dog-food-marked-beef/UPI-70891306155023/

    In soviet russia, chuck wagon chases you!

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  10. Boy George

    I just luv these things called stocks!!

    A well balanced equity portfolio with a smidge of speculative beta are a welcoming accessory to my spring, east hampton, fashion collection. (FULL HOMO)

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  11. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    whatthe FUCK are these little thumbsup/thumbs down icons????

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  12. Trading Nymph

    This hiding the unpopular comments sucks. Totally Lame imho. I always piss everyone off so I and many others will never be read…so why bother to post?

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  13. Fly Junior

    Fuck it.

    Everyone’s comments shall be downgraded.

    None of you are worthy to read this blog.

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  14. MOOBER

    Hidden due to no homo comment rating. Click here to see.

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  15. Art Cashin

    These hidden comments have really cleaned up the joint.
    Finally I can read the Fly in peace. The animals are being contained.

    I’m too old for this shit.

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  16. T.Funke

    These TU/TD icons blow (NO HOMO)

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  17. Mike

    wtf????

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  18. Bob the Builder
    Bob the Builder

    Tiger, Maverick and Eton Park… Definitely didn’t anticipate seeing them as major holders of LFT… Unreal.

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  19. HalfBloodPope

    Just got back from St. Maartin. Happy to see the Hedge Fund Managers at LFT will be getting it in the ass very shortly as well as AMRN GLUU and OME behaving very nicely while I was away. Unreal how you can have the most amazing beaches in the world plagued by vagrants walking around trying to sell absolute crap. Unreal how lazy/unfriendly the island people are considering their world is solely based on tourism. Needless to say scuba/golf was amazing and getting drunk and throwing my Cuban cigars at locals trying to sell aloe massages put the icing on the cake.

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    • HalfBloodPope

      And what is this hack Facebook “Like/Dislike” bullshit.

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      • Jakegint

        We had that shit long before Facebook ever did and don’t you forget it, Noobstein.

        Apparently, Fleremy has figured out how to put it back without getting back-door hacked.

        __________

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  20. jimmy_two_times
    jimmy_two_times

    Been following for a year as a sub.

    FLY’s trades and guidance reminds me of Marcus Aurelius in the Colesium where he telling his men to hold their positions, and then step out at the precise moment.

    He shall be proven right again with WNR.

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    • jimmy_two_times
      jimmy_two_times

      sorry meant Maximus

      before you unleash the hounds

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