Aside from the asinine moves in silver, volatility has screeched to a halt. I find myself looking at my screen, wishing I was somewhere else. For the first time in a long time, I am speechless, with nothing of substance to offer. I am not selling or buying. I can’t stand arabic revolutions and I believe President Obama is Rosemary’s baby. There isn’t much more to say, other than “don’t short a dull market.”
Fuck you if you believe I am ripping off cliches and calling them my own. I invented it, prove otherwise else feel the force of a pinless hand grenade under your bullshit pleather chair from staples.
I haven’t shaved in about a week and I am carrying rambo knives again. I dare anyone of you little fast food eating bitches to fuck with me. I will cut your arms and legs off and toss your torso into the heart of Chinatown.
Speaking of which, Chinese lottery stocks are behaving bezerko. Did I spell that right? Is bezerko even a word?
The daily swings of the Chinese listed shares make me sick. I just want to drive to Long Island, find the CEO’s of these companies, and vomit on their faces—exorcist style. That’s all, moving on.
Despite the pullback in crack spreads, I hope you homos understand 321 spreads @ $23+ is still insanely lucrative. The refiners, without a doubt, are buys.
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Sounds like the weekend is coming just in time for you !
first. when will WNR hit 20?
All $16 stocks roll $20 after a proper waiting period – patience.
like the 80-120 roll huh
WNR is going to 20 soon, I can feel it.
Chinese stocks are for suckers, pure bezerko fuckery. Used to do that shit, now my mailbox is full of class action suit notices for many of them. DONT TRUST THE LITTLE RED DEVILS!
dont forget to sign up for the booty. thats why they’re adr’s lol
I love reading your posts ROFLAO thank you.
“Speaking of which, Chinese lottery stocks are behaving bezerko. Did I spell that right? Is bezerko even a word?”
I see money to be made 🙂 Thank you again
I just thought of Team America fuck ya LOL
Freedom isn’t free, bitches.
Yeah, but Freudian is free. I just shorted LNKD. Why don’t you own any of your recent top 10?
smart move that stock aint worth shit IMO.
President Obama is Rosemary’s baby, LOL. Possessed by the military industrial complex and Goldman Sachs, just like every other president of the past few decades. Oh, wait, GS can’t be the devil. They are doing God’s work.
Herb the bearshitter is getting a lot of TV time today. Everybody else taking Friday off?
time for a 2 1/2″ prime rib and a real cold one.this whole week sucked gorilla balls. didnt buy,and didnt sell.
Ummm, I wouldn’t call Outback “fast food” my friend…3/8 of an inch sirloin tonight
you going to outback for steak ?
Do you really think it’s beef steak?
Truedat! My local Outback knows me by name.
cool
Have some fried eggs and potatoes with that sirloin.
Nibbling at end of day on some of the most eggregiously slammed issues on my watch list.
Gold is quietly moving off its base.
get ready for the rocket,the debasement is occuring as we speak. these spikes in the buck,was like the down spike in july 07,and then the next one in sept 07. market has been acting more weird than usual.
The CEO’s of the Chinese crapshoots are in LI ?
On 110 in Huntington ?
http://youtu.be/PzPNl8wGJM0
how come chica didnt think about berf control.
I guess the very poor, and the very rich, have no need for birth control or morals, Drummer.
http://youtu.be/-nSSNzx-GzE
“I haven’t shaved in about a week”
Just as well. That manscaping $hit is so gay.
No, this link is really gay.
http://youtu.be/tYVrIW-SzMs
It ain’t gonna click itself !
Three movie references in one post…and good ones too…Rosemary’s Baby, Rambo and The Exorcist.
Bravo!
The Fly must be on Netflix 24/7 given the market, his demeanor and his reference to not shaving.
Extra butter on that popcorn, sir?
LTFOL (laughing the fuck out loud)
Thanks for pointing out the movie thing!
thanks fly
fo real
While 2011’s proven quite the read with M. LeFly & Co.’s insight and bullshit, before I forget, let me wish the Maestro a Happy 35 Globe Spin. While I admit to enjoying fine, timely market truth, I must admit that Fly’s gotten me to watch a number of rap videos I wouldn’t have otherwise. Do something I wouldn’t, and remember to return from said Space Alien Vehicle for “next week.” Si vous plait.
I believe the proper term is “Berzerker”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us1BH3dIxIo
I’d like to see some more volatility in the markets so I can actually take a direction with the Euro. I can’t stand the sideways trade.
What are your thoughts on the Linkedin IPO? We should see some volatility there once the bottom drops out.