iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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The Bannings Will Continue

Many of you still do not get it. When I ban you, your life will change. I don’t just ban you from commenting on the fucking blog. I motherfucking ban you from reading the entire site. We’ve spent a great deal of time and resources developing an IP tracker that will redirect you to see Greg Solomon and tell you to fuck off. I do not implement these laws in order to protect my feelings, but to punish yours.

By all means, feel free to besmirch my positions while they are down, see where it gets you fuckface.

Remember, I do not need you, nor do I care if you read iBC. The likelihood of this making any sense to you is low. So just take my word for it: my people are watching you very closely and will not hesitate, even for a high frequency second, to knock your fucking jaw loose, straight off your garbage face.

To date, I am proud to say we’ve banned over 700 readers and will continue this tradition until “The Fly” dies in a high speed (MACH 10) spaceship accident.

NOTE: This is what happens when you are banned. The horror.

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18 comments

  1. Braveflaps, Charolastro
    Braveflaps, Charolastro

    Mach 10 is known in the trade as Mach Nards.

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  2. dishobgyn

    Oh the humanity.

    my silver WNR is killing me.

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  3. dishobgyn

    Mr MD Fly
    where you on this flight by any chance.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYD0-kfaS0Y

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  4. surplusdroids

    Punitory and retributive actions directed towards all “garbage faces.”
    With a heaping helping of “malice aforethought.”

    Kudos sir.

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  5. kedzilla

    Fly, what are some hedges you like heading forward if we see a trend change in the USD?

    What I’m getting at…do you think the Russell will lead us down or Commodities (obviously, since priced in) or REITS etc.

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  6. Wilco

    My VXX hedge is barely moving!…No put buyers out there???

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  7. The Equalizer

    ROFLMAO. He wasn’t kidding about the Solomon!

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  8. MiloMinderbinder
    MiloMinderbinder

    Fig.
    And kiss the fuckin’ euro bye-bye.

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  9. A Monkey with a bad WNR
    A Monkey with a bad WNR

    1st!

    Bad WNR, bad WNR!

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  10. heaterman

    Laughing my self to a near death experience ….or close that way it seems. Noticed the last post on Solomon’s U Tube vid was from someone who must have been banned here.
    It simply said “The Fly is God”.

    Is that how one does penance?

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  11. JakeGint

    What about the Horse Banned?

    _______

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  12. spy007

    OMG that link is killer way to fucking funny roflao

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  13. A Monkey with No Fucking Clue
    A Monkey with No Fucking Clue

    Pick a stock and fuck it hard, that’s how my monkey ass rolls.

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