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Ah, Pfff, the Universe Still Plagues Me

The stock market is secondary to my concerns right now, as I am dealing with a series of comedic tragedies at Casa del Fly. Truthfully, I don’t want to talk about it, so let’s leave it at that.

I didn’t sell any VCLK this morning when it was nearing $20, mainly because I am a fucking idiot imbecile. Seeing a 20% intra-day move was mere child’s play for me. I suppose, deep in the back of my very tall brain, I wanted 21%. My WNR got chopped again, and I am now down on the position. Well done Fly. Well done!

Finally, I made some coin on my TZA hedge; but nothing to pop bottles over. In short, “The Fly” is going through a very dark and sinister period of his life right now.

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60 comments

  1. EN1GMA

    and will be back with a vengeance

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  2. Marc David

    And here I am trying to think of cool t-shirt slogans in case I make a Zazzle.com t-shirt for my WNR holdings.

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  3. genghis khan

    Fly, what’s your take on the agriculture space. I’m specifically interested in POT. Appreciate any suggestions. Sorry about all the crap that’s been happening to you these past couple of days with SHLD, CVI, Penis of course. I finally picked up some penis today near the close.

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  4. smiddywesson

    The Markets will still be there when you get back. Stop trading.

    The opportunities just keep getting bigger and bigger, so forget losses and take care of personal business so you can trade at peak efficiency.

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  5. Speero

    A wise bearded man once said while jogging, “shit happens”.

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  6. Trading Nymph

    House Repairs/Remodels suck…that is why I am amazed why people want uber big and Multiple Homes…imho just sort of waste of life energy to have to take care of them when they exceed the Max space you can use, but that is just me.

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    • Bullish

      Wrong again! Big houses make happy families.

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      • Trading Nymph

        Not really…if house is too big you never see the other person….lol, oh I see your point.

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      • arizonaborderguard
        arizonaborderguard

        bullish you are relentless with her. I clearly see where you are coming from. very funny to me.

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        • Go2mars

          Mexico?

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        • Bullish

          I mean it all in good fun, someone has to give her a hard time ya know.

          I’m not sure what the Indian wingnut futures are doing but the US stock futures look good to me. Bears are about to get beaten again.

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    • Go2mars

      Makes me think of that dinner date at Wayne Mannor with Kim Basinger.

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    • razorsedge

      good call i bought bigger houses to keep more shit,as the kids left and i was walkin threw 6 rooms to get out of my house i asked why do i need all this room, more taxes, more repairs, in short more bs i didnt really need. but when u sell all your houses and all ur stuff what 2 do whit the money,,stock market lotto.

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  7. Go2mars

    Time to pray for some gains.

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  8. Braveflaps, Soothsayer
    Braveflaps, Soothsayer

    Clam juice all around.

    BRAAAAAAAAAP!!!!

    A fortune cookie for LVS.

    HUNNNGH…..

    Nothing.

    HUNNNNNNNNNGHOUSTONWEHAVEBRAAAAAP!!!!!

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  9. A Monkey with the VooDoo Powers and Some Dead Chickens
    A Monkey with the VooDoo Powers and Some Dead Chickens

    Dude, I can fix it.

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    • jeff spicoli

      My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

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  10. Carsony

    I think WNR is oversold and hoping to get a bounce tomorrow. The Fly has more knowledge than i on that, but doing some homework, and by watching the stocks behavior, we should get a little lift tomorrow and i plan to make a quick gain possibly. Bought some today at 15.48

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  11. Omon Ortsa

    In all seriousness, I think you should come out from behind your surgeons mask, drop the pseudonym and
    complete the “realness” that you have created on this blog. Most here already know your name, at least. Of course being that a reader suggested it, you won’t do it. But you know you should.

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  12. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Stand tall FLY stand tall. WNR shall rise on the morrow!

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    • Carsony

      yes indeed.

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    • Moolahheaven

      Indeud! Ps. Fly, if i were still in the nyc area, i’d be over there, monkey grip pliers in hand, no charge, and i would indeed fix casa de Fly!

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  13. alucard

    Hmmmmmmm sounds like the new internet mal occhio
    Simple explanation ; someone stares at your posting and points the horns at the monitor .

    Bad stuff………there are remedies

    Most common used by the other bloggers to break the spell is to drink
    one glass of your own urine for seven days .

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  14. Real Texan

    I’m still looking for the TSO earnings release. Does anyone have it?

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  15. drummerboy

    red hot wnr peppers

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  16. J. Livermore

    TSO beats by 10 cents

    http://www.noodls.com/view/19A1B7B171A346B81B4600C9021ABCD4CEAAD548

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  17. razorsedge

    sometimes even when u like a stock u got to look at the chart,,,the trend is ur friend,,,

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  18. razorsedge

    it seems the russians chineese mexicans r buying gold,ok w/what dollars, maybe a way to get out of dollars? or am i thinkin wrong,,,help,

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    • Bob the Builder
      Bob the Builder

      What’s up with your abuse of the comma? The period’s not that far away…. Neither is the shift bar incidentally.

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      • razorsedge

        sorry bob disregard the commas,im am not an english professer, but i hope u can still comment on the contents, not my short fall in gramer,,,,,

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        • razorsedge

          professor,,also sorry,,

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          • razorsedge

            oh and also grammar

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          • flyaway18

            Doesn’t that FREE IPad2 have a spell check and grammar check, dude?
            Or, are you typing while trying to drive that boat of yours.

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          • razorsedge

            hey thats spam, i dont know who sent that. was talkin to james today about that.lol. sorry if u got that.but i didnt do it,

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          • razorsedge

            ok everything is off the point. i want to make good stock picks. period. enough of the grammar lesson or sppam bullshit. im not here to make friends or kiss ur ass. im just askin for honest opinions thats it.

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          • razorsedge

            plus i have 2 boats, fuck off

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    • go2mars

      Exactly right. What is going to be a better store of value for them, an infinitely expanding pool of electronic/paper currency whose liability expansion is on what might be called a “blow off top”? Or a limited/scarce resource? It’s also why just about everyone on JakeGint’s section is getting rich off of precious metals (if they are implementing suggestions from the Master of Metal).

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  19. ChuckUFarley

    I can’t believe this board advocates gambling on earnings reports…

    WNR = $12.00 or $18.00 tomorrow? Place your bets!

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  20. bdubs

    Shouldve just bought some GMCR and forgotten about it.

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  21. Dinosaur Trader

    Looking forward to WNR vaulting tomorrow so you can go back to being your triumphant self.

    -DT

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  22. Prospectus

    Murphy Oil Revenue Huge. Shares Flat.

    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Murphy-Oil-Corporation-wscheats-2813875296.html?x=0&.v=1

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    • LD

      MUR beat the analysts estimates and it was down $1.84 AH. ?

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      • razorsedge

        hey tks.

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        • razorsedge

          this is the kinda news that will make u money,,,

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      • prospectus

        I’m beginning to fear that the revenue and crack spreads etc are already baked in the price. That’s what my straddle is for, though. I’ll take a loss on the long bias if so, but you pays your money and takes your chances.

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  23. buylo

    may I suggest you double-down and instead of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, we view some, ahem, Three Stooges.

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  24. buylo

    on the other hand, maybe doubling-up is the way to go, but I’ll keep the 3 Stooges!

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  25. shipwrecked&alone
    shipwrecked&alone

    I see that troubles persist at the Mr. Fly compound. WNR down every day. Tough times. Reminds me when I picked cotton as a boy in the 30’s. We sang blues and ate muster greens and ham hocks while the mosquitos ate us. I plan to be buried in that field one day and i’m giving out $100 bills to everybody that attends my funeral. That would be proof that i was a good man as the preacher is gonna say. I will have a headstone that reads “I knew this would happen one day”.

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  26. Rat Fink

    Not meaning to be funny or nothing, but when you ban the Rat Fink, bad things happen to you

    To remove the RF curse, perform multiple genuflections whilst facing South, three times a day, on your knees, while chanting “The trend is our friend ’til it bends at the end; Fundamentals mean fuck all”

    Thanks for listening

    RF

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