Someone inform all of the troops abroad to go home now, for the war on terrorism is now over. Osama Bin Laden was shot and killed, hiding out in some decadent mansion, in Pakistan. That’s especially funny, since I figured he was in a cave all this time.
The time for false truths and half measures are over. The Dow Jones Industrial average will soar to God tomorrow, making all short sellers INSTANTLY bankrupt. This is a magical bullet, in the sense that it wins the military and financial wars on terror simultaneously, routing out short sellers as if they were logic at the heights of Puma Punku (as you know, logic does not exist there).
To celebrate this elaborate victory, I have ordered seven dozen funeral cakes with Bin Laden’s face on it. I shall throw a dinner party this Friday, where my guests will be served pieces of Osama’s face. We will eat the remains of Bin Laden and flourish in his aftermath, through outrageous stock market wins. We will make those who are short go into severe cardiac arrest, then eat their remains at a later date too.
In short, it is time to rejoice and BEHOLD the splendour [sic] of a Mr. Barry H. Obama, for he is the Winston Churchill of our generation.
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WNR to the moon.
The Fly is God.
I hope the soldier that shot Bin Laden pays no taxes for the rest of his life, has a perfect credit score for the rest of his life, has diplomatic immunity for the rest of his life, and a national medical marijuana card for the rest of his life.
MAY 1, 1945: HITLER ANNOUNCED DEAD!
MAY 1, 2011: BIN LADEN ANNOUNCED DEAD!
Obama wants to go down in history as the modern Hitler killer.
God Bless America!
Fly,
I recall you telling us that you were in the Financial District the day the Towers went down.
Of course Wall St. will celebrate this news tomorrow.
I was in front of the towers when the first plane hit.
No shit… literally outside…
Were you wearing a pink neckerchief? I was there too, and recall seeing an oddball in a pink neckerchief shouting out about “an egregious act” etc.
So happy this dude is done.
-DT
Flyseph, the wife and I are rotfl….we hope we are invited to eat pieces of Bin Laden’s face.
I will have a cake made for our annual meeting. We shall make the waiters serve us said face.
Now the question is not whether the stock market goes up. We all know it will go up, because it always goes up. The question is whether our specific stocks go up.
Live CNN news feed
http://www.justin.tv/live_news#/w/1149495696/8
CNN? Where’s Erin Burnett?
AMERICA WILL ALWAYS WIN
Head shot in the left ear like a pig in a slaughter house…
Eggsactly.
“It’s time for your closeup, Osammy.”
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Intelligence on Bin Laden’s whereabouts was provided by Apple. Bin Laden shouldn’t have used that iphone
How could he stop himself? No one, whether good or evil, can resist an iphone, LOL.
He was trying to download the iBC app, ironically.
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Funny
This event could recharge the economy just as the freeing of the hostages under Reagan after Carter acted as the catalyst to that economic revival … Americans will feel good about themselves, their country and their government. This could be the event that gets US businesses to stop sitting on their hands … time will tell but lets hope this is the rallying cry to get us going!
you made me LOL. Thanks
Mission Accomplished!
Here! Here!
AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
Crack spreads rocking up 1.5%
Seals brought back some of that special Kush for Bernanke’s Sunday night blunt
Four more years of obama
The youths of America will vote again … Behold the celebrations across America in every major city … GOP candidates are lining up to withdraw there filing docs as we speak … Hahaha!
Treu
FYI: Jeremy the IT guy from iBC is en route to Ground Zero.
If you are short and fear insolvancy, you can cover all you want down a whopping 0.8%.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Risk On, Risk Off … Buy Stocks
OEW Weekend Recap: http://caldaro.wordpress.com/2011/04/30/weekend-update-290/
Medium Term …
“The Major wave 3 uptrend that started on March 16th at SPX 1249 has been underway for about a month and a half. This week it hit SPX 1365 a new bull market high. Since it is a Major wave it will divide into five Intermediate waves. The first two of these Intermediate waves have already concluded: Int. 1 SPX 1339 April 8th, and Int. wave 2 SPX 1295 April 18th. Intermediate wave three has been underway since that low. If we apply Fibonacci relationships to target a potential high for Intermediate wave three we arrive at two levels: SPX 1385 and 1441. At SPX 1385 Int. 3 = Int. 1, and at SPX 1441 Int. 3 = 1.618 Int. 1. It just so happens the next two OEW pivots, right after the current 1363/1372 resistance pivots, are 1386 and 1440. Near perfection! Our target for Major wave 3 remains between SPX 1440 and 1462 by June 2011.”
Short Term …
“Thus far Intermediate wave three has been fairly relentless. Since it began on April 18th at SPX 1295 the largest pullback, it was only seven points, occurred on April 25th. This market has rallied 70 points in 8 trading days with only a 7 point pullback along the way. Quite strong indeed and typical of a third, (Intermediate three), of a third, (Major wave 3), of a third, (Primary wave III). With short term momentum continuing to display a double negative divergence we would expect a pullback of at least 10 to maybe 20 points in the near future. The OEW 1363 pivot range has been our target for Minor wave 1 and the market is right there. After a Minor wave 2 pullback Minor waves 3, 4 and 5 would still be needed to complete Intermediate wave three.”
Sorry Tony, doesn’t look like we get that Minor Wave 2 pullback just yet …
THE FIRST IS LAST , LAST SHALL BE FIRST,,,FLY IS GOD !
For tomorrow…Fibo resistance is 1378ish off of 2007 Fibo Retrace… whcih is where the morning may take us. Yet, there is no fuel for it, so a drift back to 1368ish level for the rest of the day.The only thing that is making me happy is that the Australian Dollar is coming off crack cocaine high of 1.1000 earlier.
Shut the fuck up. You are so fucking retarded. You should kill yourself. The only thing that should make you happy is the Usama Bin Laden is dead. Fuck you and the gay ass australian dollar. Suck a dick you dumb ass. I watch you make your stupid ass comments for a year, your retarded. Fuck off
Osama was probably dead years ago. Kept him on ice. So what if the australian dollar is gay.
nymph …pay no attn to man behind that usa banner,, he knows not what he says,,,u r great
Learn some manners, USAUSA person.
Fly,
Looks like you need a content moderator after all.
The market is going up, but there is no silver lining. Osama got a bullet in his head, but I’ve got an exploding silver bullet up my a$$. Long SLW. Duh, losing!
apple killed osama,,,,,download 7.62mm app…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHCnw4P9KM4&feature=player_embedded
like to know how many yards “our” sniper fired from,to one right in the fucking eyeball. and at night even.amazing.
They are trained to aim for the whites of their eyes. He made a perfect shot.
Fly,
I heard it was the ppt that predicted the demise of Bin Laden and that you ordered the cakes weeks ago. Long live the ppt!
yea,,,thats the ticket,,,lol
I have a strange feeling that today will be Fly’s last mention of WNR as he liquidates his position at a loss.
How so, since I am up 10%?!
Banned
Fine, then not at a loss. I still figure you are going to liquidate today.
My 16yo daughter texted me last night saying “mom we killed Bin Laden and Obama is going to be on TV!!!!!!”
Her pure, unabashed glee was a little unsettling.
Don’t get me wrong, I am just as happy as anyone the insane murderer is dead, but whoever said that about the “youth will vote again” and all, is right. She absolutely LOVES Obama anyway.
thats because kids are fucking stupid
“If you’re not a socialist at the age of 20 you have no heart. If you’re not a conservative at the age of 25, you have no brain.”
I wonder if some day there will be a Right Wing person who doesn’t have a compulsion to insult the intelligence of everyone who disagrees with him. Insulting people is easier than making factual arguments though.
If you are not a moderate by the age of 30, well you ought to be.
Your country crumbling and the lies for the past 2 years is not enough facts for you?
#NOINFLATION
Fuck off you faggot
#BANKERBAILOUTS
Right, as if no economic problems or banker bailouts happened under Bush.
You still have no facts that show one party is better than the other.
Thanks for all the fib , teck levels guys !!..nymphs
“Buried at sea”. Yeah. So we NO SEE.
“Identification was by facial evidence and DNA testing”.
PS: DNA results will be known in a few days.
Lived in a million-dollar apartment for years (but Pakistani intelligence
did not know this.) And look at the nice grainy video of the digs.
(My $9 Skype camera has 1000X the resolution. Why should a
trillion-dollar manhunt have good video cams?
Yeah. A typical CIA story line.
Buried at sea so that the answer to “Can we have the body to make a shrine for every other asshole terrorist to come and pay their respects” is NO.
DNA test already done – matched to sample of his sister’s brain taken when she died.
Pakistani intelligence = oxymoron
Grainy video comes from Pakistani assholes, not US special forces. They probably have theirs captured in HD and are running it now back at the base while eating popcorn.