So they broke the bathroom wall open and it appears the contractor who did my bathroom many years ago did not cap one of the fucking pipes. As a result of an egregious clog, the water backed up and started flowing liberally, mind you, throughout the entire first floor of the house. The mystery lies in “where the water went?” as their is no telltale evidence of water damage, aside from a singular loose tile. It’s as if God himself sucked up the water with a giant straw and used it as rain throughout your community. Frankly, I was hoping the water made its way to my neighbors house, as he is well deserving of raw sewage flowing throughout his brand new kitchen. Sadly, as of now, this is simply not the case.
One thing is for certain, upon opening the wall: I have a most horrific case of black mold. I’m not surprised, frankly, I surmised it was all of that “black smoke” emanating from my mug last year that caused this, or the fact that water has been hanging out in my walls for over a month. Nevertheless, Mrs. Fly went into full panic mode and ordered men with HAZMAT suits to literally cordon off the bathroom, sealed and shut, as it should be. There are dehumidifiers running and a hygienist is en route, in order to test the air quality of Casa del Fly. No matter the outcome, I don’t care about this house: it is stupid and I want a new one. I’ve been looking to get rid of it for quite some time and would have no problem razing it, in order to build a small amusement park. I am sure the neighbors would love that. Or, I might turn this shit hole (an accurate description, no less) into a homeless shelter, where crack fiends and car thieves would be accepted with open arms.
Demolition of the bathroom and adjacent wall next to it, which just so happens to encompass my fucking kitchen, begins May 2nd. I’ve taken the liberties to order supplies and I am quite pleased that my personal life is in flux, as that ALWAYS leads to extreme winship in my stock holdings. Should I ever get shot in the face with a howitzer, I am certain several of my holdings would be acquired for monumental premiums.
I will update all as needed. Happy Easter Bunny day.
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Don’t stress the Mold Mr. fly, IMO it is a HIGHLY exagerated “hazard”. Child PLEASE, If you live in NJ the Radon levels are probably 10,000 times normal ANYWAY! Just fix it and move on…
People like you still believe smoking cigarettes pose minimal health hazards.
Smoking kills? I thought the surgeon general was just some dude who preferred a pipe.
The mold has been around for billions of years but it became a problem 20 years ago… Scam
Ignorance is not accepting knowledge and using it to your benefit.
But on a lighter note I made back all the money I lost last month with WNR thanks dude.
How long have houses had running water? Now compare that to increases in respiratory problems like asthma…
This song is badass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOT2-OTebx0&feature=relmfu
Is your artwork ok?
you talkin’ to me?
haha
Why don’t you just move here in Africa with your winship in WNR you can build a castle full of servants. happy Easter to all those believers.
Have your current contractor assure a high probability of an electrical fire occuring in said casa while vacationing with the family on a month long retreat in Bora Bora .
I know Neighbor Fly is not talking about me because I don’t have a new kitchen since I am still unemployed, although Steve,Jr. would like an amusement park next door. He would like a roller coaster and some clowns.
Fly is no doubt talking about Neighbor Old Man De Luca. Must be still mad about Old Man De Luca dumping pasta on his front lawn.
Anyway, thinking of attending Hot Dog University, get myself a cart and do something in the Flatiron District area. Not sure if NY is ready for Chicago style dogs, though.
http://www.hotdogu.com/
Happy Easter to my Gentile friends.
Since I’m in the same leaky boat, house-wise, you and Mrs. Fly have my sympathy. Hope you have a great holiday despite the irksome reconstruction events at casa Fly.
Collect the black mold and place in a bong. You’ve never been high if you haven’t done black mold.
This is reading like an episode of Holmes on Homes. Too fun if you’d bring him in , then we could all watch it unfold towards the inevitable happy ending on TV.
What a goat rope … Any recourse to your original contractor?
Have a good one 🙂
It would cost more to sue than cost. I dont have time to sue
Sad to say that “‘rightful’ recourse” gives way to practical discount on fixing rather than bringing numbnuts and dimwits to justice. Never mind Rothschild or Bloomburg Fly, as they’re vague, vegabond frauds (most likely). Probably hard core plantation tenants, though they can’t define their station’s status. Re razing: do it unless its molto “unique.”
If the contractor is still in business, then his reputation should be important to him so I would therefore contact him and let him know what happened and ask him to make some sort of gesture to assist in correcting his mistakes. If he declines, I agree, going to court is not something I’d pursue either but the threat of court or damage to his reputation may motivate him to do something to rectify the situation somewhat.
Well, Fly, with all that raw sewage flowing throughout your house, no one can accuse you of not knowing your $hit.
http://www.cdc.gov/mold/faqs.htm
Fly… It’s time to sell your Mc Mansion and buy a yurt man. Aloha…
Well, quite honestly, this explains a lot. It turns out the shadows next to your urinal were not disembodied visitors from the netherworld, but were, in fact, a seriously toxic, dangerous, and temporary bout of psychopathy caused by the as-yet unknown specie of deadly mold which has come to inhabit casa-del-fly.
FLY, before you have the mold removed, you may want to dose yourself AT LEAST one more time to get some direction on the market over the next month or two. I’m just sayin’
Funny shit . Have a nice Easter .
You are just a doll jeremy………….
Turn it into an marijuana grow house. Some people did that in my neighborhood. They rented this nice house, gutted the kitchen and built walls with sheetrock so it looked normal from the window. They grew weed with all this hydroponic shit. They even ran the exhaust from the gas water heater into the grow area, so the CO2 would help the leaf grow. There were big exhaust fans that vented out behind the garage. A green goo dripped down the outside walls from there. The odor eventually gave the whole operation away, and the house was ruined.
Then you go to jail for a long time.
Electric companies also tip off the po-po when a house is running an electric bill at 10x the normal rate.
Never hear of a pot grower going solar do ya? Odd. Id collect rainwater and go solar.
Perhaps you don’t hear about it because those guys don’t get caught?
Fly, that sucks. Maybe you should build an outhouse? I’m sure you could afford a nice one made of gold with US dollars customized into rolls of toilet paper?
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new toilet Casa De Fly http://screencast.com/t/AV9EF2I0P
“Should I ever get shot in the face with a howitzer, I am certain several of my holdings would be acquired for monumental premiums. ”
Awesome.
Happy Easter Everyone!
God so loved the world, that whosoever
Believes in him, shall not parish, but have
Eternal life. God did not send his son to condem
the world, but to save it.
Sorry to hear of this Flyseph. Happy Easter to you and your family.
Dear Mr. Le Fly: Nothing good will come of this construction. You can’t supervise millions of dollars and lazy dick head hammer swingers. There just aren’t enough hours in the day. Only money will fix the problem. Promise a monster bonus if they finish within 72hours.
Reverent Carsony, as I read your message it seems to tell me that if I am a believer I shall not be in church aka parish. Huh?
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man and an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. Then a beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what’s wrong. “I feel terrible,” he explains, “I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM.”
The blonde says, “Don’t worry.” She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road. Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, “What is in that can? What did you
spray on the Easter Bunny?” The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says..
“Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave.”
Happy Easter!!!
Fucking hilarious!
Occupational hazard
Ouch, that sounds terrible. Good fortunes for here on.
Happy Easter, all.
Load up the hand held weed sprayer with water/bleach mix and blast away….not the end of the world
OR HYDROGEN PEROXIDE…dry mold is the scarier stuff…sounds like your problem was still damp
It’s amazIng how much damage water can do. I have had my fill, good luck fly on getting someone that can get it it taken care of.
Fly,
Sorry to hear about your mold situation.
There are many ways to deal with the mold itself but the spores are the true bad guys.
Think of mold as a sort of asbestos if you dont bother it or allow it to be airborne it wont affect you.
Actually this is a more common problem than you may think.
Use basic KILZ brand paint and go nuts covering everywhere there might be mold or the potential for mold.
This keeps a barrier to trap all the spores and seal it all up.
You can paint over it and it works great.
PS. The KILZ stinks until it drys
email me if you want more detail
I thought the Brazilian Cherry in the basement was warping? Isn’t this where the water flowed?
mind out of gutter…mind out of gutter….. ahem…..would make sense to find accumulation…gravity wins out
So I finally get to watch the Europe Session Open and most of the markets are closed for Holiday, lol. Well tonight Shanghai Comp fell under that key 3000 level again with Steel, Coal, Cement leading to the downside over Inflation concerns, cough, cough, rate hike. Gold is strong over talk China ain’t going to buy our Dollar so much anymore, US Dollar itself is a tad bit stronger then Friday. but still fallen off a cliff….stupid Clam.
you all need to stay in stocks,too many self proclaimed experts on home damage, with “real” bad advice. and site unseen,which is even funnier.
blee–ach, be–ach,,,lol