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Book Gains and Drink Heavily

Even though I am holding onto my positions, that shouldn’t stop you from booking profits. This is a war and I do not care if my arms are blown off of my torso. However, I bet you like your arms and would prefer to use them for the rest of your lives. Leave me here in the bunker, where I will continue to press my luck with oversized, balls on the counter while speed chopping carrots, investments.I intend to juggle pinless hand grenades until my bones are used for fertilizer. The rest of you should celebrate today’s gains over a fine Malbec.

On a personal level, I am rampantly overzealous with my expectations of great success. In my head, there is nothing in the world that can stop me, not even plumbing disasters of biblical proportions. German markets were up nearly 3% today, From my vantage point, we have another 1.5% to go, before we rest.

Top picks: SHLD, WNR, OXY

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50 comments

  1. chivo

    it’s 4/20, celebrate with something other than alcohol, you bum

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  2. kedzilla

    wnr will be buying me a car

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  3. Cloris Leechman

    So plumber’s crack spreads aren’t the only things getting smashed today…

    Puff puff pass, bra.

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  4. No One

    Obligatory:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-6UE610I5k&t=2m5s

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  5. derrrr

    why does everyone celebrate hitler’s Birthday with illegal narcotics>?

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  6. J. Livermore

    I already have a set of prosthetic arms from past battles. I’m holding. I’ll just got buy another set if my position explodes.

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  7. TheV.King

    Hey Fly,

    Do you like that thing I sent you?

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  8. J. Livermore

    Liking the close in $WNR

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  9. carsony

    Good day today. Sold wnr,cvi,mww alll for great gains. thanks to le fly. Also i am not experience enough to understand why my cnxt showing a huge gain, that stock screwed me a long time ago, and i just left it for dead. It was taken private a bit i’m reading, how does that work?

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  10. Trading Nymph

    I’m in the Bunker on the Other Side, War is Hell.

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  11. hahaha

    DAX 3,30%

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  12. kelkun

    “Bush” is pretty bad, but what’s up with that “guy” on the right?

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  13. Nicola

    The gravestone on the front page of the site tonight is epic

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  14. Baron de Rothschild
    Baron de Rothschild

    I wrote everyone on my list an email about how my stocks hit an all time high this morning, and that I was going to dump 80% of them. The 80% I dumped kept going up and the 20% I kept went up only about a quarter as much as the stocks I sold.

    I hate leaving money on the table. My own greed makes me second guess myself and second guessing myself makes me sick. It’s got to be a form of mental illness.

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  15. John

    Maybe you could install green plumbing with that 30K and get a tax break next year.

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  16. stinkystank

    Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ, the videos you post are fucking painful. Is this some sort of gay-ass SEO trick?

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  17. go2mars

    http://www.save-a-patriot.org/files/view/whofed.html

    Interesting flow chart of who owns the Federal Reserve.

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  18. alphadawgg

    ..” we have another 1.5% before we rest”? ……is there a misplaced decimal in there?

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  19. Xmas Ninja

    I’m feeling pretty good about my WNR.

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  20. theedge111

    APPLE….All I can say is WOW.

    What a company. Banking coin like that in this shitty economy should be applauded.

    If Steve Jobs were in my house right now I would take my top hat off and bow before him.

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    • Mad Willie Thompson
      Mad Willie Thompson

      Agreed. Absolutely amazing…

      Though, if he came to *my* house, I’d dial up some hookers rather than bow…just saying. He probably gets enough bowing at Apple HQ.

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    • Bullish

      Yes, what a horrible economy. A gazillion iProducts sold and literally almost every company thus far have beaten earnings.

      I’d love to see what you consider a good economy.

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  21. Caffeinated

    Proverbial LOL at the tombstone. The Fly might someday tire of the content and burn this place down, but right now it’s the greatest read on the internets.

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  22. The Fly

    Steve Jobs literally shits on Bill Gates.

    Those who shit last shit best.

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    • domtex

      Bill booked his gains in the 80’s and 90’s..Steve still has a lot of catching up! I suspect he will not! different times..I like your post tonight..book your gains,,,how much more upside do you see in WNR as you are holding to what appear to be 20% leveraged profit in 2 months?

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    • Belly of the Beast
      Belly of the Beast

      http://youtu.be/qHO8l-Bd1O4

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    • Taco

      Actually, it”s Ballmer who runs the show now. Ballmer is a corporate culture FAGGOT.

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  23. discoordinated

    Fly, what’s the thesis on SHLD?

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  24. Dr Fly

    That’s Bush you fucking jack offs. 90’s rock legend. Fucking hillbillies.

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  25. Taco

    Silver boing! I have entered the potty zone…

    Aesthetic Perfection – Living the Wasted Life
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP5Sltm3RHw

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  26. Jakegint

    Apologies. Again having trouble posting. Silver off the hook, reccing looking at SLW on the pullback here, as well as AAU, AUMN, IVN, RBY, and BAA.

    _______

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  27. Quint

    DAX adds another 1%…that means we have at least another 2.5%.

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