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UPDATE: Still Doing Nothing

I am still watching shit melt down to a cinder in slow motion, in case you were wondering. Right about now I have a date with a certain Starbucks, interested in their dopio offerings. I will have you know, I visit Starbucks, in favor of Dunkin’ Donuts, so that I can walk around with that awesome cup. It’s a great status symbol you know.

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25 comments

  1. Bubbles

    Unfortunately, the prospects of chatting with homeless stock investors at Starbucks isn’t as great however.

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  2. shipwrecked&alone
    shipwrecked&alone

    i am a coffee guy too. Starbucks is great. Try Whole Foods if you get a chance. They brew it in the store.

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  3. J. Livermore

    Doomsayers are always yacking away about the increase in stocks with no volume. How about this piss ante day of an attempted pullback. Volume is a screaming joke !!!

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  4. Charlie Sheen

    What’s wrong with this stupid market? Why do the morons keep booing my show? Keep buying the dips? Is WNR a wiener and not a WINNER? Has Obama got a birth certificate?

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  5. A Monkey with a Barrel of Crude Oils
    A Monkey with a Barrel of Crude Oils

    WNR, WTF? When is this going to make me rich Senor Tropicana? This thing is sucking wind.

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    • Prospectus

      When you have a plutonium-powered time machine, there is no such thing as “when”. There is only “WIN”.

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  6. Marc David

    You have a Keurig at home. Why waste your time with a sub-par bean.

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  7. drummerboy

    slummin at starbux, in a robe and slippers no doubt.

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  8. Jackpass

    What are you trying to say? Starbucks is going to buy GMCR?

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    • Marc David

      It would make the most sense…. SBUX making their own brewing technology.. just seems rather stupid. Why not buy GMCR and own the technology into every home, offer your k-cups AND produce the coffee to MCD.

      Talk about a bean takeover.

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  9. That Guy

    Hey Fly, I am going to give you advice regarding your coffee selection.

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  10. Aristotle

    You should have Dunkin Donuts pour your java into your Starbucks cup or get a big coffee mug with Woodshedder’s picture on it along with a confederate flag. The South will rise again!

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    • Po Pimp

      a big coffee mug with Woodshedder’s picture on it along with a confederate flag

      Newest idea for the IBC store. I would be all over that one.

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  11. WTF

    To rephrase one author’s lines: “The news that The Fly was surrounded by a half dozen wonderful mustaches checked WTF’s impulses to go straight-way to read comments on his blog.”

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  12. ruggyup

    Baccarat crystal champagne flutes are also a nice status symbol. I use them for my modest but not cheap chardonnay and an occasional Stella Artois.

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  13. Trading Nymph

    US Dollar is holding 75 support, for now…maybe this is the bottom of the dollar demise?

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    • alphadawgg

      Uh, I don’t think so.

      The dollar is toast (burned, not French).

      Repeat after me,

      “The Bernank is an automaton.

      He is programmed to do what his handlers tell him to do.

      His handlers want a weak dollar, just like every other misguided central banker on the planet.

      We are in a race to see who can have the weakest currency.

      America? WINNING!”

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  14. jande9

    You go to Starbucks? I thought you were a man of taste.

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  15. Jim Cramer

    I was not wrong about WNR!

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  16. riggedgame

    For 50 cents you can get a Senior Coffee at Burger King.

    Except for the paper cup, you can’t tell the difference from Starbucks.

    The text on a Starbucks’ mug should read “STUPID”, not “Starbucks”

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  17. Atlas Vicious

    The Starbucks paper espresso cup is good, and so is their espresso. People who think they know espresso like to preach that “Starbucks Espresso beans aren’t good”. I like to imagine punching those people.

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  18. Mr. Market

    How’s your moustache today? Chest hairs still intact?

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    • Po Pimp

      Jeesh, $SPX was down less than 4 fucking points. You would think it was Lehman bankruptcy all over again. My how everyone has been spoiled by QE2.

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