iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Spectacular Amazement

Based upon nothing at all, the market will melt up today. You will see the dollar trade lower, commodities gap higher, and stocks eviscerate anyone who shorts them. There are a thousand reasons to sell stocks, but just one to make you go long— to make money.

Ladies and gentlemen, people want to be “rich as fuck” again. They will leverage their future in order to own something, irrespective of where that company is located. The beauty of this business we are in is its immunity to domestic retardation. Go ahead and shut the fucking factories. Send those jobs to Ibiza for all I care; I will go long foreign stocks, fueled by foreign cocaine—for domestic consumption.

As Congress flops around like fish out of water, the American investor, mind you, is having a renaissance. I know Jakegint will cry foul and lament the great many grotesqueries of a Mr. Barry O’bama. However, keep in mind, Senator CH is making more money than God now, long to death gold/silver. Bravo! Well done Senator Cement Head.

As for me, I will be the recipient of a good old fashioned “Cramer pump” this morning, long lots of MWW. Aside from that, I intend to make up yesterday’s losses and plan for the future– one that demands you shut the fuck up and listen to me, ever so quietly.

We’re cutting cocks off today. Get in line for a bowl of “ball soup.” I will be waiting in the rafters chuckling at the men in diapers.

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96 comments

  1. mysher

    When you dilute America, what do you expect? Prices go up! Hell, with this type of dollar dilution we should wee dow 30K soon.

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  2. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    The only thing i can figure is that the market must be way fucking undervalued and we’ll be 20% higher in a few short months. Good god can you imagine if we got a string of good news events?

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    • riggedgame

      On good news the market will drop like a stone. The rigged market ALWAYS does the
      opposite of logic. The worst piece of shit stocks like NFLX and OPEN are pumped up,
      and the sound stocks with cash and good dividends and real sales and real
      sales growth are stagnant, or trashed.

      Buy shit and prosper.

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      • xxxHuggieBearxxx
        xxxHuggieBearxxx

        yeah you make a good point…i was mulling over that exact possibility.

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      • Po Pimp

        What are these “dividends” that I hear people talking about?

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  3. Ross

    So, did you buy the dip like an “idiot driving an ice cream truck?”

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  4. thewife

    …got my hatchet ready

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  5. Raule

    I sold all my parents useless possessions (TV, fridge, etc) and bought miners and refiners. They’ll thank me when I buy them a VISIO boom.

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  6. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    I love how the market is going up because of gold…gold goes up, and then miners lead the market higher. something not quite right about that…

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  7. Still Inebriated
    Still Inebriated

    Crikey! Let’s put Congress on commission, they don’t get paid until they do something right. Pay them in corn currency. I vote for Porky Pig Pelosi to be the first one eradicated from the trough. Perhaps when Obumma is harvesting corn he can reach down and pick up his dick from the dirt. Shriveled up balls don’t make a very hearty soup…….

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  8. ruggyup

    Tired of squeaky voiced little man blowing his own horn(his ability to do that is no surprise). I sit humbly with my EXK and FORM which I got from you know who. As far as MMW goes, Cramer should ingest a monster organic treat and STFU.

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  9. The Soup Nazi

    Get in line for a bowl of “ball soup.”

    NO soup for YOU!!!

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  10. Donovan

    This market tape is bullshit. Volume is bullshit. JBTFD is bullshit. The Fed is bullshit. Goldman Sachs is bullshit for upgrading emerging markets the day after I sold them. North Dakota Fighting Sioux losing to Michigan at the Frozen Four last night was bullshit. The Fargo Flood is bullshit and sandbagging is bullshit.

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  11. Jakegint

    Send jobs to Ibiza? They’d be grateful, but I’d always thought that was more of a tourist destination.

    Have you been with your personal Translator?

    ________

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  12. Real Texan

    WNR is sucking cock today!

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    • Green Machine

      But you know by now that WNR only gets bigger when the crack spreads.

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    • Fly Leech

      It’s not that bad, it’s just a little flaccid.

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  13. HalfBloodPope

    Went stupid and chased $MWW $ARAY $IMGN $VCLK $WNR this morning. Out in yard raking up 4 months of dog shit to propagate the self punishment.

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  14. Mick

    Still like FORM ???

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  15. ruggyup

    What do they call that? Oxymoron? Redundancy? Metaphor? Divine? First step to using a dog shit rake? The 13th step in the program?

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  16. superpositron

    “We’re cutting cocks off today. Get in line for a bowl of “ball soup.” I will be waiting in the rafters chuckling at the men in diapers.”

    I read that sentence while sipping green tea which went through my nostrils and recycled back into the cup. Free nasal irrigation also. Thanks.

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  17. Real Texan

    I’m concerned about our WNR today. Fly, can you double down and get that sucker back up?

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  18. theeggman

    Great. All day long I’m looking at crack spreads.

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  19. SteveTheNeighbor, Jr.
    SteveTheNeighbor, Jr.

    Uncle Fly. My sex ed teacher, Coach Dumbrowski, is about to flunk me. It is not called a WNR or a Dick. What is it called? Dad says to stop reading your Blog because of the bad information. My Princeton and Cal Tech early admission college application is in jeopardy. Please help.

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  20. Avid Follower

    Any new thoughts on FTK? it smoveing big again,

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  21. Geoduck

    I’m swapping out WNR for TSO.

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  22. Avid Follower

    Any new thoughts on FTK? it moving big again

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  23. Ron

    Don’t be foolish, Into a government shutdown expect, GOLD up, Bonds down, SPY down for a scare, and oil will tread higher cause it cares not about ur politics

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  24. Trading Nymph

    Dear Fly…I wrote the below post in my Diary BEFORE I READ your post above today. IT is like a direct answer to my question before I even posted it…..You know you are a great teacher…..anyway this is what I wrote in my diary, “USA has such a strange pattern developing, Inflation is happening without a increase in demand. No one is focusing in on the chain of events. USA Fed is adding liquity, This Money is being lent to heavily leveraged Hedge Funds because they are a GREAT source of income of business by the banks, the leveraged Hedge Funds are buying up Commodities because they are playing the thesis that USA is decreasing the value of the dollar therefore Dollar will decrease in value and only commodities will hold value…..they are all depended on China needing the commodities…yet, China was getting flooded with loans/liquity too in 2009/2010 so they had the same fact pattern, their banks lent to Speculators that bought up commodities on a Inflation play and a “bill” the China Govt for stuff they built. Lots of Chinese Business Men made a lot of money playing this game as Steel Traders, etc……but all of this is not real demand. Now, China Govt is REALLY trying to cut out all of those loans, the Traders are getting loans off their physical holdings of the Commodities on a short term, 90 day or so loans..but liquidity in China is drying up..and like a wave pulling away will expose that only 1/3 of the commodities purchased over the last few years were used for actual demand, That Demand included the World Expo and a historical Housing Boom. OK China Govt is building some Dams, Airports and low cost housing, HOW? can we say that will equal the last several years? But, everyone points out that Ben B/Fed will continue this trade everytime the market looks weak, end of story. This is putting or already has put our nation in a finacial position that our Debt/Bonds are Junk and our Fed seems to be the only buyers. So what is that Magical Straw that breaks all of this? You know, watching this build since April 2009 and blogging about it since then, the greatest lesson is that either everyone is missing this, or more importantly no one really cares about it. What am I missing in my Analysis? Anyway, these things are normallly taken down when Copper prices drop which triggers Hedge Funds to sell…been waiting.”

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    • drummerboy

      they are building an inventory of “surprise”, these folks have a plan. they are loading up the cupboard for at least a 6-8 yr,duration.just like you would back in the day before a winter when you had to. and the “had” to leads to the decoupling from the buck. whether they use the shit or not.doesnt matter,it has great shelf life. when russia and china decouple, you are gonna be amazed at how many others will follow suit,turkey,japan,some of eu.south america, oh,and the grand daddy of them all.middle east……where’s germany and swiss,…….so why not go on a shopping spree and stock up before the SURPRISE.

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    • Geoduck

      Fed is loaning money to hedge funds? Fed is buying treasuries in secondary market with QE money. By law the Fec cannot buy treasuries directly from the Gov’t. Pimco sold all their treasuries. Still, it’s not really the same as loaning money to hedge funds.

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      • drummerboy

        something art cashin used to say a couple of yrs. ago.” it’s like 2 drunks holding each other up”. sound familiar.

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        • Trading Nymph

          Geoduck…I am not saying that Fed is lending to the Hedge Funds directly, I said the money is going to them because BANKS are gladly loaning to them for their Margin Accounts at really low rates of interest….”This Money is being lent to heavily leveraged Hedge Funds because they are a GREAT source of income of business by the banks”………………………….Drummer, Yuan as you know is being used in a “pilot” program for Cross Boarder Trade, just the start of it all for the grab of China Govt Global Power…oh well. ……………………………………ALSO SOROS will be on Bloomberg today, fwiw

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    • go2mars

      Have you heard that China offers accounts where purchases can be made via debit are instantly converted to gold or silver deposits which can be physically withdrawn at any time? Well they are available there. Has the possibility occurred to you that copper accounts might be available or become available in China too (Like in a good old fantasy novel where Kings use gold, merchants and nobility use silver, and the serfs, which China has many of, use copper). Copper as a monetary metal again starting in China???

      Consider that your homework assignment nymphy.

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      • Trading Nymph

        Go2Mars…Yet, that action causes Inflation …that is the problem with Copper. Cars need Copper to be made…Copper goes up, Car Prices go up….Wages go up, etc…so much of actual production needs Copper. China Govt is worried because the Poor are getting angry when they can’t buy food..Inflation is their key focus at this point because if not controlled their Govt could be at risk. Also, for my Homework Assignment…Copper has issues with tariffs that have to be paid when Copper comes off the ports, plus a ounce of Gold is way eaiser to store vs a tonne of Copper so not practical. Yet, businessmen are getting loans on the Copper on the ports, not a good set up if Copper Prices start to dive.

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        • go2mars

          Sprott silver fund is a bank account for many people. Same thing can be done with copper. Most won’t take delivery, but could. It is inflationary. But it is also a question of which is worse? Paper or metal? When you buy a house with copper pipes, or something else that requires a bunch of copper, you are also buying money. There is a lot more copper than silver. Just sayin that it is a possibility (admittedly remote).

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          • Trading Nymph

            Well, we know on Sunday night when the Copper Import/Export data comes out of China for March. All of it looks like speculation that will end yucky on Fly’s Wall of Shit. Just read shipping report just a second ago, with the end of grain season dry shipping is looking yucky too….AND remember India starts exporting ore again on April 20 after the Ban, finally

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    • WTF

      Hmm, Nympho, this is quite coherent, I noticed absence of “…”, and everything seems to be spelled correctly. You can when you want!

      One question, you mentioned “only 1/3 of the commodities purchased over the last few years were used for actual demand”. Hasn’t it always been so? Only a part of commodities traded are used for actual consumption, the rest is just futures speculation/hedging activity. So nothing surprising here. As for things missing in the analysis, you might consider checking Modern Monetary Theory. It’ll explain why US debt/t-bills are not junk at all and why the Fed is the only buyer.

      The Magical Straw that will break all this will be further growth in employment, increased consumption, demand-driven inflation, and consequential rate hikes.

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      • Trading Nymph

        WTF…It is so funny, one blogger at Rev Sharks Site wanted me to use “……..” because I was so hard to read, lol. ROFL, you KNOW how much I hate to proofread too. Now for the Economist MMT and their Fiat Currency..the problem comes with the actual total amount of money chasing goods and services near an optimum level. Even without a gold standard we still have the problem of too much Oil in storage and too high of a price which has been impacting demand use? Also, it may be that commodities are a source of speculation, but there is also a reason why the Commodity Market moves so fast up or down, at some point real supply and demand must step in. Right now the ENTIRE World is focused on the “Growing China Story”, they really seem to believe that they are actually using it all, they are not saying” oh the Chinese are really speculating creating a massive bubble that will pop at some point”. Everyone was buying in Feb when China was on Vacation saying “Oh boy, when they come back they are going to buy”, which they didn’t. Now everyone is buying the start of their Construction Period saying “Oh boy, they are going to buy”…which at this point, not looking good. Also, I agree with Jobs, once that and inflation are here, Fed can’t QE. Yet, I am looking for a Golden Straw before Fed becoming hawkish because at that point it will be too late and Bot Trading would have taken us down hard and fast.

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  25. Real Texan

    My WNR being sucked Bone Dry!!!

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  26. Boulevard

    And silver will never trade down again… EXK

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  27. bloomberg

    Now I understand the friggin title of this Blog. this is Ibankcoin meaning THE FLY only banks coin.

    anyone looked at these lately

    FTK
    EXK
    AVL
    OPEN

    we are destined to stay behind and wonder where our money is gone… I guess Mr. Fly is taking it.

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    • drummerboy

      thats preposterous im up 36.74% in exk alone in the last 9 days? thinking about ftk mightily though

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  28. itchy

    Fly, please fly your dynamite car to Washington and make those idiots pass a damn budget!

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  29. Charlie Sheen

    Silver is saving my ass today. AG SLW EXK – dropped that laggard GDXJ – can’t abide a damn laggard…..or lagtards…..like Obama.

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  30. zeena

    Dear Fly
    Would you call this a place to add to your already beautiful large $WNR ?
    thank you for your time

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  31. zeena

    Dear Fly
    If the thesis is still valid I’m just noticing that really big volume this morning like maybe a bit of a selling climax followed by a nice bounce up? I know you don’t care too much for TA but thats just price/volume?
    thanks again for taking the time . . . to talk about your huge $WNR (position)

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    • Dirk Diggler

      Quit worrying about your $WNR! You have all summer to let it engorge because of widening crack spreads.

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      • zeena

        Lucky Chess—I’d like to go out for lunch with thefly!!

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  32. Memonbhaa

    Cant read the comments,am i banned.

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  33. Real Texan

    I notice that The Fly is rather muted when encumbering heavy losses!

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    • Actually a Real Texan
      Actually a Real Texan

      Your not a real texan. A real texan wouldn’t be a little sissy faggot and and make a pathetic attempt at an insult for finally being down one day. Your a gay pussy bitch and probably moved to texas from Cali bro. Go fuck yourself. I’m a real texan, I double down on WNR today and own 30 guns.

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    • Geoduck

      encumbering? That word kinda doesn’t fit.

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  34. Real Texan

    I apologize.
    Thank-you for your concern!
    Now eat my WNR!

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  35. riggedgame

    Do you dumfuks REALLY thing silver is worth $40 an ounce? If so, why didn’t
    you put every kopek into it when it was $10 a year ago?

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    • go2mars

      I put in a shitload at $14 and $19. JG seems to have done it for a lot less than that.

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      • The Hammer

        I’m with you, Marsman – started in the teens, and have been adding regularly since. Intend to keep doing so, too, as opportunities arise.

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  36. Death by Oil

    This market cannot stand $110 oil. It is not like 2008 and it will crush the peons that are already hurting. I know cuz I am one.

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  37. Real Texan

    The Shorts are squeezing your WNR!

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  38. Trading Nymph

    Stil waiting for Soros to come on Bloomberg, I love that guy…..I always like to see how my analysis compares to his. US Dollar is trying to hold 75.00 support at this point.

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  39. go2mars

    I’m up to 30% cash now (Canadian dollars). Will buy silver and oil/gas on pull-backs next week if I see them. Maybe even take on some of Fly’s WNR if I see it under $17. Oil prices are not good for this overall economy. Deficit and Debt levels aren’t either. There might be a good hard dip before QE3 is announced.

    Your USD denominated non-commodity stocks now have this written on their wall: ??? ,???, ???, ??????

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    • go2mars

      Mene, Mene, Tekel u-Pharsin ( I guess it doesn’t like aramaic symbols. )

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  40. bloomberg

    I am guessing that Crack spread is getting Tighter
    therefore the Weiner WNR is shriveled back in the sac???

    fuck this day and every other one before it and after it…
    fuck PESI, fuck WNR, fuck VLO just FUCK….
    i am hitting the Jack Daniels bottle.. Fuck I can’t even afford that anymore.

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  41. francesco

    :”Based upon nothing at all, the market will melt up today.

    LOL!!!

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  42. HalfBloodPope

    I have choked bigger men than you.

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  43. Alvari40

    Glad no one tried to talk me out of selling WNR at the open. That’s one fucked up tape. WNR, WNR, who spit in my dinner?

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  44. Donkey Dick

    The Fly is Silent!
    DAL WNR
    Need I say more?

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    • Alvari40

      Don’t be such a donkey dick.

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    • Bullish

      You guys who bash on one day’s worth of losses are pathetic and extremely short sighted. Douche bag.

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      • Just Saying

        Some of Fly’s best reading material is after an attempt to ridicule him!

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        • go2mars

          I suspect he will still be as cocky as ever. badamp dump ching…

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  45. Frog in Dynamite Stick Car with Lit Candles
    Frog in Dynamite Stick Car with Lit Candles

    Maybe if Congress passes a budget the market will go back up next week. Maybe not. Who knows? If they don’t pass one, folks don’t get income tax refunds owed them, and all sorts of stuff doesn’t happen.

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  46. Frog in Dynamite Stick Car with Lit Candles
    Frog in Dynamite Stick Car with Lit Candles

    Well at least Trading Nymph is making bucks. In addition to all the Precious Metals folks.

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    • Trading Nymph

      Frog, Thanks, Yep and I hedge with gold. Actually, I was really kinda surprised, following the work of T Theory with my own twist on it, I was leaning for a upside bias. Maybe Bullish is right, I am the best counter play there is, lol. Oh did you see the Soros interview on Bloomberg, he is focused on China ..but his analysis was a lot better, he reminded me that besides the Copper Traders, etc getting the indirect loans cuz Banks won’t lend, there is also the Hot Money straight loans thru the shadow banks funding them (.”Hot Money”..China Govt has laws stopping overseas investors, so they bring money into China illegally then lend them to businesses or invest directly)..China has been really trying to stop that. I was just focused on the commodity loans cuz they have the greatest chance of exploding if China’s Construction Season is not strong, but Soros reminds me that I have to keep an eye on all of the illegal loans. I really love his analysis….

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  47. Alvari40

    Shorts gonna get “V” bottomed into the close? lol

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