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Bears Dickless in Pleasant Afternoon Trading

Is that all you could muster, you filthy dogs?

I took out my gambling robe and bought some SCON in my personal, because that’s who I am. Do not attempt to stop me from achieving greatness, for I will drop atomic bombs on your face and irradiate your fucking whirlpool.

For the day, I was down 0.9%, thanks to WNR and VLO. However, I sense a shift in the scales is coming. I will most certainly be there to capitalize, dick in hand, immune from your cutting blades.

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54 comments

  1. flyaway18

    Do you really want to capitalize with your “dick in hand”?
    That’s sort of gay I think

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  2. zzzdoc

    Nice rumba!

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  3. T-Bone

    The people of Japan could stand to have their whirlpool’s irradiated.

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  4. Grego

    Just curious , and maybe I missed it, but when did you exit WFT ?? Or are you still in?

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    • The Fly

      still in

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      • Grego

        Thanks for the reply sir. I am holding a large pos. as well. Scary start this AM but she bounced hard..

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        • WTF

          Scary? Really? Scary will be when it hits 13.50

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          • Po Pimp

            There is still the more than 2-year ongoing DOJ investigation into Foreign Corrupt Practices hanging over them. Throw that on top of the recent accounting faux pas and it could get ugly. Then again I am WFT’s bitch and it always does opposite what I think it will do.

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  5. TraderCaddy

    I sense a shift also-in Baseball.
    The BoSox and the Rays are now both 0-6 and officially suck.
    I suggest a trade to remove the hex on both teams.
    A straight up trade with Manny Ramirez and Johnny Damon back to Boston for Carl Crawford.
    It has to be and is the only way for the teams to win.

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    • winship

      Even Le Fly had a shaky start, but now he has found winship

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    • alphadawgg

      BoSox will come around. Too early to count them out. The Rays are a different story, unless Manny decides he wants to play baseball instead of playing with his dreadlocks and “being Manny”. Then they MIGHT be a .500 team.

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  6. checklist

    There is no way to win other than with ones dick in hand, or at minimum exposed to the world so that they may admire it

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  7. Mad Hedge Fund Trader
    Mad Hedge Fund Trader

    MHFT: Do you think they’ll notice if I repeat a post four times in two years?

    Boy Friend: Nobody reads your crap anymore, so probably not.

    MHFT: Did I ever tell you about the time I met (insert name of equally pompous blowhard)

    Boy Friend: Ow shit… Kill me now… Please

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  8. checklist

    I really hate bears. The kind that sit there happy, drinking boxed wine and gloating, when other people suffer.
    Iran nukes italy? They are happy that 500k people died, happy when their neighbors suffer.
    They probably visit torture sex shops and things like that to pass the time.

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    • Trading Nymph

      Checklist…How did you know? Now where is my whip?…

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      • checklist

        You aren’t THAT kind of bear, but I support the handcuffs…

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        • flyaway18

          TN, you crazy West Coast chick,
          I see shawn has returned and left a post on Pickr Forum,
          but the darn thing is “locked” and I have no idea how to log on.
          Tell him I said hi if he visits you.

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          • Trading Nymph

            Flyaway…I have the same problem at Stockpickr, can’t get on. Shawn stopped by at my website too and said hi in my trading diary…He has been dealing with a lot of weather problems….I will tell him Hi…………………..Checklist, lol…good Steel play.

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          • Belly of the Beast
            Belly of the Beast

            Youse can just get a new password from the automated system. The “lock” just needs to be slided over by human hands; a bot beater.

            My problem is that my posts disappear after someone else posts, and they don’t care to
            answer my e mail for 3 weeks now.

            Called them, and they directed me to e mail.
            Have to leave you with a video, of course !

            http://youtu.be/qv9VDSIm_Oo

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          • Trading Nymph

            Belly…lol….love the vid!

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          • drummerboy

            you two know better than to go into a dark alley filled with rapist’s and crack addicts.

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          • Belly of the Beast
            Belly of the Beast

            True …….

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  9. mutabaruka

    It was sad looking at my twitter and stocktwits stream when the earthquake in Japan hit this morning. You cud see the bears get giddy wishing the tsunami would come. That’s one reason I go to cash not short becoz you just start wishing for disaster when you are short the market.

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    • Frog in Dynamite Stick Car with Lit Candles
      Frog in Dynamite Stick Car with Lit Candles

      Well, there’s something to be said for being on the side of reality– like in 2008. But right now we are in a Fed-induced bull market, even if we may have pullbacks along the way. So reality is on the Bull side.

      Most people who were Bears in 2008, were still Bears in 2009 and 2010 and lost their asses. I do notice on Bear sites that some– not all– of the Bearse end up wishing for disasters, having an unrealistically negative attitude toward numerous things, and being in a generally crappy mood pretty much constantly. Add to that the fact that the market is bullish most of the time so they lose money, and it doesn’t seem at all worth it.

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      • Trading Nymph

        For me I was bullish in 2008 with a bunch of Oil, Steel, Coal and Great Fundie Stocks…and then pop, all gone, I have been on a quest to see what I missed. All of this is based on Garbage, imho, Money Printing and China Hording Copper, etc is not a foundation for recovery,..its just a bubble that is going to pop ugly. I just have to learn what it is like when it does. My heart goes out for Japan…fwiw.

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        • Frog in Dynamite Stick Car with Lit Candles
          Frog in Dynamite Stick Car with Lit Candles

          Nymph, you may be keeping track of too much info for your own good. All you need to know right now is that Ben is going to pump this market up until the Dow doubles or more. He is the only “fundamental” that matters. And BTW, the Fed was withdrawing money during 2008 and that’s why the market went down. It will be several years before Bears will be right again, for anything more than a temporary pullback. You seem like a bright well-informed person (maybe too well-informed– blinded to the Fed Forest by the trees.) I hope you get off this Bear kick soon. Or I hope you still have some money left to profit from the bubble popping when it happens– in a few years.

          You know the saying “The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.”

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          • Confused

            So Pyrotechnic Tadpole, are you saying the only rational position is to be a Bear on stocks? Or are you saying that we should park our rationality and go to the races?

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  10. bpguns

    MWW up 3% after hours

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  11. The Fly

    Cramer pump

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    • drummerboy

      cramers fucking pump was lumber tonight, fuck all you, i been sleepin with woody for 3 yrs now since harvard, princeton, yale showed their weak hands, and after decades of holding decided to sell. fuck them,they are so fucking kicking themselves in the fucking ass its funny. ….long live the woody. cramer is a fucking thief

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      • ruggyup

        WTF are you talking about? 3 years of weak hands on Woodrow? Sounds like a Brown or Penn loser. Hey, Cramer is an irrelevant touchhole, get over it.

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        • drummerboy

          get over what, i been banking coin on lumber for over 3 years, 173%-returns respectivley ! show me anyone that hangs here,that has ever considered lumber or mentioned it,till i opened my mouth.

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  12. kedzilla

    Add wnr and suncor today see you at the moon, indeud

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  13. Alvari40

    Feeling kinda sluggish the past couple of days. I feel like selling $WNR – someone talk me out of it.

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  14. JakeGint

    Dollar diving again tonight, and silver’s surging… doesn’t mean you ought not sell some…

    _______________

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    • Trading Nymph

      Dollar is hitting Nov 2009 levels, if that is taken out we are going to 2008 support. I really wish the Fed would be shut down, but nope….

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      • alphadawgg

        Little chance of shutting down the Fed or the system itself. Methinks we are on the path to eventually losing reserve currency status for the greenback. It will take some time for that to happen, but once it does, our markets will be more than homo hammered, and life will never be the same in the good ol’ USA.

        It is obvious (for they have even said) that China is moving away from holding reserves in $USD. But rather than doing the tres gauche act of dumping dollars, China is buying hard assets in the form of energy and mining companies with those dollars—a very clever way to get around the wrath of Obama (who appears to be clueless as well as spineless).

        Stay with the gold and silver, per GintAmerica.

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        • go2mars

          They are also buying silver, gold, copper as PM (like in old timey fantasy novels to be Chinese money if need be), and stockpiling oil, uranium, whatever they can get.

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  15. charlie

    No shot at SOTY 2011 you say? Everything has a price, derelict. Indeed, I’ve run up egregious Glenfiddich 40yr tabs at ap$REEs-ski with Mike Coffman.

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  16. Juiceyfruit

    The Coming Big California Earthquake

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  17. Juiceyfruit

    http://geology.com/san-andreas-fault/

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  18. Bullish

    Looks like another Monster day. Boo ya skee daddy.

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  19. Raule

    Are we clown raping shorts today? I need some club money.

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