April fools day suckers. America ain’t got no damn jobs. However, futures are up anyway and people are snorting long lines of cocaine off unemployment checks.
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WINNING!!!!
fucking got me!
wondering what you were smokin’ yesterday. unemployment rate down to 8.8%. What a Joke. Justifiably 16% UNDERemployed which is all that matters in this marketing ploy by the guvment.
I can’t take you seriously with that assatar
that’s the only reason i read his comment
wow. Cute.
The Parker House in Boston used to serve roll like that. Hence their name. Duh.
P.S. They too got stale over time.
assatar validates my existence
Lol. I shall soon be the new fed chief. Better than qe3 is my plan.
Cocaine in manhattan
No cocaine in chicago
Wealth effect + no inflation
Simple
If everyone started corn-picking, we could very well be adding 1 million jobs a month. The Fly will lord over us all from his big house.
Big house = Corn Palace. Fly is moving to the Midwest in order to be closer to his stash.
The only April Fools out there are the ones playing April Fool – take a bow, Monsieur de la Dokteur de la Miserables de la Fly
Beat this: 1 hour ago I had a stone serious talk with my gf about how I banged 2 strippers last week and got herpes
In this country, that won’t be topped today
I have a bruised cheek as a result
you lived the dream…or dreamed you lived the dream i guess
Yes, breakfast cooked by a contrite girl, who failed to realize the day and punched me, is the shit. Thank you, thank you, thank you all very much
>checklist bows<
That was pretty foolish of you. She is goanna interpret the prank as having some far fetch meaning then hit you with a frying pan, or screw someone (whatever comes to her mind first).
That’s a lot of de la
Three feet high…and rising
Jennifer oh jenny….
We are going to perforate mammaries today.
lol
I think the RUT is now heavily weighted corn.
I am heavily long scrambled eggs
From grain fed hens I imagine… Can’t waste corn on them birds anymore.
Feb. is a motherfucker to spell.
Seems like same pattern every day lately – weakness in the morning, run them up in the afternoon…must take the HFTs awhile to get the hamsters running.
Pause at 130 cental, or so
Prolly a coup hours earlier today
Spy calls melt in those pauses
Oh this has to be April Fools Day cuz everything is setting up right……Weaker China PMI’s (below estimates) Purchasing Managers Index. AND a Good NFP Non Farm Payroll. The PERFECT STORM to take down the Austrialian Dollar 29 YEAR HIGH. The Amature Hour should be up, and then everyone will realize the Fed has just lost its QE firepower. April Fools Day Bulls….boy I hope this works out and US Dollar rises out of it 76.40ish resistance.
May the dollar burn the faces off of coked up bandwagon hopping commodit groupies in most glorious fashion
That is all
Boy I hope that is the case and I am not the fool in the end.
Fed Dudley is trying to keep his NY Fed POMO buying strong…but bottomline even JPM from Markit Global PMI is getting softer http://www.markit.com/assets/en/docs/commentary/markit-economics/2011/apr/US_manufacturing_11_04_01.pdf
Posted US by mistake… Here is the linksite for Global and a bunch of other PMI’s that came out last night http://www.markiteconomics.com/MarkitFiles/Pages/PressCenter.aspx
Better Link to report http://www.markit.com/assets/en/docs/commentary/markit-economics/2011/apr/global_manufacturing_11_04_01.pdf
Load up AVGO before it is too late.
Going to the Zellwood Corn Festival and will leave with a burlap sack full of corn.
http://www.zellwoodcornfestival.com/
OMG………. lmao…….. I have been there so many times.
Later on you can hit the OBT for a burlap sack full of weed.
Good to know.
And to think I thought OBT was good only for hookers.
At least, that is what I hear.
Libyan Rebel Forces should be in charge of shit very soon.
Check out their Armed Vehicle Technology (AVT):
http://i.imgur.com/F1Dyf.png
Higher rates is good for the yield curve and will help Bank balance sheets.
Sucks for most everything else.
Liking the banks here, bought some BBT, KEY, VLY & FITB recently.
plus Ford is looking very divine in the old portfolio. Cha Ching WFT….
Gotta luv it…. lmao….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcuAw77J8_Y
Have a good weekend to the residents of King Fly………….
Portfolio is shooting up to the stratosphere right now. ROFL
All of my trades are marked in the PPT.
you work w/ this guy back then or steal his persona?
http://www.businessinsider.com/lee-munson-broker-story-the-observer-2011-4
I’ve heard the Fly likes a bell-end or two!
That is freaking funny!
In all seriousness… I just read the full article this time. This has got to be the Fly – the age matches up too (I think). Hilarious article.
Legalise that shit and start planting it like it’s making ethanol fuel.
I could power my car like fred flintstone with that pink peruvian shit…
Oh the pink shit is so good. Particularly, because you can still pummel whilst under the influence.
We could rename the dollar American flake.
I agree about the pink stuff, your teeth go numb and you only need one line. I sat down for a steak at my favorite steakhouse after a line once.
Semis trading like bad news is coming from someone soon…tablet glut related?…as soon as it hits, they’re probably buys.
Seeking Alpha has a list of stocks that are “appealing” to shorters. List is sorted by greatest change to % shares shorted from previous month. WNR is on top of the list. These shorters may not frequent the iBC.
Clearing 17.55 oughta do the trick.
What will 18 do?
None of that shit matters. Red Sox season opener today. WINNING!!!
And the Rays open tonight.
Good luck with that Crawford deal.
He will be good for the BoSox.
Trader, I’m heading down your way for a little R&R – hopefully they have the Yanks/Sox game on next weekend because I don’t want to have to suffer through Rays/WhiteSox?
Thanks TC, for years I’ve been saying how great he’d look in a Sox uniform
and best of luck to the Rays as well, natch, love Maddon (aka Junior Soprano) as a coach
Let’s have a REAL corn standard– no genetically modified corn accepted as currency. Or maybe the GMO stuff should be the currency, because you sure as shit shouldn’t be eating it. Monsanto apparently doesn’t test that stuff to see if it kills people or has properties that cause problems for farmers or others. They just throw it out on the market– but only the U.S. market, because other advanced countries won’t take it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rixyrCNVVGA
Seems the FDA only tests drugs, not food. One can throw almost any food-like product out onto the market without any tests to see if it has adverse effects. Which is to be expected, given who Obama appointed as FDA Food Safety Czar:
http://current.com/news/92009377_obama-appoints-monsanto-man-as-fda-food-safety-czar.htm
BTW, Congrats to the Fly on your stupendously correct prediction re: the jobs report! Great call!
Why is it a common denominator that all lefties are naturally math and science impaired. What exactly do you think a hybrid crop is, anyway?
Do you prepare a little voodoo ceremony before flipping the light switch on in your hovel?
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as charlie sheen says WNR
should get alot of covers here just above $18
Charlie Sheen has tigers blood and the pink stuff!
Fly give some charity,why not
That Lee Munson article was hilarious!!!! So the Fly….yet not
Day turning into a gap and crap now.
Very interesting Vid from Asian Session last night. Analyst has a very important point about Power Shortages in Tokoyo this summer .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NISYms7kEsY