iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BEHOLD: COCAINE GORILLA CLOWN RAPE RALLY

Everything was up but my airlines, which is entirely acceptable because they are hedges against my refiners. I was up again and my gains are about 12%.

In my hyper cocaine personal account, I am up 22%, mainly long WNR—leveraged to the max. I am telling you exactly what I am doing in that account because I am going to show you something spectacular. You surf the web, in search for counsel. Most have a good stories and a neatly groomed mustaches, but little personal success, zero substance. Like they say: “those who choose to teach are real dicksuckers in real life.”

“The Fly” is a man of great circumstance.

If I wanted to, I could burn this website down to the ground, fire all of my clients and live out the rest of my days in the mountainous regions of Puma Punku. How many of you goat fuckers can say that about yourselves?

“The Fly” conquers all and plants his banner into the faces of everyone, friend or foe.

Top picks: WNR, VLO, X, OXY

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65 comments

  1. Mr. Fickle

    Crickets . . .

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  2. drummerboy

    fuckin A

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  3. moolaheaven

    Go FLLYYAAYYY…

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  4. FrankWhite

    Snnnnnnooooooorrrrrtt. Yahoooooooo!

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  5. Raul

    True. Most lack the gall to burn their current life to the ground and go live in the remote. I would miss electronic markets.

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  6. shipwrecked&alone
    shipwrecked&alone

    Fly, do you still hold MPET?

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  7. Bill Johnson

    Bolivia or NYC… you my boy Fly!

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  8. Linda

    I know you stole the title but still fkn funny.

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    • The Fly

      I stole the actual phrase. But the words were indeud stolen from me. So, I just took back what was originally mine.

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      • Bullish

        I think Nintendo owns the rights to the pic for sure.

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      • checklist

        I have never heard the phrases “clown raped in pleasant afternoon trade”, or “cocaine gorilla rally” anywhere but ibc via flys blog. I would guess you could fairly claim ownership.

        “Bears Clown raped in pleasant afternoon trade” is my all time fave subject line for any blog. The imagry makes me happy

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  9. Trading Nymph

    Still a dull day….Tomorrow starts the fun on what will the NFP will show on Friday talk. For myself I have no success or subtance…but not a teacher, just a really stupid student taking a lot of notes in class…but still sucking on the test. That OZ is on cocaine steriods I think…or Flood Insurance Payments…either way, its just silly.

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    • The Fly

      Are you insane?

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    • Real Texan

      Like OBama, you are totally incoherent.

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    • Frog with Head Made from Cement
      Frog with Head Made from Cement

      Nymph?

      NFP is?

      National FootbalL Post?

      National Financial Partners?

      National Family Planning?

      OZ?

      Wizard of Oz?

      Australia?

      Organization of the Zodiac?

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    • alphadawgg

      Nymph,

      It’s ok. Pay no attention to these chaps. At least The V. King thinks you should be a tabbed blogger.

      (Disclosure: I do not have fake ‘roided out muscles, therefore, I am not The V. King)

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    • Po Pimp

      We’re not laughing with you. We’re laughing at you.

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      • Trading Nymph

        NFP…Non Farm Payroll. OZ is Australian Dollar and I am normally talking about AUD/USD. VKing’s comments are a put down to the tabbed bloggers not props to me. The Australian Dollar has been in a steady uptrend forever, just like copper. It was a dull day for me because not much in the way of economic news….Fly, the fact that I post on how much I suck is not really that insane….just kicking myself in public. And in a sense baiting others to join in the abuse…ok that is pretty insane. US Dollar has been catching support..with Good ADP’s, Monster, Challenger numbers there could be a belief that Non Farm Payroll will be good and the hawks of the Fed could get a little strength in regards to stopping the possible QE3 ….Fly asking me if I am insane, ouch..

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        • Trading Nymph

          Yeap, Australian dollar to the US Dollar hitting Multi Decade highs…cocaine steroid high.

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          • Trading Nymph

            Also, there was gossip the other day that the Australian Dollar had moved up even when copper pulled back because Australian Dollars had to be raised to make a payment for a Queensland Insurance payments…that is why I mentioned the Flooding…

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          • Bullish

            I would read your blog.

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          • The Fly

            Don’t beat yourself up Nymph.
            I just see you making the same mistakes over and over.

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          • Trading Nymph

            Fly, I know, I still continue to fight the tape and look for breaks in it…..I have been on this crazy mission to try and discover what I missed in 2008 when I was doing strictly bottomsup Fundie and was blindsided when good companies sold off hard in the first place.

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    • Geoduck

      Nymph’s research is impeccable, but when ultimately solving the formula she makes a simple mistake– like getting the polarity wrong on a single factor. This completely throws off the end result.

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  10. pm bull

    Fly, what are your thoughts on the pm’s…are you in lockstep w/ JakeG?

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  11. pm bull

    One other thing….I hope I don’t risk being banned, but when I started reading this blog you played a lot of either classical or jazz greats with some modern music thrown in…now they are almost absent. I miss your eclectic selection. What gives?

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  12. Steve The Neighbor, Jr.
    Steve The Neighbor, Jr.

    Uncle Fly. Coach Dumbrowski, my sex ed teacher, says it isn’t called a WNR but he did not mark it wrong on my sex ed test. This is because he was in the store when you were yelling at his wife several weeks ago and he is grateful. Something about Cotex and a grocery store line moving slow. He also called her a bitch.

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    • Xmas Ninja

      Sometimes when I am in Penn Station late at night fighting crime and someone yells at me and shows me his WNR I remember to respond “indeud.” It seems to calm things down.

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      • Xmas Ninja

        BTW what do you mean “I am up 22%, mainly long WNR—leveraged to the max.” That’s some heavy weenie.

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  13. George The Irish Gorilla Clown
    George The Irish Gorilla Clown

    Not funny.

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  14. TraderCaddy

    Fly. Mark this one down as a movie to see later this year.
    Margin Call.
    About a 24 hour period during the market melt down.
    Top notch actors.
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1615147/

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  15. Cheese

    Fly Guevara…..join the revolution……

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  16. keoki

    I don’t know about Puma Punku, it’s kind of high and dry, but El Bolson or Puerto Varas a bit further south is very doable

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  17. The_Last_Puma_Punkanite
    The_Last_Puma_Punkanite

    Skip Puma_P….been there done that….move to Hawaii…the other side of the Island…away from touristas…Puma_P has real Guerillas and yes they will rape you while snorting cocaine off your back…I’ve spent my youth in running shoes…time for a rocking chair on the far side…just sayin

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  18. A Monkey Alone in Puma Punku
    A Monkey Alone in Puma Punku

    Fly?…. Hello?…..(crickets)

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    • A Monkey who used to have a good thing going as the "A Monkey with a thing" act
      A Monkey who used to have a good thing going as the "A Monkey with a thing" act

      Dude have you totally taken over my “Monkey with a yadd-yadda” act?

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      • A Dude Who Likes Monkeys But Will Settle for Minkeys
        A Dude Who Likes Monkeys But Will Settle for Minkeys

        Hey, man….didn’t mean to encroach on the good thing you had going. I’ll switch to something else…like ‘Minkeys’

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  19. Insane Clown Gorilla Posse
    Insane Clown Gorilla Posse

    We (echo)…like (echo)….this (echo)….rally!! (echo)

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  20. ruggyup

    This distinguished, venerable, engaging, virile, adventure seeking vagabond has a test for nymph.

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    • Trading Nymph

      Does it involve a Cheerleader Outfit and a bottle of Vodka? lol….OK hit me with the test, I would love to be asked about an indiv stock or sector…I so miss bottoms up fundie analysis. For the Macro, OZ hit DECADES HIGH JUST NOW at 1.3219 omg

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  21. TLA Report

    NFP, just another TLA or perhaps this
    http://www.stockmarketsystemreviews.net/non-farm-report.html

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  22. Charlie Sheen

    I am retiring from stocks and movies – fuck movies. Here is how to make over $30 mill from the Pentagon no less. http://www.rollingstone.com – scroll down to Dudes and Arms by G. Lawson.

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  23. Goldie

    Fuck Chris Brown, more Jay Electronica!!

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  24. Winning

    Fuckin Fly’s got GREEN on the SCREEN today boi!

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  25. The M*nkey Schtick Stealing Dude
    The M*nkey Schtick Stealing Dude

    This site cracks me up.

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  26. munch

    Money karent buy you happiness but it CAN buy you a much higher quality of unhappiness

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  27. razorsedge

    likin price bid/ask on WNR this morn,,,,,,

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  28. razorsedge

    WINNING!

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