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Tomahawk Rally Coming

Stiff intraday reversal reattached the cocks of those who are short. Today’s dip gave them life, something to look forward to. Within my holdings, I saw 1%+ dips in my refiners, even though crack spreads were up 2.2%. However, for the most part, I was green, with gains in X, FORM, DAL and OXY closing flat. Oh, and my TER was down. Basically, today was a circle jerk type of day. It’s the sort of day that you just sit around, thinking of stuff to do and end up shooting yourself out of a cannon for fun.

Railroads were strong, as well as steel. But again, everything sort of drifted away into the bell, like a hooker in a police car.

Bottom line: we’re back at it tomorrow with new and eventful shit to discuss. Perhaps the middle east will get sucked into a giant vortex, bringing world peace to the world stage. Who knows? For now, I am sticking with a long refiners/long airlines thesis, until it loses its utility or novelty.

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29 comments

  1. Mushroomz

    Bears will be lighting up cigs in weapons factories in no time.

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    • Jakegint

      Yes, quite curious that ammo dump accidentally blowing up in Yemen, also known as Osama’s hood.

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  2. alphadawgg

    Busy week for IPOs. Market headed higher.

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    • A Rally Monkey with a Bloody Tomahawk
      A Rally Monkey with a Bloody Tomahawk

      Indeud.

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    • Quint

      Alpha, don’t buy IPOs, we’re in an Internet bubble, just ask the NYTimes – who’s stock is clearly not in a bubble.

      Also, with less than 2 months before the world ends, why bother?

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      • Bullish

        Two months? Do you have an updated Mayan calendar? According to my calc, we have at least 21 months left to party.

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        • Quint

          No, the crazy Christians are front-running the Mayans now…don’t want to miss out on a good opportunity to raise some cash from the believers.

          http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/

          Send your check, you’ll be saved too…of course they left themselves an out in case nothing happens on May 21, 2011.

          It’s good to know that end-of-world predictions are making a comeback…when I was a kid we had predictions like this every other week…I would convince my parents that I didn’t need to do my homework until the deadline past.

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  3. www.420USA.org

    wall of worry remains intact. we’ll rally the s&p 10 1330-something, then drop like a rock on April 1

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    • A Rally Monkey with a Bloody Tomahawk
      A Rally Monkey with a Bloody Tomahawk

      You’re kidding, right? I mean….April 1st? Really?

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  4. The Fly

    Today was a drifter. Like a toy boat in a kiddie pool. Nothing to worry about. Bears are retarded.

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    • Jakegint

      Like a hooker in a toyboat in a kiddie pool, you mean?

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    • Surplusdroids

      When I was a small child my father used to bet me a “finsky” that I could not say “toyboat” six times in a row very fast.
      I never won. Try it and collect off your offspring.
      😉

      I think this is how Wilbur Ross got his start.

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  5. TraderCaddy

    Ate my way through NYC this weekend:
    Burgers at The Shake Shack, Pizza in the East Village, Lox and Bagels in the Lower East Side.
    Congee, duck, mystery meat parts in Chinatown.
    Cannoli in Little Italy, pastrami on rye with plenty of pickles at Sarge’s Deli in Murray Hill, etc. etc.
    Thought I heard a counterfeiter in Chinatown ask me if I wanted to buy some CCME stock.
    Very cute when my daughter says “watch your wallet” when we were in Chinatown.
    It will now take several days to take the subway scowl off my face and start to smile in public again and to say “thank you.”

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    • Jakegint

      Pizza in the East Village — John’s?

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    • Quint

      I hope you enjoyed the urine smell on the subway platform – although much better aroma in August.

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    • Belly of the Beast
      Belly of the Beast

      I heard that people in the streets of suburbs smile and say “hello” to complete strangers !
      Is this true ?

      If you miss the food, you can bake some English Muffin Pizzas at home with a little olive oil on top of each.

      Here’s Yucko at the Masters:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erSce6rMvtc

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      • TraderCaddy

        Can’t recall the name of the pizza place, but it was a Mom and Pop (like most of them are there) and has been around for about 80 years. Very small, very dark, and had very thin crust and everything fresh (my daughter goes here).
        Had cannoli at Palermo and then Ferrera’s a couple of days later.
        Too cold for the subway to smell like urine but the guy slumped over two down from me sure did.

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  6. Prospectus

    The bearshitters won today on the way down:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMYM4zq5KBU

    But next time they will not be so lucky…

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  7. Braveflaps

    Just auditioned for Black WNR Down.

    Pray for me in the role of Crack Spreader #4.

    Ps don’t tell my mom

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  8. Goldie

    Obama to Kh-Qu-Ga-Gh-daffy.. “Your shit is now my shit”

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  9. Goldie

    “Not Illuminati but my? eyes on the money”…

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