Do not hate on “The Fly” because his life is so much better than yours. There is no future in your communist way of thinking. I strongly advice that you pray at the altar of Ronald “Mcdonald” Reagan for forgiveness.

I don’t punch clocks and I rarely work. My lifestyle is what some of you might consider “retired.” Back in the old days, I’d work like a jackass horse hybrid of some sort. However, now I just flick cigar ashes at my clients suggestions. Truth be told, I will fire each and every one of them before I die.

OPEN is taking the fuck off, despite what uninformed short sellers post on the interwebs. I knew I’d regret selling it. However, it wasn’t meant to be.

Going forward, I am smoking crack, crack spreads that is. If you are not familiar, go look it up. I am not your helper.

Spreads are up another 2.5% this morning, following yesterday’s 6% gambling spree. I am telling you now, as sure as I am sitting here, the hot money is not invested in the refiners yet.

I am hedging my large refinery bets with long positions in both DAL and LCC.

In short, the streets of Syria and everywhere in the middle east are on fire and Japan is in the process of creating Godzilla via nuclear waste. BEHOLD the splendour [sic] of the stock exchange and get some.