Just to recap what will be described many centuries from now as a “seminal day” in the stock market, I nearly depleted my cash reserves down to about 10%. I booked a stupid loss in PESI and added to a variety of names (see prior posts for details).
At the moment, I am surrounded by 35 iBC guard, all carrying black flags, with the sole purpose to rout and destroy any and all bearshitter in our way. The banner of iBC stands for winship on a magnanimous scale. Whether it be from the mathematical precision inside of The PPT or the surgical strikes taking place inside 12631, iBC reigns supreme. Aside from that, we’ve gone “full retard” into the news business, fucking with your SEO game on a very high level. Let this be a warning to you, your market share is in danger. Be sure to follow us at ibc_fn, or I will eat your bones.
In closing, there is nothing more that matters to me, at this very moment, than refinery stocks. You will bear witness to a great win, done for you in slow motion, space alien magician style.
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indeud time, ibc will crush all the interwebs, just on a mere fly-by
Why’d ya bail on PESI?
Fly when is the IPO for the website. Maybe we can go in pre IPO then take them to the cleaners for a change.
I’m down for that !
I see Schaefer City in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BOOs3EbR0w
And please add Anton as an angel investor.
Good day, Sirs.
Indeud. If friggen Huffington Post is worth $300 Million, IBC Holding Co. is worth twice that easy.
The Fly is God.
everyone knows that ariana is just soros’ with tits
I see zero hedge is drumming up a fake rumor of QE3.
They have leaned bearish since a week after 2008 lows.Go check their archives from that period.
They are picking a dangerous time to capitulate,and chase bullish QE3 rumors
And they have been EXACTLY 100% wrong on their prediction that a silver rally would crash JPM
Either these guys are complete morons, or they are engaged in some sort of bizzare reverse psychology play, which I cant figure out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6wqKb8EUxI
Now that JPM has their own licensed comex vault, and can settle shorts with themselves using SLV paper, JPM is unethically winning hard.
go2mars,
can you explain further? what do you mean settle with themselves? are they going to intentionally sell themselves silver at lower prices when the market’s offering significantly higher prices?
JPM is the custodian for SLV and the incredibly dense SLV prospectus allows custodians to partially use the silver through leases/borrowing/smelting-a-silver-dildo-and-fucking-you-with-it/etc (cf. “unallocated” silver). The conspiracy goes that JPM will use SLV silver (either shares or the bars, behind-the-scenes) to settle their silver futures (on which JPM is massively short) when longs stand for delivery. Eventually SLV will run out of silver if the longs come and pick up their silver via armored car.
JPM is a bunch of fucks, and I think the conspiracy is probably true
Never saw this movie but that scene was god damn priceless. “Never bet against a Sicilian when money is on the line.”
The line ends: “… when DEATH is on the line!”
Princess Bride, one of the wife’s faves.
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I like this action in the Naz e-mini futures market. Nice buy spike with no sellers. We go higher!
This IS a great day, everythings going full retard. I don’t think I will ever be able to enjoy half retard again
Double Retard coming soon to a market near you.
With Direxion 3X Daily Retard after that
Ok, sold my TER puts. You win.
Grande is good, but how about we get a Venti for a really big day tomorrow!
Fuck it, get a “trenta” http://fastfood.ocregister.com/2010/03/04/gulp-starbucks-testing-big-31-ounce-trenta-size/53851/
All was well in the PMs and crude until roughly 1:00 EDT when, suddenly, a sharp spike lower appeared. I called Lind-Waldock. “Any rumors of margin increases?”, I asked. “Nope”, was the reply because, of course, they didn’t know. How could they? But…someone did! Down went the metals through the close and down even further on the Globex. Then, at long last and after giving their friends plenty of time to sell, the CME issues a press release raising margin requirements on silver. What a frickin joke. Martha frickin Stewart can do a year in the hole for selling a couple of hundred shares of some bullshit stock on supposed insider info but this crap on the Comex continues unabated. Absolutely fucking sickening.
http://tfmetalsreport.blogspot.com/
OPEN tearing it up….
http://www.bespokeinvest.com/thinkbig/2011/3/24/investors-have-an-appetite-for-opentable-open.html
Prediction: Fly will get back into OPEN.
He just loves his restaurants too much to stay away.
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Stay tuned for tonight’s blog post for more…
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I almost lost money today, nearly ending my 4 weeks of god-like perfection.
but luckily, my investments in ridiculously boring oil gas and steel companies bailed me out.
Dis be da holy spirat I be tellin yall bout!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8luJfontVWc
my fav quote from a Trader about Copper in China “Overstocked, overpriced and over
soon.”
Are you saying the bounty on my head is going down?