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Acute Cirle Jerkin’

I have to run along for the remainder of the day. Something came up.

I must admit two things to you right now.

1. Sometimes it pays to have a head made from cement. Although I sold AG higher than where it’s trading now, today’s move in precious is very impressive.

2. Stocks are for asshats, once again.

Yesterday’s joyous triumph, dancing on the headstones of the bears, is all but lost. Homosexual investors (bears) are sashaying in and out of short positions today, with a good deal of flair. You must admit, it’s quite fashionable to be a bear. You get to say all sorts of outlandish things at the cocktail party, while sipping on apple martinis.

As for me, I offer nothing in return for your obedience. I am not wavering and do not give a shit about today’s tape. I have other shit on my mind. Hell, the market could lose 99% today and I’d flick cigar ashes at it, as if money was made from paper.

See you faggots later.

Top pick: DPTR

UPDATE: I played more lotto, buying 10,000 MPET $2.79ish and NGAS at .59ish.

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38 comments

  1. drummerboy

    flick cigar ashes at it. rofl. dude how bout a nasty farmers blow

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  2. franky

    Title?

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  3. A Monkey With a Silver Lining
    A Monkey With a Silver Lining

    EXK is on fire today.

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  4. iSpankLoin

    I prefer a Circle Jerk…

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    • go4mars

      Probably just an alternate phonetic spelling of “surly”. As in “Acute Surly Jerkin'”.

      ???

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  5. FrankWhite

    You left out lottery pick RAME

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  6. Trading Nymph

    Us AppleTini drinking bears imho are even more a bit of cement headed. Copper has not revisited 10,000 toone lme price of Feb and DXY appears to be holding its support level at this point. Its much harder to be a Bear, yes its fun at cocktail parties but dang hard being beaten everyday. BTW, loved the Fly Theater of waiting for NFP on the other blog.

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  7. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    NGAS is already tied to MHR … so you bot NGAS for the leverage?

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    • Frog

      What’s that in your avatar, TH, the road runner sitting on a red magic carpet?

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      • Circle Jerkin' Frog with Head Made from Cement
        Circle Jerkin' Frog with Head Made from Cement

        I mean Wile E Coyote

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        • Teahouse On The Tracks
          Teahouse On The Tracks

          Trying to stay aloft over the Persian Gulf … Acme didn’t have an affordable time machine like Fly’s.

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  8. Jakegint

    Hell, the market could lose 99% today and I’d flick cigar ashes at it, as if money was made from paper.

    Nice irony, Tai Pan.

    _______

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  9. Jakegint

    Hey, look on the bright side.

    At least the silver bears are taking it on the noggin with the homo hammer, right?

    ________

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    • TraderCaddy

      NEM,ABX,AEM leading a fade in the PM equities.
      Don’t like it-opposite of yesterday when they held up relatively well notwithstanding the $20 drop in gold.

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  10. Yabollox

    Oppenheimer raises BORN target to $16.5??!?!

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  11. Quint

    What? No Friday afternoon rally?

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    • Real Texan

      1500 hour rally, right on schedule

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      • Quint

        Fund managers come in blazing…gotta get that mutual fund money sent in over the weekend…don’t let the retail guy think anything is wrong with the market.

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    • Frog with Head Made from Cement
      Frog with Head Made from Cement

      Here it comes now?

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  12. Frog with Head Made from Cement
    Frog with Head Made from Cement

    You beat me to it, Real Texan, LOL.

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  13. Frog with Head Made from Cement
    Frog with Head Made from Cement

    Whoops. Rally not doing so hot now. Crude rising.

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  14. Quint

    Mama always said, “good things come to those that wait”….cocktail, please!

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  15. TMoe

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110304/ap_on_re_as/as_india_executive_killed

    Right in twoooooo .. . .

    Angels on the sideline again.
    Benched along with patience and reason.
    Angels on the sideline again
    Wondering when this tug of war will end.

    Cut it all right in two
    RIGHT IN TWO!

    Right in two…

    MJK

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    • Quint

      After reading that story, I’ve got a new-found respect for India. Can you imagine that in this country? If you fire people, they are going to come after you and kill you. CEOs beware.

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  16. TraderCaddy

    Mr. Fly. Todays Barron’s has an interview with somebody from Muddy Waters talking about bearish bets on Chinese reverse mergers.

    http://online.barrons.com/article/SB50001424052970204309104576172493298380726.html?mod=BOL_hpp_mag

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    • drummerboy

      nobody hates #3 more than peeps that used to sell guitars as a living,including drummers that used to sell guitars for a living to. dont get me wrong,i love the zep…………….

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    • Stranger than fiction
      Stranger than fiction

      Rock ‘n’ Roll … African American music best interpreted by teenage British boys.

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  17. Frog with Head Made from Cement
    Frog with Head Made from Cement

    Ancient music. LOL. They don’t make it like they used to. You must be more than the supposed 47-1/2 year old age limit. I guess everyone has stopped obsessing about how old they are & what that means. Just as well, LOL. We can discover other things to do with our time. Spring is coming, with better weather and new activities.

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    • drummerboy

      hell yea,i’m gonna grow the first 100 dollar tomatoe

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  18. JTU

    Silver outlook for next week;

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et02g9OQ-LM

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