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SURPRISE: Winship

Futures are “going HAM” on the bears this morning. You haters don’t have a wooden leg to stand on here. We’re going up despite reason. Never try to convince a madman to vote democratically, for he is accustomed to stabbing people in the head for loose change.

BORN reported earnings, better than expected (.41 vs .38) They beat on revenue and have guided earnings above expectations to $1.67. Well, get your fucking calculators handy, ’cause this bitch is trading 7x earnings, while getting red Chinese drunk in the process. Dare I say this stock is worth at least $25? I mean, if this was an American company, there is no way it would be trading at $12.

I anticipate to make a great deal of money today, even though I have a 25% cash position. I sense the snowball rolling downhill, picking up mass and speed. Before you know it, an avalanche of buyers are in this bitch, overwhelming and clowning the shorts into submission.

Best ideas: retail. Look towards PSUN and ARO for starters.

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7 comments

  1. mrkcbill

    > than surprise butsex

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  2. Quint

    Let’s hope those futures hold better than they did on Tuesday…a camel sneezes and oil will be up $5 and gold up $25.

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  3. Dan

    Why isn’t BORN in the 13’s damn it!

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  4. Dan

    Why isn’t BORN in the 13’s damn it!

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  5. FIG

    I am not surprised by your winship any longer, senior tropicana.

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  6. TheV.King

    LMLP…touched 5.95

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  7. Tx Slave Trader

    Senor, you couldn’t be any more money….you’re so fuckin money….this BORN pick is hot shit.

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