The Ultimate Surprise

No, I am not talking about Libyan “Jack in the boxes” where Rommel era anti-aircraft guns pop out of ambulances, firing away at protesters. The “ultimate surprise” cannot be discussed, since if it was, it wouldn’t be much of a surprise, would it? Stop trying to figure it out and don’t be coy with your fucking comments. Just know, there is a surprise and it is lying in the tall grass, waiting for an opportunity where it will present itself, not so much different than a famished lion dressed in formal evening wear.

As for me, being that I am in possession of this “ultimate surprise,” I shall keep it under my top hat. Thank you very much.

Futures are spiking this morning, based upon the whims of many. Only a select few of you are stubborn to the point where you are now inflicting severe and punitive financial damage to your families. How do you feel about that, by the way?

I’m thinking about shuffling the deck a little, buying into retail. Separate from that, I am looking to buy into beaten down royalty giant DLB, based upon the idea that sound, in the literal sense, isn’t going away. Some jackass at Goldman has been pissing on the heads of DLB, based upon iPad sales leading to the demise of the laptop. He’s a dick and I feel the recent tragedy in the share price decline of DLB is an opportunity.

In other news, I like OPEN here for the $100 roll. Aside from that fact that they own Top Table in Europe, if you look at your Tripadvisor.com and Yelp.com apps, you can now book restaurant reservations via OPEN. This was not the case just a few weeks or months ago (who knows, really?). And, if you are unaware as top the size of those two sites: this is huge for the company. Trust in that and it’s going higher, in my most humblest of opinions.