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Out With a Bang

God willing, Colonel Gaddafi (sp?) will be tortured and killed this weekend, allowing for the installation of a pleasant and secular Islamic regime (hello Oxymoron!). In addition, people will read many articles over the weekend regarding true wealth and how fuckers like me spend money like it’s going out of style.

As I sit here, relaxing to a sublime view of the lake, I miss throwing trash on my neighbor’s lawn. That fucker has it coming to him, all the time. Trust me when I tell you: he deserves it.

Taking a cordial gander over to my real time stream, “localed” on my ipad, I see that I am up many millions of dollars today. At some point in my life, I will decide to accept new money and establish my banner under a black flag, whereby my funds main purpose and goal will be to annihilate all others. Until that day, I remain a piker amongst whales, yet a monster amongst small midget bacteria (you).

Into the weekend, I am still long a great deal of AG, CLR, APC, BZ, EXK, BORN, NGD, MHR and OPEN, amongst several others.

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62 comments

  1. Maximus

    slow clap

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  2. pistilstamen

    Beach House…nice.

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  3. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    I have trimmed my egregious UCO holdings…I am clinging to 500 shares just in case the shit hits the fan completely.

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    • The Fly

      Why bother? 500 shares is like having a rabbitts foot on your key chain for good luck?

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      • xxxHuggieBearxxx

        its not that tiny, since it reverse split 4-1 today.

        but yeah, it is basically insurance against a sudden blow to $150/bbl oil

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  4. One Upper

    I am up 300 million dollars today. Yawn

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  5. lego my ego

    Fly, take some pictures of the scenery for us

    you don’t do anything for us anymore. not even a card on valentines day

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  6. TraderCaddy

    Oooooo.
    Obama is a tough guy.
    Kick Libya off the Human Rights Council.
    Ha Ha Ha.
    WTF is a UN Human Rights Council- like foxes in the hen house and we are funding it by the millions.

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    • uncle har

      They try to have us believe Gaddafi is being sanctioned for attacking his countrymen. Probably they are jumping on the opportunity to sanction the region with an eye to the group that takes power. Gaddafi is the perfect scapegoat after Lockerbie and shooting his own people. I think the world powers are looking beyond that. Another case of actions speak more than words. I am adding to my oil shares.

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  7. HangLow

    The Fly is putting every gay ass blog to rest. Esp. these REALLY gay “social media” trading sites. You know, the ones that scroll and rhyme with SockDixs.

    Fly, can you come up with a symbol that everyone will be required to put in front of your name (exp. $TheFly) when commenting on your site or asking you a questions? I think a picture of GOD sounds appropriate to me.

    Keep bowling on the faces of every studio gangster that invests and provides seed money into gay social media companies that focus on the financial markets. Especially anyone that does ANYTHING with charts..

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  8. SteveTheNeighbor

    “I miss throwing trash on my neighbor’s lawn. That fucker has it coming to him, all the time. Trust me when I tell you: he deserves it.”
    Apparently your neighbor on the other side (surely you didn’t mean me) read your blog and old man De Luca got mad at you and dumped last night’s pasta meal all over your front lawn. But don’t worry, Steve,Jr. caught him and although De Luca is 90 years old Steve, Jr. made him get on his hands and knees and pick it up.
    Honestly though, your dead lawn never looked better.

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  9. Rand

    I will join the crew captain! Let’s set sail for the main!

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  10. Juiceyfruit

    Take my $$$ sir. I beg of you. 8)

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  11. Vodkaholic

    what’s up with the high volume run-up near the close in BORN the past two days? short covering? maybe a sign someone has a good idea of the numbers they will report next week?

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  12. Old Man De Luca

    Hey Mr Steveduthaneighbour,

    I wazza not mad at the Fly – he told me to fertilize da lawn da way we do it in the old country – it will be a nice-a green for the summer. I guess he no tell you, but why for you had to send little Steve to do your bizness? Why for you tell him I have to pick up the pasta? And contra de costa and all things holy – why for you tell him I have to pick it all up with my anus?

    You hurt-a my pride, Mr. Steveduuthaneighbour, very much you hurt-a my pride.

    But also hurt-a my anus.

    Next time, the July 4 picnic, I am thinking no rotini – except maybe for you.

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    • Old Man De Luca

      PS I tell-a the Fly and he try to come home to see you, but now he cannot-a find-a the way out:

      http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9WXmjecFZLI/SxQg8M4FINI/AAAAAAAADPo/PGtJkNPCgB0/s1600/24greed.jpg

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    • SteveTheNeighbor

      Sorry Mr. De Luca. Steve, Jr. didn’t know that Fly wanted you to fertilize his lawn. I guess that explains why Fly’s illegal Mexican gardeners were defecating on his lawn all day. By the way, did you read what Fly wrote about you?

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      • Old Man De Luca

        No, no , no – that is Mexican poop dance. That is different thing altogether. They start on my lawn but I send them to Fly not for fertilize but for stinky joke and make funny.

        And I cannot-a find the message from Fly – please to post again and I will get my son Antonio for to read because I never learn de Inglese.

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  13. go2mars

    Fly: Thanks for that little music video you filmed in the backwoods of NC.

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  14. Quint

    Markup day didn’t disappoint, coming thru exactly as I expected, jamming up names on no news and light volume.

    The real test comes Monday when I think we have a 50/50 chance of giving this all back. If we hold these gains on Monday, then we have a chance of making new highs. If we drop 1% on Monday, look out below.

    Enjoy the weekend.

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  15. Dinosaur Trader

    Nice song, Fly.

    Always nice when you show your true colors.

    -DT

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  16. TheArtist

    Lake? Let me guess, Lake Norman? Badin? High Rock, or Jordan.

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    • TraderCadddy

      Hey. I have been to Lake Norman several times.
      Super nice area.
      I took my son to play at various tournaments at The Peninsula Club.
      Very hoity toity.
      I saw plenty of NASCAR trailers in the area.
      Plus my daughter took some summer classes at nearby Davidson College.

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  17. Mortimer

    The dude in this video was the guy who was smoking in Fly’s hotel room…geez, I hope they cleaned the sheets.

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    • ruggyup

      I hope they burned the fucking place down with the dude in it. Those assholes couldn’t even fill out an application for film school let alone get in or flunk out. Unrageous.

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      • Belly of the Beast
        Belly of the Beast

        Painted on the wall in the video is 115 Division Place in the 90 pct of Williamsburg, not that I pay attention to such.

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        • Frog Sidelining Cash
          Frog Sidelining Cash

          What kind of place is that? I don’t live near there. Also, does someone know, is this video about something?

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          • Belly of the Beast
            Belly of the Beast

            That’s a factory section of Brooklyn, NY where they charge the hipsters $2500 for 900 sq feet with nighttime crime on the street in front, forget about parking a car or bicycle. They could do much better a mile away, but they want the “L” train to be cool……… Mario is still the best mechanic in the city over there, though.

            The video could be interpreted as a “different” individual ostracized until they eat the sandwhich out of his stomach, but he poisons them with magic stomach juice, the moral of the story being …….

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          • Jakegint

            V-King’s favourite Samauri used to live in that part of W’burg.

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  18. JTU

    Very moving and uplifting video. I was crying like a little girl all the way through it!

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  19. GYSC

    How can one go out with a bang with a dickless torso??

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  20. Colonel von Ryan

    Do like my parents – buy your own lake. No neighbors. Shoot stray dogs at will. Keeps the nerves sharp. He also has his own road about 1/2 mile long so if an unannounced visitor turns onto it and comes toward the house they are fair game, just like the stray dogs. After 30 years of rubbing elbows with assholes everyone deserves that lifestyle..

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  21. Goldie

    Yeah really.. What the fuck is the right way to spell that crazy Libyan’s name?

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    • Jakegint

      Doesn’t really matter, as it’s all phonetic (they use arabic lettering, which only translates phonetically).

      Just like when Mao Tse Tung went to Mao Zedong when I was in high school. What a pain in the ass.

      ____________

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  22. Biff Uppington

    Fly… I have a small cottage near your property in NC. If the lions escape their enclosures don’t panic. They are “semi” tame and will not attack unless provoked. By provoked I mean being closer than 1000 meters. The tranq gun is in the hollowed out oak tree by the creek.

    Gook Luck,
    Your occasional neighbor
    Biff Uppington

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  23. Cascadian

    We didn’t even get a decent correction out of that little pullback. And some folks thought the sky was falling.

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  24. Frog Sidelining Cash
    Frog Sidelining Cash

    North Carolina is a pretty place. I have visited there. People have a “pig pickin” there, where they cook a big pig in a great big outside roaster, and everyone has some of it to eat.

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    • Jakegint

      Yeah, they are known for their specific “Carolina barbecue,” not to be confused w. the Memphica Barbecue which is all red sauce.

      Cahlina bbq is less messy.

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      • Thunderpup

        Memphis Rendevous can’t be beat (except see below), they’re dry as opposed to wet or muddy.

        The Carolina stuff I had (NC) was some kind of boiled, spiceless, sauceless concoction and awful. Never tried any other Carolina after that.

        So I got my own steel smoker – better than Rendevous…mmmmm.

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  25. discoordinated

    APA, CBS, KMP

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  26. TMoe

    Interested to see how the OPEN trade plays out. Holding some April 80 puts so I guess I’m on the other side. How much longer do these high beta names have to run??

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  27. ruggyup

    Let’s have some clarity here. Back in the day, the lads built a wood fire in a shallow pit dug in the backyard, set up a manually turned spit, mounted el pig(large?, small?, whatever), basted the beast with a corn broom lathered in sauce, and took turns on the spit handle. The process projected to about 18 hours of sloooooow cooking. Now the deeply browned, also known as burned, skin could be picked off in pieces and devoured ravenously. They were crackl’ns, lads. Crackl’ns. By this time so much beer and whiskey had been consumed no one knew the time of day or night, nor cared. And that boys and girls was Woodstock, NY before the big hoedown down at the farm. Now, in Central Florida they think a big deal is “Sonny’s Real Pit Barbecue”. Barf!

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  28. Natty Gas stocks moving
    Natty Gas stocks moving

    GMXR looking to roll out…

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    • Carsony

      Gmxr is trick bag in my oppion. Why bother buying that when there are so many natty gas stock ripe for picking, that are better quality, and less likely to punch you in the face.
      Just saying….many of us got burn on SD by getting out right after the recent merger, and it has more than doubled. Those little garnade stocks are hard to time.

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  29. tform

    Fly – how did you initially make your funds up to your current account size? How did you earn/inherit it?

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    • Jakegint

      He earned every penny. But the account he references above is a small hedge fund, for want of a better description.

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      • tform

        Even earning it, It’s hard to go from $0 to millions though with even most jobs purely with his type of returns.

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  30. Jakegint

    … yet a monster amongst small midget bacteria (you).

    I dub thee … “Paramecium!”

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  31. Carsony

    I want in on a oil play but the last 4 months
    the good ones have made monster moves…?

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  32. Frog Sidelining Cash
    Frog Sidelining Cash

    Here’s something to tickle your funny bone.

    First Annual Ag Stock Market Academy Award Nominees

    http://takemystockplease.com/?p=1055

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  33. JTU

    Blythe explains her motives behind manipulation of gold and silver prices

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FGVtJRWP6k

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    • Frog Sidelining Cash
      Frog Sidelining Cash

      Who is this Troyd Ferguson (at about 6:33 on the video) that the video is apparently an advertisement for? Or some name like that. Of course, probably no one knows him. If anyone ever heard of him, he would not need to make this video to advertise himself.

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  34. Frog Sidelining Cash
    Frog Sidelining Cash

    Oh, LOL, it’s some blogger named Turd Ferguson, LOL, issuing turds of stock advice I guess. Sure never heard of him, perhaps for good reason.

    http://tfmetalsreport.blogspot.com/

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  35. Along The Watchtower
    Along The Watchtower

    Turd Ferguson runs a website called “Along The Watchtower”.
    He talks alot about silver.

    http://tfmetalsreport.blogspot.com/

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