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Ooooh, Scary

Pardon my absence; I’ve been busy napping. It’s a lifestyle change that all should follow. Very simply, at 9:30am go buy $7 million worth of OEX calls, then go take a nap. By the time you wake up, that $7mill will be worth anywhere from $9-12 mill: INSTANT WINSHIP. It’s called “sleeping while working”: and it’s the way of the future.

Tired of busting your ass at the old steel mill? No problem. Go borrow $7 million from your local bank aka “asshattery” and chuck it into the market. Fuck Peter Lynch and Warren Buffet: sleeping while working is the only way to live. I suggest you try it sometime.

In other news, ag stocks are getting smashed today, taking down my AGU and MOS. It’s profit taking, nothing more, nothing less. However, strength in precious metals is lending, mind you, profits for my pocket. My NGD and EXK concoction is paying off in spades, whatever the fuck that means. Aside from KEG and VCLK, my holdings are down. Total draw-down, thusly: 0.5%.

Off to drink several cups of coffee.

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25 comments

  1. dishobgyn

    FIG
    OUCH, bough some chinese loto
    DANG and YOKU

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  2. JTU

    About time we heard from you!

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  3. Pete

    DANG,(Get it?) lol
    DANG look at those AGS. When they pullback they dont do it lightly. Already got screwed on that MOS news before and I didnt re-enter the sector since then.

    Depending on which sectors your in the pain can be alot to little. Being diversified in this market is a must. Being in one sector chasing momo’s that were working yesterday day hurt today.

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  4. One Upper

    I am quite sorry for the little dippy poo in the markets. Just for the heck of it I sold some stock today out of boredom. Please let me know if you wish for the markets to go up or down. OU

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  5. TheV.King

    Wow Fly you really LMLP’ed the market….

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  6. checklist

    thats what I do all the time. Its a really nice day

    1. Get up,
    2. take the kid to school,
    3. hint that the girlfriend could possibly go away for a day or two as I have to work on a big project,
    4. check futures, watch the open for 10-20 minutes, look at anything I’m holding for a huge move,
    5. brew up some coffee and have a bit, because caffeine always makes me nappy, not sleepy like for 8 hours, but nappy for like 2
    6. nap, blanket completely over my head
    7. wake up, have another cup of coffee out of the keurig
    8. read the blogs on a few sites and crap out a few comments, often with no sbustance
    9. run some stairs
    10. wish I still smoked
    11. get really bored
    12. watch the market close and read said few blog sites again to see what everybody was saying

    I can’t say its as good as having a hard-wired goal to work on, but lord it pays well

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    • checklist

      if it was summer “driving around in one of my cars” would be step 3 (bumping others down), 8 (bump), and 12

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      • TheV.King

        When do make time for kick backs and leg extensions?

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        • checklist

          evenings after getting the kid from school, so that he can watch me exercise and I can be a bit of a better example. I have a weight room, modestly equipped, in my house. Just started using it in early October and got my 3rd set of bench up from 155 to 195, which is a most satisfying improvement.

          I don’t dig leg extensions all that much however, my preference is squats + straight(ish) leg dead lifts, but as I lack a squat rack I opt for dumbell-in-hand lunges.

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          • checklist

            and its after dark my brain wakes up, and I do actual work on markets (although I don’t always, as for the most part I think its done)

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      • Mr. Cain Thaler

        Personally, I only take steps measured in 3, 5, and 7.

        5 and 7 of yours have coffee, so I guess that works for me.

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        • SteveTheNeighbor

          My day:
          1. Wake up about 5AM.
          2. Check the front lawn for empty beer cans thrown by Neighbor Fly.
          3.Get Steve, Jr. off to school.
          4. Yell at Fly’s illegal gardeners to sop urinating on the side lawn.
          5.Check the employment ads.
          6. Watch The View.
          7.Nap.
          8.Watch Oprah.
          9.Tell the Process Server that nobody named Fly lives in the area.
          10.Greet Steve, Jr. and make dinner.

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          • checklist

            not a bad day…

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          • TheV.King

            I’ve gotten a 100 or so e-mails asking the V.Kings day…

            Part 1 (The Open)

            1. Put eye drops in since the V.King does not sleep or blink…
            2. Hit the weight room…with my fist
            3. depends on the day but lift …rest …lift … until the fire dept shows up
            4. 100 grams of whey protien
            5. cardio
            6. shower
            7. call my banker yelling trades while LL Cool J’s “Momma’s gonna knock you out” blares into the receiver
            8. wake up my children for breakfast ( 6am )
            9. sit in the garden room for an hour
            10. check my bloomberg … then some porn
            11. journal
            12. into the office, check the V.King accounts and move some chips into or outta the market…
            Get ready for the bell…V.King style …

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          • checklist

            omg, i loved that song in high school

            you may consider moving on to something like “y’all gonna make me lose my mind, etc.”

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        • checklist

          driving around in the summer also involves coffee

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  7. DrBigBoss

    you feeling luck with BORN later?!

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  8. tgarfield

    At what point are you going to start buying the fuck out of this market?

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  9. MOFO

    “In other news, ag stocks are getting smashed today, taking down my AGU and MOS. It’s profit taking, nothing more, nothing less. ”

    I think this has more to do with it…dumbass:
    – Bloomberg article suggesting India may pay a max price of $390/tonne starting April 1 led by Int’l Potash Co..
    – a price below China and below $400/t would likely be viewed as negative for the sector.

    You’re welcome

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  10. One Upper

    I only drink coffee made from the beans of the endangered amazonian coffee plant. It does kill the plant harvesting the beans, but I am willing to wipe out a species for a good cup of joe. C’est la vie

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  11. Trading_Nymph

    Fly is normally awake during Asia and Europe Session….I actually wondered at times, if Fly ever sleeps, darn junkie.

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