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Another 1% Please

As I embark upon 8% YTD gains, I find myself somewhat satisfied with the current order of things. The money is rolling in and my enemies have been forced underground, to live like rats. For what it’s worth, all of my predictions have come true, thus far, and my battle ax is still very sharp.

The inflation story is still front and center. However, there are other avenues to make money. I like internet advertising, via VCLK. I like Chinese whiskey, via BORN. And, I even like the semis, via FORM and MCHP.

The downside to runaway markets is the lack of drama. There is nothing to sound alarms over or get riled up about, since everything is absolutely, positively perfect. Feel free to get inebriated, then buy stocks. Act like a complete jackass. Don’t worry. You’re making money and no one can stop you. Get yourself a good attorney and accountant and burn the fucking city down. Arson is only a crime if they can prove it. Start a fucking revolution.

Not happy with BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA?

No problemo. Get some friends together and start a facebook page to overthrow the government. Who gives a shit? I am sure you can find many reasons to boot him out of office. Plus, it gives you something to do.

As for me: I’ll be eating $200 hamburgers and $500 boxes of chocolates today, while guzzling my favorite champagnes. BEHOLD: The New Gilded Era is Upon Us! Are you rich enough to participate or will you be spitting in my soup?

Chillax (second most annoying form of goodbye, next to ciao).

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31 comments

  1. A Monkey With A Radioactive Fiber Optic and Photovoltaic Schlong
    A Monkey With A Radioactive Fiber Optic and Photovoltaic Schlong

    First!

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  2. FrankWhite

    JDSU now in the gap, clear sailing to the old highs at 1100!

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  3. ya right

    Somehow you manage to squeak out 1% gains every day while the market is barely positive. this also happening while you are pretty conservative in position allocations by most standards.

    even when BORN; one of your largest positions is negative

    congrats anyway

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  4. Bullish

    $200 hamburger? Weird because mine was just $5.95 as it is every Monday, plus it had bacon and cheese. Taste damn good too.

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    • wilmer

      He was paying for the tomato.

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    • checklist

      curse you. ever since I decided I didn’t want to get fat and started excercising, I have been cheeseburger free.

      I have lost 17 pounds since oct 1, though.

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      • Bullish

        That is very very ironic considering I have now gained 17lbs since Jan ’10. I am on a five cheeseburger a week minimum diet, along with V.King style workouts (minus the Ford Sedan deadlifting).

        Cheeseburgers are good for your health. But I’m not a doctor.

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  5. Jakegint

    Chillax (second most annoying form of goodbye, next to ciao).

    Oh, I am most respectfully DISAGREUUUUUUD.

    Chillax is “Liberace ghey,” to quote a disgruntled coffee consumer.

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    • go2mars

      And I must disagree. It’s a late 80’s way to say “calm down”. And it’s still hip. Just like Vanilla Ice haircuts.

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      • Jakegint

        The Late Eighties were Miami Vice Liberace Ghey, too.

        Think DeBarge.

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        • POMO Momo Homo

          OK, that’s a hivemindfuck right there. For reasons I will never suss, I had Debarge’s “Rhythym of the Night” stuck in my head while I was out hiking and trying to enjoy myself yesterday–most annoying.

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  6. SteveTheNeighbor

    Very exciting day at the Steve house. Steve, Jr. just came home from school and he got a Valentine from a nice shiksa name Betty who is in his AP Trig. class. He was happy because his friend, Fly,Jr., had close to a dozen Valentines by noon. The ladies love Fly, Jr. Must get that from his Father Fly. Steve and Mrs. Steve will be having a romantic dinner of brisket and kreplach along with a can of Dr. Browns Cel-Ray. Dessert will be Mogan David wine and some rugelach. We will save some for you Fly. After dinner is when the fun starts. We will watch Antique Roadshow on PBS and then…. Well you guessed it. Matzoh Ball Bingo with some Leonard Cohen music.
    Happy Valentine’s Day.

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    • checklist

      leonard cohen music is a nice touch there, man. the darker, deeper voiced version of “hallelujah” is one of my all timers

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      • the Bull

        You celebrate SAINT Valentine’s Day there Steve? Hmmm…interesting.

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        • Aristotle

          He’s also know as Rabbi Saul Valentinowitz

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        • SteveTheNeighbor

          Yes. Steve is a lover and enjoys romancing Mrs. Steve no matter the occasion and besides it is a good excuse to nosh on brisket.

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          • drummerboy

            now maybe steve can tell us all why it is, that all jewish women close their eyes during sex…………………cause they don’t want to see their husbands having a good time…………

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  7. Raule

    Watch the performance of the IBM robot on Jeopardy closely for signs of a robot uprising/nuclear detonation.

    Our only hope may be Ken Jennings.

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  8. checklist

    oooh, smashing pumpkins. nice.

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  9. let me get that for you
    let me get that for you

    ADM another 52wk high

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  10. carsony

    20% gain so far with tex.. thanks for the lead on that one fly.

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  11. Gilded Era Frog

    I guess there may be a day some day when it doesn’t pay to buy the morning dip. Maybe we shouldn’t hold our breaths waiting for it though.

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  12. BigSwingingDick

    500% gain on FTK so far – thanks for the idea, Fly.

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  13. Jakegint

    Anyone play any AAU basketball today?

    😉

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