iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Shut Up You

So what MOTR is up this morning. The stock broke below a plane I had in mind. It sucks that I had to take a loss; but it could be sitting at $15 now with a different press release. In general, you asshats need to go fuck yourselves and quit being so concerned with me. You’re better off playing with some dynamite sticks, inside of a refinery, than wasting energy thinking about me.

Feel free to come to iBC and throw oatmeal and meatloaf around. Sure, everyone does it. However, do not be surprised when I track you down, like the pigs that you are, and punch your eyebrows off.

Two ipo’s coming public today, DMD and NLSN. I have zero interest in NLSN; but I do like DMD. They own that website, along with many others, ehow.com. The only publicly traded company similar to their retarded advertising business model is MCHX. I believe DMD makes more than 20% of its revenue off GOOG ads. So, it’s basically sucking off the tit of GOOG.

The market is set to open flat today. I expect very little volatility into today’s Fed announcement. With regards to the Fed decision, I am expecting no change in rates, with identical jargon as last month. The economy is improving but downside risks still exist, so they must keep rates at nothing forever, yadda, yadda, yaddda.

I never trade Fed days. And if I do, I like to trade it after 3pm. There is ALWAYS an initial head fake. As a matter of fact, I may go take a nap right now, in order to go back into my dreamworld, where I am Emperor of Mongolia, circa 1200, throwing swords at people’s faces for leisure.

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13 comments

  1. Grammar Police

    ” The stocks broke below a plane I had in mind”

    “However, do nor be surprised”

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  2. 4fl3x

    Never… Starting … Now!

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  3. Scam

    temporary bounce

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  4. HuggieBear

    i need to get my mojo back

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  5. FIG

    If we go up slowly from here, which it looks like we are doing… Then I give up on the short side and follow you from now on simply going long forever.

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  6. rookie

    google has nice big tits though… oil inventory report was bearish and we are going down to 82. double top bitches. looks like a similar pattern on the spy? hmmmmmmm…

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  7. Jason

    Reverse of past week or so. Dow weak, small caps, strong. Fake, shake and bake.

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  8. JakeGint

    You’re better off playing with some dynamite sticks, inside of a refinery, than wasting energy thinking about me.

    This asshat is taking it to the next level. Stealing my name to razz you. Please make sure he/she is flushed permanently. Stealing names is a cereal no-no.

    ______

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  9. Aristotle

    “So, it’s basically sucking off the tit of GOOG.”

    Many of your readers are known to suck off the tit of the Fly!

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  10. GR8Trade

    MOTR low July 6.55 and high Nov 31.95……guess what the 61.8% fib retrace is… 16.46…. so that 16.50 support and major bounce was just a coincidence….right?

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