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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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DOW 12,000!!!

Fuck yeah!!! America is back and doing shit BIG again!!!

NOTE: using more than 2 exclamation points at the end of any sentence or phrase is said to be a sign of mental instability.

Back to my nap. Here is some good old fashioned celebratory music, for you Dow 12,000 lovers.

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51 comments

  1. jeff

    GIF!

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  2. Charles

    For sure the only investment blog with Red Cafe featured on it. You rock Fly.

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  3. WTF

    Bulish, please pour hot coffee from your new mug into the nearest bearhole.

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  4. Po Pimp

    Could the title of the song be an omen for what is about to happen now that we cracked 12K?

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  5. 401ker

    MOTR…arrrggh

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  6. Po Pimp

    The fun of having a combination big cash balance and a bunch of asshole stocks in the portfolio. As the market is once again ripping tits off the bears my account is up a whopping $12. There are no missing zeroes in that figure.

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    • JakeGint

      Just shows you that the market is falling apart underneath the larger names. This is an appropriate signal.

      “GTFO”

      Your cash balances will come in handy soon.

      ____

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  7. J

    Good to see Uncle Sam back in business. I told you fuckers for years not to underestimate the good ol’ USA and now look at it.

    The usual suspects – the owners of hate sites like Zero hedge and Naked Capitalism are going to get thrown into padded cells before this shit’s over. Fuck’em, they’ve cost people tons of money reading their doomsday porn.

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    • robby_pvb

      right. things are so good. country with aircraft carries and fighting wars must borrow massive amounts from china to pay bills. but by jingo you can keep up your jingoistic feel good proud bullshit and say everything is OK and go back to watching ‘reality’ TV at night and say ‘God Bless America’. time for your Count Choclua fix; what do you weigh, 350 pounds?

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      • WTF

        robby, for fuck’s sake, usa don’t need china to spend their own currency! if chinese want to hold greenbacks, it’s their decision. however they could direct these cash reserves into their own economy for productive use. but, probably, they need them to keep yuan pegged low.

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        • J

          Robby:

          The US is getting back on it’s feet. You may not like it, but that’s the facts. Unemployment is going to stay high for a while because the fuckers that were laid off or at least the large rump of them were involved in the building industry and its ancillaries. That isn’t coming back soon hence the high level of jobless.

          The economy is going to grow at a decent clip this year, so stop whining.

          As for the deficit. It could be fixed tomorrow. There’s a startling amount of fat in the US budget and you could cut $800 billion without raising a sweat.

          The US is a freaking rich country.

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          • FIG

            Yes the US is a rich country, but its population is getting poorer and poorer. As long as unemployment stays high (which it will for a long, long time), there will be no real recovery.

            Ben is doing a great job of lending money for free, thus making it look like we have a recovery. There however has been and will be no recovery.

            This does not mean that stock won’t continue to rise. They will rise constantly without stop, as Fly has pointed out.

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          • J

            FIG:

            Don’t worry about the interest rate level. The Fed is targeting nominal GDP now and that’s a good thing. It should have done that in 08 and we would not have had this mess.

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          • Trading_Nymph

            J…If US is getting on its feet, how come Conf Call after Conf Call talks about how slow USA is in sales and how Amazing Asia is in sales, breaking records!!! I saw the same pattern in 2997, but that was USA bad, ROW great. Also, if we are doing so great why does Fed have to be in almost everyday buying Treasuries…btw, No POMO today…which is rare these days.

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          • Trading_Nymph

            lol….2007 not 2997…now I am even mispelling numbers…I really have to proofread….I am watching Roubini on Bloomberg right now…double tasking like always

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          • go2mars

            Not constantly rising. Accelerating.

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          • drummerboy

            the us is a freakin rich country,the only riches that the “good ol usa: has left anymore are its natural resources, of which god has blessed. the only thing not blessed in this country are it’s inhabitants.worthless motherfuckers making things more worthless

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          • Huh?

            “How the US is going to finance a national debt of $13.9 trillion?
            (some say the real debt is over $50 trillion).

            The fact is that we now BORROW just to pay the interest on the national debt. Treasury is moving the debt to ever-shorter maturities, hoping that the current zero interest rates on short debt will ease the situation. But with bonds sinking, rates are now rising, so what’s the answer?
            The answer is that we’re eating ourselves up alive through compounding interest on our debt.

            There’s only one way out that I can think of. The dollar amount of our national debt stays the same. But the item that we pay the debt off with — is variable, and I mean the dollar. Thus, our government hopes to pay off the carrying charges of the debt with cheaper dollars — MUCH cheaper dollars.”

            Rich Russell

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        • J

          And WTF says.

          Anyways it’s a great deal for the US. “Youse ” get all that stuff for cheap and they get greenbacks, so in the end who has the better deal? As i said, stop the whining, Robby..

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      • JakeGint

        Robbie — get a clue, Ozzie Jay is an Ozzie. Now move to France, where all is utopia, post-haste.

        ________

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    • Mr. Fickle

      What an asinine post J; even for you.

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  8. AlphaBetaBanjo

    !!!!!!!

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  9. Bulish

    My opinion: The USA needs http://www.u-s-history.com/pages/h1586.html

    My old grampa (lives in Calgary now too) was in the Tree Army in Texas. Save money on law enforcement and hand-outs by paying peanuts to the millions who would sign up to do something productive instead.

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    • J

      That’s Fascism lite B. No thanks.

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    • Yabollox

      The ol CCC from the 1930’s. Young men went to work there, got room and board, paid $30/mo of which $25 was sent home to their family.

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      • go2mars

        Was better than the alternative at the time for a lot of them! Rings true today too. But make it $800/month now or something.

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    • FIG

      Would never work today. First of all, we have mechanization. We don’t need people to do things that machines can do much better and cheaper.

      Second of all, the population is out of shape. We don’t have enough people who are in the right physical condition to do the work.

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      • go2mars

        Guess how trees are planted now days. A clue: It isn’t robots.

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      • go2mars

        Either restrict entry to those who can, or pay for performance (my preference). Tree planting is done piece-rate in the private sector already. Would make sense for public sector too (whether laying bricks, planting trees, digging stuff, bolting stuff, etc.

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    • wilmer

      Keeps them from fomenting revolution too.

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  10. WSJC

    We’ll stop short, like Frank Costanza

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  11. beef and cheese

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  12. TheV.King

    1st….always

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  13. TheV.King

    Hey DMG…should I SELL my FTK @ $7.25 or wait til $8.00 ?

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  14. MarshalN

    This reminds me of those Henry Fool posts

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  15. J Livermore

    FTK !!!! FTK !!!!!!!! FTK !!!!!!!! FTK !!!!!!!!! Thank you Mr. Le Fly Tropicana Genius !!!!!!!!!!!

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  16. Taco

    Fly,

    Some new music for yaz —
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksiUOQUXEwc&feature=related

    I can barely stand hip hop, but this I can handle…

    And yes, I am back long…

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    • Taco

      As we waitin for the sweet summertime
      Yes its so sublime
      Grab the tequila dont forget the lime
      Put your name on my bottle
      So I know youre mine

      (celebration tunage)

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  17. bountyhunter

    So fly how long do I have to wait for DOW 13k? This rally has me impatient.

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