iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Prepare for a Transformation

Very soon iBankCoin will transform into a political chanting machine, whereby untold masses will swarm for cogent political analysis. They will leave dumb sites, like Hotair and DailyKos, for the flavor of our BBQ ribs and lemon iced-T (all readers will be mailed a free serving of ribs and Iced-t). The President himself, as doomed as he is, will read iBankCoin and order “Indeud” t-shirts, for his wife and kids.

Very soon, you will see what I am talking about.

Until that happens, this is still a first tier financial powerhouse, well deserving of its rank in the most noble of financial destinations.

As you can see, the votes are in and the dollar is worthless garbage. The world spits on our dollars, because the BEARDED CLAM (our true leader) is a traitorous pig. No really, he is just experimenting on us, like some shampoo lab rats, in order to increase our export markets via currency depreciation. At any rate, stocks love when the dollar goes down, mainly because equity investors are playing softball out there, always trying to take the easy way out. Plus anyway, this nation is filled with twinkie eating hedonists, who do not have the patience to wait for an economic recovery. A great man once said “it’s better to be early and wrong, then late and right.”

I am enjoying gains in MERU, PWAV, SNIC, FORM and CHNG, and expect to make a great deal of money in several others, as America votes out the Leninists.

Finally, Chinese lotto plays are ripping. Keep your eyes on OINK, ADY, CAGC and CMFO.

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37 comments

  1. TheV.King

    28 minutes…

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  2. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    I cannot wait to serve our new Republican overlords.

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  3. shaun b

    hey fly i was here last week trying to tell you to take a look at oink..you have an amazing site..and just wanted to contribute a little..it fits all the critiria for a %200 move..im sure you will do yoru own dd on this one…..this one looks better than the others just casue its hasnt blown its wad yet like the other in the past already have(heat, fuqi, born)……very low float..just broke ipo price, and in the chineese prok industry..

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  4. Bullish

    What time does the election coverage begin? I’m excited.

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  5. mhass33

    seems like youre using the charts with these lotto picks mister fly

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    • The Fly

      I am using the power of random luck.

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      • Cascadian

        There is no higher power! Random luck rules! The Repubs will be getting a lot of random luck today.

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        • Jakegint

          Not so random, from what I saw this morning. A lot of grim-faced folks, slam dunking their ballots into the reading machine, then high fiving with knucks after-wards.

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  6. Spooky

    I went for CGA over CAGC long ago and have been wrong on it ever since!

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  7. TraderCaddy

    I have taken over and secured Cinderella’s castle in the name of the iBC Revolution and hoisted the flag.
    The wenches from the Pirates of the Caribbean are inside and now have joined the Revolution.
    Disney security is approaching with tasers (I can see them from the top of the castle).
    I have proclaimed the castle a Homosexual Opera House for traders to sashay in and out while drinking cheap beer.
    I can fight back security with the giant smoked turkey legs I have confiscated in the name of the Revolution and will use same to beat back security.
    Please advise.

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  8. TheV.King

    10 minutes…Also Fly why is Jake Gint using a Jeff Bridges Uncle Sam on his last post?

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    • Jakegint

      That picture is from about 80 years before Jeff Bridges was a gleam in the Old SubMariner’s eye.

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  9. mhass33

    FTK is gonna go ape shit to the upside one of these days soon

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  10. Cascadian

    I’m just waiting for the halloween candy to be all gone.

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  11. heaterman

    Election coverage has already begun. Here’s a live update from the backwoods of Northern Michigan.

    I just went and checked on my poll workers to see how things are going. Right now our little jurisdiction is showing about double the normal count for this time of day. They have had a waiting line at the township hall most of the morning.
    It’ll be interesting to see which party, if either, actually posts gains in this election. The general mood of folks leaving the polls here is that they are PO’d at all of them. I mean seriously PO’d. If I were an incumbent in either party I would be very scared right now. Absolutely terrified if I were a democrat

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  12. mrkcbill

    I prefer my lemonade spicy!!!

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  13. jmmpangaea

    Yes, I know I’m a communist, hate freedom, etc… (actually I’m not even American — which I’m sure is much worse), but this is pretty funny:

    http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389×9432316

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    • Jakegint

      If you frequent Democrat Underground… a site that makes Daily Kos look like the RNC’s web page, then yes, you have self-identified.

      (Not that having a name w. “Pangaea” in it doesn’t help the process).

      And to be a bit more serious, you probably don’t hate freedom, you just aren’t able to define it very well.

      Starters: “Freedom” does not equal “Free stuff.”

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      • jmmpangaea

        Pangaea was just a restaurant I went to.
        Also first time at that site, haven’t read anything else there, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it has a slant.
        “Hawaii is in Kenya.” C’mon, that’s kind of funny.

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        • Jakegint

          About as subtle as a brick to the head.

          DU is one ugly place… if you want to really get a view of the American Left’s true “self” spend an hour or two looking around.

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        • go2mars

          Yes there was some funny stuff there. Need to be able to laugh the way freedom haters do too sometimes.

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  14. drummerboy

    dem ribs come with slaw,or tator salad

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  15. TheV.King

    The House goes RED!!! But you already know that….56 seats to the Republican’s…yah hear? Go tell everyone you heard it hear first….

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