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It’s Safe to Masterbate Again

Tea Party favorite, Christine O’Donnell, major supporter of NOT beating ones meat, has been defeated by the “war hero,” Dick Blumenthal. I look forward to having men like Dick handle this nations military affairs.

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38 comments

  1. MOOBS

    Hilarious.

    Go long Astroglide!

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  2. Trading_Nymph

    OMG..I am actually first…FIG,….OK Manchin is looking to be the winner per NBC/Reuters…Looks like Senate will stay Blue… http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSWAT01471820101103

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    • The Fly

      WRONG AGAIN

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      • JakeGint

        Actually, the Littlest Witch was beaten out (no pun intended) by Amherst College Commie Coons, not by Blumenthal, who beat out the Rassler’s wife in Connecticut.

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        • Dr Fly

          I know. But this suited me better.

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          • Trading_Nymph

            Oh Moobs beat me, so your right I’m not first……for the Senate, for Reps to win they would have to take Calif and that isn’t going to happen……

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          • JakeGint

            You think Boxer is a lock then?

            She is perhaps our worst Senator, if not our worst Congressperson, now that Grayson has bitten the dust.

            You must be so proud.

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          • Trading_Nymph

            Not a fan of any politican except for Bob Dole and John McCain…..both good guys…I am just looking at the facts and how they will play out….Trivia, do you know why Bob Dole carries a Pen in his bad hand….to stop people from grabbing his hand…I was in a really bad hit and run t/a and he ended up being a great source of support during my recovery….so good guy…

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  3. chancethepug

    Kleenex futures skyrocket

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  4. SteveTheNeighbor, Jr,
    SteveTheNeighbor, Jr,

    Sarah Palin is on now. How will I ever get my calculus homework done? My parents are gone and I have found the Swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated.

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  5. Woodshedder

    Wrong- she was beaten by Coons.

    WWF fav McMahon was beaten by Blumenthal.

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    • Dr Fly

      Who’s really paying attention? Really.

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      • JakeGint

        Just because NY is circling the bowl, it doesn’t mean the rest of us have given up hope.

        Holy sheets, Chuck the Schmuck AND Cuomo in the same night… body blow! body blow!

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        • JakeGint

          PS — floggin the Bishop is spelt (sic) with a “U” not an “E.”

          Like Sturbridge, Taxachussets, home of Alice’s Restaurant.

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          • Frog

            It really ought to be as Fly spelled it. Master– At least one can be the Master of something.

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          • Teahouse On The Tracks
            Teahouse On The Tracks

            Wrong!

            That would be Stockbridge, MA … We love our taxes and in fact defeated a few referendums to repeal the duplicate alcohol tax and a roll back of the state sales tax to 3%. Take a trip to the Berkshires and forget about tax cuts for awhile Jake.

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          • JakeGint

            No thanks. Williams is in the Berkshires.

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          • Teahouse On The Tracks
            Teahouse On The Tracks

            Economics, German, Political Science and little bit of Russian …LOL!

            But you may have enjoyed the MSNBC broadcast: Morning Joe

            http://www.williams.edu/admin/news/releases/2020

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  6. BernieCornfeld

    Well at least she has witchcraft to fall back on

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    • JakeGint

      I think she should turn that bald commie Coons into a newt!

      A Newt Gingrich would be high carmedy, in fact.

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  7. mrkcbill

    Steve told his son that causes blindness….
    The asked if he could quit when he needed glasses!!!

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  8. Maximus

    i have signed her to my porn production company

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  9. hubbs

    Say no to Rep, say no to Dem, and god bless America with a party of lunatics.
    Oh, thank you Fox or News.

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  10. Indie

    Noticed the sign bottom right corner. LMFAO.

    Ftk to 3 assholes!

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  11. Wanker

    BREAKING NEWS – JakeGint found to be masterbating after Delaware loss!

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    • JakeGint

      Free at last! Free at last! Thank Gawd, ahm FREE AT LASSSTTTT! (shudder)

      BTW — it’s mastURbate, not master-bate, ya dumbass.

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  12. JakeGint

    Special Christine O’Donnell Joke Time:

    The Anatomy Lesson

    The pastor asked the congregation if anyone wished to express praise for answered prayers. Judy Smith stood and walked to the podium.

    She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t know if they could help him.” ?
    ?
    You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Tom must have experienced. “Tom was unable to hold me or the children,” she went on, “and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom’s scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.”
    ?
    Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom. “Now,” she announced in a quivering voice, “thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the
    doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely.” All the men sighed with unified relief.

    The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

    A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, “I’m Tom Smith.” The entire congregation held its breath. “I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum.”

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  13. HuggieBear

    I have recently exercised my new found and regained constitutional right.

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  14. Bubbles

    Be right back….

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  15. HuggieBear

    O’Donnell makes Palin look like a seasoned veteran…

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  16. BernieCornfeld

    How cum the tri-sexual SD management have gotten away without some abuse of the new page?

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  17. Goldie

    Masturbation FTW!!!

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  18. buylo

    I was glad to see them Swamp People and their gator pets weren’t illegal aliens like from Cuba or some shit! BTW, fantastic documentary. Wonder what would happen if the Tea Partiers would put the swampers on the Arizona border? Win-Win?

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